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Holy shit, i needed that laugh. It's so fucking over for pooner Elijah Wood.
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When I lived in Seattle, which has a lot of fags, no lie, 10% of the profiles were pooners. I'd CONSTANTLY get consistently morbidly obese pooners demanding dick pics. The usual etiquette on Grindr is just to not respond (or block) to a request you have no interest in because who knows, maybe in a few years the guy could become hotter by getting fitter or something. But obv the very fem-brained, estrogen-controlled gender blobs took it personally when they didn't get a response. Since one was so pathetic and angry, I felt like it was entertaining enough to respond and explain how dumb she was. She then proceeded to berate me then immediately send a follow-up message unironically saying "Sorry, I have autism and don't know how to react in these situations."
The thing is, gay men care much more about sex than what a random person thinks about them. I think part of the reason of the increase in female unhappiness is that women derive a lot of happiness from their social standing with others. Having social media just gives them a million times more opportunities to not be liked which is hard for them. That's why pooners can't run in the gay scene. A gay guy will go to a bathhouse and be shunned by every guy there and just be like "Oh well, I guess I'll just try again another day". A pooner will cope, seethe, and reverse-dilate while demanding that someone fuck them. I also think part of the anger/sadness they have comes from the fact that straight women can pretty much choose the guy, time, and place if they wanna get fucked. Gay guys are constantly looking for some hotter guy to sleep with, so if you're not up to their standards, they won't give you a second look. The other problem with lesbians is that I believe there are more bisexual women than there are true lesbians. So obviously a daddy's money lesbian would be OK sleeping with a troon and sort of normalize that while the dykes sit around seething that the woman they like wants to be with a man.
To add to more gay guys being blunt about sex, here's a pooner looking for validation to "top" (read: peg with a fake penis) gay guys from r/AskGayBros that @Jacques1194 posted a reply from (also, I have a pic of the pooner who typed that):
My favorite
Fucked up dick in question (though at least it's an actual dick that works):
"Gay male" dick expert u/Stoner-Seahorse from @Jacques1194 's post chimes in:
She gets absolutely owned while crying "transphobia"
"Gay male" in question:
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LMFAO I didn't think the reply to this would be so based, but it is a gay male community. The pooner is practically walking into a lion's den here, trying to spread her bullshit lies. Also it's even funnier cause you can tell a real dick-loving faggot wrote that reply.
I went through her profile and my God. This is what our manly dood looks like.
JEWISH.
"My mom says I'm handsome."
This is the equivalent of a MtF saying "A vagina is just a fuck hole" but even they are not that stupid. (most of the time) They at least know at least vaginas can menstruate and deliver babies.
Poor pooner.
Time to return to the hugbox.
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I think you mean the best part.
Hongourable Madisha
You see, some of us don't know English properly.
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I vaguely remember Clive Simpson and Dennis Kavanagh of The Queens' Speech podcast commenting on a similar Reddit pooner who'd said "what does it matter if I don't make semen?" Clive just responded, "oh, honey..." and Dennis went on a rant about "...said no gay man ever!" I wonder if it was the same pooner.
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If our boy here wants to fuck a real gay man, why doesn't she just find another pooner to larp with? Or is it suddenly not the same?
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Chad may or may not own Fruitfarms Halloween merch and walk among us as a brave and manly transmasc spy. Days of Boyhood.
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Reading stuff like this makes me think there's really something to the "autism is underdiagnosed in girls" adage. This complete disconnect between fiction and reality is peak on-the-spectrum behaviour. Real fags don't behave like ones in their chinese comic books.
Is that supposed to be bishi Abe Lincoln in that last pic?!
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Or just don’t poon out that hard and let guys know she takes it up the shitter like a good’un.
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Thing is if they just wanted to take it in the ass there are plenty of gross dudes with zero standards as the Ethics of picking up Pooners on Grindr thread demonstrated.
They're just destroying their chances by targeting True and Honest homos, gay dudes won't fuck women, and they're not shy about telling them it seems.
Of course a big part of the fetish for both Troons and Pooners is trying to force people to play along, which is why they try to cry bully their way in to places they are vehemently unwelcome.
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Even more annoying than when they were little, when they would whine at the boys for not including her in their games or playtime, and then proceed to whine that none of the boys hold back their strength or change the rules to accommodate her in the instance they do relent and let her in.
And a hell of a lot more rapey too. Thankfully the rules of chivalry don't apply to pooners anymore. That's one regard we'll "affirm" them in. We don't have problems telling them off or even using physical violence if that's what it takes to make them back off and stop being perverts.
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Also:
A strap on actuallehhhhhhhh warms to body temperature when worn/touched--unlike the pallid rot dog.
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The Pooner talking about using QTips and Popsicle Sticks and surgical tape to build a scaffolding for their 'dog so they could try to use it still makes me feel ill when I remember it.
The level of insanity of these freaks is really something.
Really sets the mood, huh?
Hold on honey just pass me another 3 Qtips...
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Can't think of a single lesbian who'd be down with it.The Pooner talking about using QTips and Popsicle Sticks and surgical tape to build a scaffolding for their 'dog so they could try to use it still makes me feel ill when I remember it.
The level of insanity of these freaks is really something.
Really sets the mood, huh?
Hold on honey just pass me another 3 Qtips...
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Who gets this pissed off over kids? I'm glad she's dead. Very inclusive to call out the fags specifically, though.
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If they are good enough to be inflicted on everyone else surely they are good enough for each other? Right? RIIIGGGHHHHHT?
Lol the best part of those reddit responses is that this is ON REDDIT, the most troon worshipping social media platform. Things really are turning.
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The only reason reddit is not like that all the time is because the jannies deleting everything that smells of wrongthing. Trannies can only thrive when there's intense censorship so they can play pretend the majority likes them in their fake hugboxes
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Not to mention that it comes from the G subreddit.I know this get stated a lot but despite the force grouping of LGBTQ it does seem like there's a divide in the community.I literally only see self proclaim LGB teenagers who support trans rights.Even if the majority of LGB did support "trans rights" its sounding more and more like "TRA on the streets, TERFS in the sheets."
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