Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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    Votes: 63 50.4%
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Didn't Juju cry like a pussy when some retard knocked on his door? Didn't he cry when another retarded faggot went to his home (Podawful guy). He literally sperged out and said he lived in a mansion on the hills - aka the "Barbie Dream House".

Dick is a faggot that get's fucked in the ass as Juju the Cow.
 
The year is 2025. ISOM has been picked up by Amazon for an animated series a-la Invincible, Eric July stands to make money he never could have dreamed of.

Meanwhile, ACKs No-Hairra smugly posts on Xitter about how ISOM has made a fraction of the money that Batman ever did from the dumpster he and Chris “Playground Prowler” Gesualdi share on skid row.
 
Didn't Juju cry like a pussy when some retard knocked on his door? Didn't he cry when another retarded faggot went to his home (Podawful guy). He literally sperged out and said he lived in a mansion on the hills - aka the "Barbie Dream House".
Oh, he's been way more pathetic than that. Months ago he cried like a bitch because there was a LAPD helicopter orbiting his neighborhood. Likely had nothing to do with him, but he took to Twitter to cry about swatting. As if that's how swat teams operate.

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ACKACKACKACK You FOOL! You don’t even know what you’re buying or enjoying this just proves I’m a genius in hating it and getting asshurt ACKACKACKACK

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Eric’s pointed out multiple times that the “what was your favorite part of ISOM?” question has become the “this is very obviously a troll/detractor” tell, so he’s let people know to just ignore them.

Dax and his crew think it’s some kind of own, because even when people do give an answer, they just ignore it and ant like they didn’t give an answer.
 
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Now what kind of cope is that?
Does Dax not realize that consumers legitimately do not give a fuck about who profits the most from Isom selling well? Consumers want a comic, Eric is willing to fulfill demand, anybody else involved means absolutely nothing unless they affect product fulfillment. A rich Jewish faggot that rapes all of their talent and has a name like Weinstein could be reaping 98% of the money, and nobody involved would bat an eye.

None of this shit matters, stop trying to make it a thing.
 
>No television shows
>No mainstream presence
>Only people in the 'sektur' even know who he is
>Only accomplishment is a book from over a decade ago that nobody remembers or read, probably significantly less remembered than Maddox's "Alphabet of Manliness"
>Continually aligns himself with unemployable retards because nobody else wants their name associated with Dick Masterson
>Arch-rival, solely created so he could milk a new beef since the Maddox stuff was beyond stale, is experiencing far more success in 2023 than Dick has experienced probably ever
Damn dude, professional comedians have it rough
 
>No television shows
>No mainstream presence
>Only people in the 'sektur' even know who he is
>Only accomplishment is a book from over a decade ago that nobody remembers or read, probably significantly less remembered than Maddox's "Alphabet of Manliness"
>Continually aligns himself with unemployable retards because nobody else wants their name associated with Dick Masterson
>Arch-rival, solely created so he could milk a new beef since the Maddox stuff was beyond stale, is experiencing far more success in 2023 than Dick has experienced probably ever
Damn dude, professional comedians have it rough
um actually he was on dr phil too
 
Now what kind of cope is that?
By that logic, so are Marvel and DC. What the fuck is this reasoning?

In an appearance that barely anyone remembers, and modern watchers would wave him off as an Incel.
The fact that everyone but Dax profited from that Dr. Phil episode will never not be funny.
 
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