Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Does he have no understanding of the American political system? Or does he just regurgitate nonce-sense he reads on other people's twitters?

And he's not content with displaying his ignorance of domestic politics. He also has no fucking clue what's going on in the rest of the world! Here he chimes in to a random twitter thread with some, shall we say, optimistic views of Ukraine's future.

Spoiler: Thread

What exactly does Pat think is going on in Ukraine? Respected arms exporter, you mean all the American and European weapons systems popping up on the black market?

 

[niggers]

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imagine
>trump wins
>america is russia 2.0
>shitting on trump made illegal
>pat gets arrested because he cannot stop tweeting
>bus full of people show up to visit pat at the gulag
"no stalkers, i am not breaking rocks in a quarry at gunpoint. no stalkers, i will not enjoy prison. wait for the liberal revolution"

 

[JustStopDude]

I don't think Pat understands that he can't just ask the bots that make up the majority of his followers, to create new accounts on a different site.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Respected arms exporter, you mean all the American and European weapons systems popping up on the black market?

Wrong, atalker-child-me-lad. Imagine how many stamped pot-metal AK knockoffs Dear Leader Zelenskyy will be able to produce and sell to Eastern Europe, Africa and the Middle East, after he melts down the RuZZian MRE cans and spent bullet casings spread throughout the Glorious Ukrainian Countryside. Enjoy prison, geopolitics-and-economics-ignorant stalker.

Speaking of atalker-child-me-lads, I wonder why, among the many Aspects of Tomlinson, we have never seen a Plastic Paddy Pat. He's from Irish heritage if I'm not mistaken; you'd think he'd be glad to gently bounce towards an excuse for being a belligerent drunkard (he can't actually jump on anything without his knees undergoing nuclear fusion on the way down, due to how fat he is).

 

[Divine right to rule]

Pundit Pat has bad news for any democrats who aren't enthused by voting for a senile shell of a man, it's either Weekend at Biden's, or Literally Putler.
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No child, the party establishment is always right.
Now support drooling vegetable candidate that loses in every poll against evil orange man, or else orange man will make puberty blockers illegal.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Who's got the higher kill count? Null's kiwi death squads or ricks pepperoni grinder?

The grinder. Null's death squads are usually too lazy to leave their mothers' basements

The beauty of the kiwi squads is that our words are violence. Kiwi Farms is a killing sound. Also, Patrick focuses of a minority population of 3/5ths a person, while the kiwi squads are more equal opportunity minded.

 

[Markorian]

"Trump 2nd term will be the end of 'MUH DEMOCRACY' as we know it because he'll crack down on protestors!"
"So anyways, here's why anyone more closely related to anyone involved in J6 than 3rd cousins should be executed, as their bloodline is tainted and cannot be allowed to continue."

 

[Summer of George]

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Fatrick historians, did he ever live in Florida? This looks like he's totally full of shit

Why do you think the weather guys are always warning about hurricane seasons getting worse over time? Has nothing to do with global warming. It was just Pat wading his fat ass into the Gulf that one time and permanently altering the course of the ocean currents.

 

[AnOminous]

it is one of the stupidest things he has ever said. he got btfo in court and is still coping that it was 4D chess.

It's the kind of retarded bullshit that wouldn't even fool a boomer judge who knows literally nothing about the Internet.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Fatrick’s really flaunting all the Spanish he learned when he was seven. If he was smart, he’d go all-in and refer to it as “cielos azures,” but he’s not so he won’t. If he were an author, he would use the word “azure,” which is what he was going for, but he’s not so he didn’t.

He learned no Spanish as a child, child. He started doing Duolingo a couple of years ago and was Tweeting like a gordo in broken Spanish for a while. I guess he finished the lesson on colors but not the one on nature terms. Honestly our laziest American, which is saying something.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I bet the shareholders are really proud of performance as of late, especially over the last two weeks. We've been refining new and more advanced forms of human suffering for our clients to enjoy, and the growth has been crazy. I have to do a presentation to the VP of my department about the obscenely square shape of LFJ's head. There are also a few new faces in every team. Even the lads in the sticker department had to upscale the processing lines for the "Winner", "Informative", and "Semper Fidelis" ratings due to the amount of volume we've been getting internally. I have a good feeling even the mods are going to get a raise.

Unrelated: What kind of cake is Trombonista bringing? I'm guessing it will be in the break room on the ground floor and not the new one on the third floor? After all, Null's been really hard at work expanding the ruined Serbian castle that we've been using as an office.

It's cheesecake because of Nulls refusal to accept North America get's real cheese.

 

[Something Awful]

Patrick's hovel doesn't have door knobs.


Fat man seethes at cloud.


The "breaking news" he saw was a repost of an Associated Press article.

 

[An automatic clown]

He's fatly getting into slap fights with his most recent semi viral garbage political tweet.


Here, he replied and quote tweeted the child


I think this guy might be fat and a bit daft

 

[Creative Username]

I'd hate to live in Fat's world. Tons of stalkers around every corner, millions of childs to child, not enough black kids to make into pepperoni, and the entire world on the brink of total annihilation if Donald Drumpfler ever gets elected again...

Good thing FATrick's world is made of pure cope and delusion.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Libshits or not I feel bad for people who run into Pat in the wild like this with no context.

 

[Something Awful]

Little known Pat Fa(c)t: according to my independent research, it was TDS that activated Pat's child fixation. The earliest known childings took place in the summer of 2016, and it first went into frenzied overdrive while defending the honor of Hillary Clinton.



As we all know, Patrick never recovered, and thousands of people have fallen victim to a childing since then. Anyway, while looking into this I also came across this fun tweet of Pat being "grateful for a child molester":




Sucks for the kid, but sounds like it was ultimately for the best, since it got some show canceled that Patrick didn't like.

 

[Summer of George]

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Patrick's hovel doesn't have door knobs.

1. Insert joke here about the doors being installed backwards.
2. Why do you need interior locks, anyway, Patso? Trying to hide something from Nikki all of a sudden, are you, hmm? Something that perhaps might be going on in the basement, hmmmm?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Patrick's hovel doesn't have door knobs.

Pigs don't have thumbs so this shouldn't bother him

 

[Divine right to rule]

He's fatly getting into slap fights with his most recent semi viral garbage political tweet.
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Here, he replied and quote tweeted the child
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I think this guy might be fat and a bit daft

It is actually quite an achievement to be so fat, feebleminded yet combative that your own political team hates you.

He is also the only Biden stan I know of, I think our hog has a desire to get SNIFFED.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Here, he replied and quote tweeted the child
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I think this guy might be fat and a bit daft

George Washington? John Adams? Thomas Jefferson? James Madison? John Quincy Adams? Martin Van Buren? James Buchanan (lol)? William Howard Taft? The only reason I'm not putting Dwight Eisenhower is because I only made this list from ones with prior cabinet experience.

It gets worse: 2016 Hillary was not a first time candidate, she pretty famously ran in 2008.

Whoever said he just repeats whatever shit he sees on TV/Twitter, here's more evidence for your theory.