Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Hey Juju, hope you're having a lovely day.
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Pill Cosby said:
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Didn't Juju cry like a pussy when some retard knocked on his door? Didn't he cry when another retarded faggot went to his home (Podawful guy). He literally sperged out and said he lived in a mansion on the hills - aka the "Barbie Dream House".

Dick is a faggot that get's fucked in the ass as Juju the Cow.
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Didn't he cry about swatting when a helicopter flew over his house?
This guy is such a massive pussy. He just sees a moderately attractive person making a fool of herself and his coombrain automatically inserts whatever gross porn scene he's jerked off to while his wife sighs at the family photos of her friends, with their children.

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*Has successfully pitched zero comedy shows despite the bar being so low that a sitcom about the cavemen from an insurance commercial got 13 episodes produced.
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What is Juju trying to quote here? This quote was from the Gospel of Thomas I think, and it's considered noncanonical?
It sounds similar to the Talmud and Hadiths -- open to interpretation.
I found the full quote:
Simon Peter said to them, 'Let Mary leave us, for women are not worthy of Life!'
Jesus said, 'I myself shall lead her in order to make her male so that she may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every woman who will make herself male will enter the Kingdom of Heaven.'
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This sounds like a concept known as spiritual gender swapping to my theologically illiterate mind, and indeed that Jesus was defending Mary against Peter's misogyny.
Juju just quoted the entire thing completely out of context and butchered it, his moid mind probably read something on r/atheism THA BABBLE HATES WAMEN or whatever.

Speaking about that, how about this quote?
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
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Notice how he refers to mankind, now cows.
 
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Nick Gars said:
"When did Kiwi Farms become such giant losers?"
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Says a literal faggot who gets fucked while pretending to be a female cow named Juju.
VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
That’s the most Libertarian shit I’ve read on this thread lmao.
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I'm pretty sure the dude is an actual libertarian and not of the "but what if the child consents" lolbert variety.
 
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I'm always a bit taken back when it's mentioned he lives in LA and think of himself as a "successful comedian".
First time seeing him I just assumed he was like the 48yr old man who peaked in high-school somewhere in Arkansas and now still trying to relive his Polk high days.
You know the type, he has a podcast and try to get back at all those pesky girls who found him a creep back then and didn't wanna sleep w him.
The small town chock jock, but sleazier.

But no no, this man sees himself as some Hollywood big leauge and I can't get over how delusional he is.
Like... Is he incapable of seeing himself like the rest of the world sees him, boogie levels of pathetic?
The copium he huffs must be at dangerous levels at this point, I'm amazed.
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
um actually he was on dr phil too
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While acting a misogynistic character. And it turns out he actually is a misogynist. While simultaneously he desperately wants to be a female cow getting fucked.

If he actually made this shit up instead of it being his actual life, he'd be a comedic genius.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Eric’s pointed out multiple times that the “what was your favorite part of ISOM?” question has become the “this is very obviously a troll/detractor” tell, so he’s let people know to just ignore them.
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My favorite part of ISOM was when it provoked a malding non-practicing comedian best known for an appearance on a slightly more upscale imitation of Jerry Springer something like two decades ago into a sputtering rage for six months.

Haven't read it. Won't read it. I don't think anything in the book could provide better entertainment than that.

When I first heard about the controversy, I thought it was a fun little thing, and not something that had Juju obsessed to the exclusion of everything else for so long. As someone who has never read a comic book, I guess that makes ISOM my favorite comic of all time.
 
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No idea who this guy is, but since Dick retweeted it, he wholeheartedly agrees.
How is paying for an overpriced product ”losing money”?
This bothers me the most about all of this, how can a self proclaimed lolbertarian actually claim this? Who the fuck cares what people are willingly paying for a product?

I wonder if the people who bought his big bean coffee “New Project Brew“ are still enjoying their investment, they surely didn’t pay an insane markup on some cheap ass product.
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AncientPhosphur said:
ACKACKACKACK You FOOL! You don’t even know what you’re buying or enjoying this just proves I’m a genius in hating it and getting asshurt ACKACKACKACK

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Why do they think this 'what was your favourite part of ISOM' thing is such a gotcha? I've read classic comics like The Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns; couldn't name you a favourite part of either of them, but I know I enjoyed them.

A comic like ISOM isn't supposed to be some deep, life-altering tome; it's pulpy fun you read to be entertained then move on to the next issue or something else.
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>No television shows
>No mainstream presence
>Only people in the 'sektur' even know who he is
>Only accomplishment is a book from over a decade ago that nobody remembers or read, probably significantly less remembered than Maddox's "Alphabet of Manliness"
>Continually aligns himself with unemployable retards because nobody else wants their name associated with Dick Masterson
>Arch-rival, solely created so he could milk a new beef since the Maddox stuff was beyond stale, is experiencing far more success in 2023 than Dick has experienced probably ever
Damn dude, professional comedians have it rough
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I like comparing Dax to Nick Mullen. Nick is a decade younger, has already made minor appearances in films and TV, has multiple writing credits, is adored by most of his peers to the point veterans of the industry will have him on their podcasts just to suck his dick, is willing to take shots at anyone and not just a pre-approved list of soft targets, and makes fun of them without also trying to ruin their lives (although to be fair I'm not sure what Nick could do to make Tom Myers' life worse than it already is.)

The real kicker though, which I didn't realise til I looked it up while writing this, is that the Cumtown/Adam Friedland Show Patreon makes $100k a month, which is fucking insane. TL;DR Nick has already achieved everything Dax has failed to and more, in half the time, without even trying. And he's actually funny.
 
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Sneedotron said:
No idea who this guy is, but since Dick retweeted it, he wholeheartedly agrees.
How is paying for an overpriced product ”losing money”?
This bothers me the most about all of this, how can a self proclaimed lolbertarian actually claim this? Who the fuck cares what people are willingly paying for a product?

I wonder if the people who bought his big bean coffee “New Project Brew“ are still enjoying their investment, they surely didn’t pay an insane markup on some cheap ass product.
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Based on his tweets and retweets, someone trying to suck up to Dax and once again obsessing over a black guy making a comic.
 
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Terfatron said:
I'm always a bit taken back when it's mentioned he lives in LA and think of himself as a "successful comedian".
First time seeing him I just assumed he was like the 48yr old man who peaked in high-school somewhere in Arkansas and now still trying to relive his Polk high days.
You know the type, he has a podcast and try to get back at all those pesky girls who found him a creep back then and didn't wanna sleep w him.
The small town chock jock, but sleazier.

But no no, this man sees himself as some Hollywood big leauge and I can't get over how delusional he is.
Like... Is he incapable of seeing himself like the rest of the world sees him, boogie levels of pathetic?
The copium he huffs must be at dangerous levels at this point, I'm amazed.
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Apart from being a jock, you basically described Vito.
 
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Update for Eric’s preorders.
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What's funny is they shat real hard on "only" making 300,000k and now it's already on its way to making a third of the first book, which is really fucking good for something to retain that much hype. I wonder how much vitos piece of crap is going to do lol, if he ever finishes shitting it out

So I've seen this big insult Dax and the diddler crew have "what's your favorite part" which I find laughable because I think if something was asked like that about vitos book or np2 and Dax and Co were caught inflating hype with celeb yes men I think they'd just say it was a based capitalist w or something. Idk how you can cheer on a girl being sacrificed to the turd golem Riley and his furry art homeless lifestyle and then get on some grandstanding soapbox about the possibility of nepotism or something.

I dont buy that the defenders of Netflix cp actually care about the ethics in comic writing to a boy scout level unless they were literally brought down to a boy scouts level
 
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