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I noticed that. Chris almost seems to be back at the way he was two years ago.
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I think he lost some weight but he's got a weird bone structure and fat distribution that means unless he goes Anorexic any weight loss and gain gives him minimal results.
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In typical Chris fashion, nothing matters to him besides money and Merge propaganda.
It would be somewhat interesting knowing what he was up to the last 2 years, how is family is doing or if he even had any other aspirations for the future...
NOPE. At 41, all that matters is Sonichu or the equivalent.
It will never be surprising, but I can't help comparing other 40-year-olds to Chris. Even ones that are into things for 10 year olds.
It would be somewhat interesting knowing what he was up to the last 2 years, how is family is doing or if he even had any other aspirations for the future...
NOPE. At 41, all that matters is Sonichu or the equivalent.
It will never be surprising, but I can't help comparing other 40-year-olds to Chris. Even ones that are into things for 10 year olds.
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I think he's honestly kind of checked out, in that he kind of got what he wanted in the end - freedom from Barb.
Without having to do a thing to care for her anymore, Chris can do whatever he wants for the most part. But it's just him doing the bare minimum adulting stuff like self-sustainment (microwave meals, etc.) and then playing more pretend goddess time all day which Preator milks for idiotbux. And he's happy doing this because this weird Frankenstein fantasy where he's god and in cartoon land appeals to him so much that he'd much rather live in that delusion than try to get satisfaction with anything in the real world. Hell, has he even said a single damn thing about MLP G5 now that he's back online with streams and tweets, as if nothing had happened two years ago?
It really is kind of a sad and lonely existence, which I think Chris is possibly barely aware of, but that in turn is why he hides in escapist land so much. In C-137 he has his imaginary friends who don't think he's a 40 year old motherfucking loser who refuses to this day to act like a real adult.
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I agree he managed to get what he wanted, off loading Barb but we all know he's going to do something that the Praitors will ether be unable to cover up or be unwilling to.
He'll try and put his blessings on someone who is unwilling to take it.
If they get him into a Con that is going to be a nightmare for the staff.
He'll try and put his blessings on someone who is unwilling to take it.
If they get him into a Con that is going to be a nightmare for the staff.
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Chris going to a convention would be a nightmare for everyone involved.
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There is a reason that he is called the "Teflon Tard".
No. it would be hilarious. The (evaporated) milk would still be funny because Christian Weston Chandler always finds a way to out 'tard himself.
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While I totally agree with this, I'ma have to nope outta the rest of that, sorry m8.
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How can this retard still not know the difference between your and you're?
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mistakes like those are a diamond dozen
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Not saying I'm right, I'm just calling it as I see it. Namely, Chris's obsession with his fantasies as escapism date back all the way to before the internet learned of his existence. The Sonichu comics were always him trying to get payback on the things that real life 'wronged' him about. These goddess delusions and the Merge and shit are just the deformed 'adult' version of that escapist paradise, twisted through the filter of Rick and Morty as an alternate dimension.
Since you disagree, if you don't mind me asking what do you think is going on? I would love to hear an opposing argument, maybe you have insights here I'm missing.
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I think he would be well received. He actually has real fans now and it go similarly as all of his previous convention appearances. Plus, if he were to get a vender table he would make bank.
He said in the last stream that he has not watched a single episode of MLP G5 and that they need to resume MLP G4 seasons 9 through 14 asap. He says that he is working on contacting Hasbro to make it happen.
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Money talks and he's more an autistic rockstar than he's ever been.
Enablers be like tard groupies these days.
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Paradoxically the new generation you speak of badly miss the classic era despite never actually being a part of it.
The Curse-ye-ha-me-ha is a pathway to many abilities some considered to be unnatural.
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Intentional
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The update of him and barb....totally looking like he wants to cop a feel
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Not so much wanted but did, just it was off camera.
Sweet Jesus imagine this place if Chris had tapped the whole thing and it leaked out now after the jail saga.