Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

He keeps saying they smoke the meat on site out back!! Its not a fucking bbq place, they arent smoking anything are they?

Website says they use mesquite charcoal. You probably couldn't do that indoors.

Guys, come on. He actually did post a picture of their outdoor cooking area, which is also visible from google street view,


An outdoor cooking area, especially in southern California, isn't exactly rare since it's not as if that area gets anything that can really be called "adverse weather"

 

[boxybum]

Filming a TACO WARS. No Rick, taco place is closed, Edgar knows another Taco Wars location.

https://www.tacosloscholos.com/menu

Apparently they need mexican pizza "in honor of Edgar"
Jr claims the habanero sauce is "yum yum sauce"(wtf?), Fatty refuses to touch it.
Tammy is taking pictures of the salsa bar for Fatty. The plates are stacked high with meat, I predict Fatty will give this an A++. "I cannot believe how much meat"

5:50 Tammy filming Fatty trying to eat a taco
Fatty "there's no way I can pick it up
Disgusted Tammy "just pick it up, and lean forward" ffs, she's got to remind him to lean forward over the plate now?
Fatty "okay mom" I know this is Fatty trying to be funny, but it just reinforces the mommy-wife thing.
Then 6 seconds of Fatty chewing before Tammy cuts so we can't see him choking on his food as he tries to swallow it

6:40 Tammy Jr is obviously trying to cut a piece, Jr is eating straight off the pizza with a fork, Fatty whines wondering what's going on, Tammy needs to point out that Tammy Jr is trying to cut Fatty a piece of pizza

The entire family liked it. Fatty I guess needed 3 giant tacos plus a piece of pizza for a meal.

I FUCKING CALLED IT "I give them total A++, they were amazing"

Damn, this is one awkward family. They had to give it an A++ because their good friend Edgar recommended it. Those moments you highlighted were hilarious cringe. Tammy can't wait for this gimp to die. Keeps feeding him enough sodium and cholesterol to give even an Olympic sprinter a heart attack. Also, its sad to see that Jack jr. and Tammy jr. are falling out of love. She married this bum ass, white trash too young. Now she is becoming fat and resentful. Just look like a deer in the headlights in that post meal car interview. She doesn't seem to want to be there and is uncomfortable.

Of course, Edgar seems like an alright guy who got dragged into the Scalfani bullshit because he is too nice to say no like Rick. The food did look really good honestly. Edgar has a good eye and taste unlike the gimp.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course, Edgar seems like an alright guy who got dragged into the Scalfani bullshit because he is too nice to say no like Rick. The food did look really good honestly. Oscar has a good eye and taste unlike the gimp.

If it's the one in Anaheim, it's rated 30 out of 82 in Mexican restaurants on tripadvisor. While that's kind of middle of the pack, it's in Anaheim, which puts it against fairly stiff competition. I'd definitely eat their food, especially with a discount.

 

[SandyCat]

Where can I find a clip of Jack on that one cooking show where he got all upset? Can't find it for the life of me

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Where can I find a clip of Jack on that one cooking show where he got all upset? Can't find it for the life of me

You've just described every episode of just about anything he's partook in, you're going to have to be more specific.

 

[SandyCat]

You've just described every episode of just about anything he's partook in, you're going to have to be more specific.

Lmao fair point. I apologize, my retard is showing again

It was from this but I wanted to see if I could find it without all the shitty youtuber commentary. I think the show was called west texas investors club

 

[Fag Albert]

I'm back trying again with the archived West Texas Investors Club episode (just wouldn't upload before). Americans may be confused, but people in other countries aren't learned enough to use a literally free VPN, so they can't watch it otherwise. And of course the episode could be taken down at any time. They seem to be working this time, but if it breaks again I give up. There's 30 minutes of quality Jack content here. I cut out the rest of the episode because no one cares. I had to record the screen because Roku did the bare minimum to protect the content. I tried to provide context for each part but I really just cut this into 10 minute chunks. It mostly seems to work.

@SandyCat is this it

 

[SandyCat]

@SandyCat is this it

Thats it thank you

 

[EatYourVeggies]

Fatty: Meat gud. Lots of meat. A++
Fat Jr.: Meat gud. Taste amazing
Tammy Jr: Meat gud. (I am being held captive help pls)
Tammy Hammy: Meat gud. Packed with meat. Sauces were amazing (Please end my husband already)

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Fatty: Meat gud. Lots of meat. A++
Fat Jr.: Meat gud. Taste amazing
Tammy Jr: Meat gud. (I am being held captive help pls)
Tammy Hammy: Meat gud. Packed with meat. Sauces were amazing (Please end my husband already)

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Omg they are all glowing like they just ended a massive dry spell with the Jim Traynor of their dreams….. all this satisfaction from salty meat in their gut.

This crew of pigger wiggers really would be much happier in California than in Tennessee where they appear to be continually miserable.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Fatty: Meat gud. Lots of meat. A++
Fat Jr.: Meat gud. Taste amazing
Tammy Jr: Meat gud. (I am being held captive help pls)
Tammy Hammy: Meat gud. Packed with meat. Sauces were amazing (Please end my husband already)

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Gotta love that "look how much we love each other" hoverhanding over the back and the fact that she actually chose to sit in the middle seat to facilitate that.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Gotta love that "look how much we love each other" hoverhanding over the back and the fact that she actually chose to sit in the middle seat to facilitate that.

Gotta play it up for the camera that they're happily married.

Meanwhile Jr is thinking of all the young boys to get back to in Tennessee and Hammy Jr is thinking of Jim Traynor.

 

[lindsayfan]

GOING BACK TO CALI PT2 - TACO WARS
(11/08/23)

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watching a bunch of fat white trash slobber over greasy food is disquieting but i have to admit the item edgar got with the pepper in it looked delicious.

i'm not like a food historian but as far as i'm concerned "mexican pizza" was originally a taco bell menu item -- two flat corn tortillas with ground beef between them, topped with enchilada sauce and cheese-- whereas the entree jack & tammy jr. got looked more like an actual pizza.

but do we get any actual information about it from the video?? of course not. just that it was "done right"

EDIT: ok not that it really matters but according to this random lady it's a big soft flour tortilla under a mountain of toppings https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzIR_aCrQ2T/

 

[TestTubePuppy]

I've never heard anyone from California use the term "Cali". It's like "Frisco". That name is only used by people who have never been to "San Francisco".

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I've never heard anyone from California use the term "Cali". It's like "Frisco". That name is only used by people who have never been to "San Francisco".

I heard one guy from California refer to it as Cali. But then... I don't know many people from California.

 

[Tiresome]

I heard one guy from California refer to it as Cali. But then... I don't know many people from California.

In my experience, only dipshits who Californians are glad to be rid of refer to it as Cali.

 

[TheTractor]

Tammy Jr got FAT

Did Jack accidently bit her and passed on the Wendigo curse?

That profile was shocking

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

But then... I don't know many people from California.

Lucky you!

 

[Super Hans v2]

Our favorite boomer decided to smoke a brisket for the first time ever.

I wonder if him making a point in recording the trimming was a dig at Jack refusing to remove the membrane, much less the excess fat.

 

[desudesu]

I like how Junior literally looks like a full blown Arab mutt now with his Muslim beard.