Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Fat man seethes at cloud.
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Of course Fatrick is fucking stupid (1.2 GPA), too uncurious to look up how spell check actually works and instead blames "AI" because that is what his tribe of dingleberry-eating troglodytes declared to be the bad juju of the week.
And of course he noticed it because as a "classic conservative" must simp for a nigger rapist who got his sentence vacated thanks to combined media and judicial activism and the word of a delusional psychotic (which somehow meant the robbery he committed on the same night didn't happen because reasons).
I hope he and his loathsome wife end up being part of the urban crime statistic.
 
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Something Awful said:
Little known Pat Fa(c)t: according to my independent research, it was TDS that activated Pat's child fixation. The earliest known childings took place in the summer of 2016, and it first went into frenzied overdrive while defending the honor of Hillary Clinton.

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As we all know, Patrick never recovered, and thousands of people have fallen victim to a childing since then. Anyway, while looking into this I also came across this fun tweet of Pat being "grateful for a child molester":

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Sucks for the kid, but sounds like it was ultimately for the best, since it got some show canceled that Patrick didn't like.
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I'm not on "that bird site" as Dorque Squealer calls it so thank you for the research - did he start as a "sweet summer child" saying homosexual then just shorten it to "child"? I do remember him saying that whole phrase when people still cared about Game of Thrones so I don't know if we've got a missing link between Homo Sexualus and Homo Sexualus Gigantus.
 
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Rick's Beef Wellington said:
I'm not on "that bird site" as Dorque Squealer calls it so thank you for the research - did he start as a "sweet summer child" saying homosexual then just shorten it to "child"?
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That he did. The first instance of using "child" as an insult was this:

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He used "sweet summer child" a few more times, but not terribly frequently. I omitted it because at that point it was a popular catchphrase/meme from a popular show, not quite a genuine Rick-original childing.
 
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Something Awful said:
That he did. The first instance of using "child" as an insult was this:

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He used "sweet summer child" a few more times, but not terribly frequently. I omitted it because at that point it was a popular catchphrase/meme from a popular show, not quite a genuine Rick-original childing.
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If "Obese Argumentative Hogs" were a Jeopardy category, I'd run the fucker.
 
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Gentlebastard said:
Speaking of atalker-child-me-lads, I wonder why, among the many Aspects of Tomlinson, we have never seen a Plastic Paddy Pat. He's from Irish heritage if I'm not mistaken; you'd think he'd be glad to gently bounce towards an excuse for being a belligerent drunkard (he can't actually jump on anything without his knees undergoing nuclear fusion on the way down, due to how fat he is).
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He does, but in true Rick fashion he picks the most belligerant option as usual.
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I love the little pause in "two hundred and... twenty-five pounds". You wish, lardass. Try two hundred and another hundred.
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He's not 6 feet, he is way fatter than 225, and he isn't a trained fighter. Multiple people have seen him in real life and he ran away cowering. Damn, how did he condense so many lies into a 10 second clip?
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
George Washington? John Adams? Thomas Jefferson? James Madison? John Quincy Adams? Martin Van Buren? James Buchanan (lol)? William Howard Taft? The only reason I'm not putting Dwight Eisenhower is because I only made this list from ones with prior cabinet experience.

It gets worse: 2016 Hillary was not a first time candidate, she pretty famously ran in 2008.

Whoever said he just repeats whatever shit he sees on TV/Twitter, here's more evidence for your theory.
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Shit Nixon was considerably more experienced than Clinton by dint of his time in the navy, senate, and as vp. First lady isn't a job in government it's a relationship with a wrinkly ballsack

also nixon got cheated in 60, then was one of the most popular presidents ever in 68, crushing the hippies and launching genocides in cambo on the DL like the peoples champion that he was
 
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Associate Rick said:
He does, but in true Rick fashion he picks the most belligerant option as usual.
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Wow, in a rare case of stopped clocks, Patrick chose the most based tweet on St. Patrick's Day of all days.

What group of people can live in a country for over 175 years but still claim allegiance to another country?

Orangeman Pat is probably just a neckbeard atheist who hates the Pope, he probably has no clue, nor does he care about the actual conflict.
 
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It gets worse: 2016 Hillary was not a first time candidate, she pretty famously ran in 2008.
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she was in the primary but lost to obongo so technically she never really ran for president. child.

Associate Rick said:
He does, but in true Rick fashion he picks the most belligerant option as usual.
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wearing orange and beating up catholics is what the ulster unionists in british northern ireland do. the actual irish are the catholics he fantasizes about beating up.
 
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