DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BScCollateral]

You mean mocking tard noises like "duuuhhhhh" or less unintentional ones where he gets excited with his "alalalalalalala", "ohh ooooh OOOOHHHHHH! Ack ack ack!"

More the latter.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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Pretty fuckin hilarious this is how his Twitter looks now that he is running ads on all his videos

did he not already have ads on his videos?

 

[Nate Dingus]

If he had that much energy with his commentary and colorful language instead of the fuckin dogshit washed out Blues Clues crap, I think I'd start liking him more.

Adam from Side Scrollers had a point when he said that Phil should just embrace being toxic and move to an off-brand streaming site like Rumble. A 2000s throwback who tard rages and calls Nintendo jap faggots would have way more of an audience than whatever he thinks he's doing now.

Phil, embrace your inner Hogan. Think how much you could make if you had a tier goal to call yourself a fat pig and say that Tevin is a nigger on camera.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Hey Phil the reason your Alan wake streams suck so much is cause there is a black person in it. Don't play games with black people in it and the money will come rolling in. Also put the swastika of good luck in the background as it will bring more positivity. Everything else is good also do the hand raising thing more. Trust me.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Adam from Side Scrollers had a point when he said that Phil should just embrace being toxic and move to an off-brand streaming site like Rumble. A 2000s throwback who tard rages and calls Nintendo jap faggots would have way more of an audience than whatever he thinks he's doing now.

Phil, embrace your inner Hogan. Think how much you could make if you had a tier goal to call yourself a fat pig and say that Tevin is a nigger on camera.

What would Hulk Hogan do?

 

[MAWBD2]

Woah, language, Phil! Have you no consideration for Derich, Jayde, and your mo- your wife?

In all seriousness, I'm sure he'll make a big deal out of it, saying how sorry he is and how he shouldn't have said it, then give a history on how he used to not care who he offended, blah blah blah, the usual moral grandstanding given how often he says he's "changed".

Nah, he won't even mention it. He knows he can blatantly lie about stuff on his own channel (see MAGFest half empty room) and his dents are too brainwashed to care.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

I'm already preparing myself for the moralizing from "those" detractors.

God, I can’t wait to see videos from the holier than thou detractors. It’s mind boggling how many of his detractors want to act superior to Phil when it comes to policing language and this kind of stuff, yet they’re on Twitter calling people (sometimes other detractors) retards.

If anything, this whole thing is hilarious because it breaks Phil’s illusion, and his own words, that he has matured and is a different person and doesn’t use “hateful slurs” anymore. When he’s still the same angry man child who bottles up these things and hasn’t changed a bit. I know, shocking!

Woah, language, Phil! Have you no consideration for Derich, Jayde, and your mo- your wife?

In all seriousness, I'm sure he'll make a big deal out of it, saying how sorry he is and how he shouldn't have said it, then give a history on how he used to not care who he offended, blah blah blah, the usual moral grandstanding given how often he says he's "changed".

“Ah yes, a content creator who has over 15 years of videos, had a moment of weakness. Yeah?! So?! Ever since I became a live streamer about 10 years ago and diversified my content, I have been very careful on not offending certain groups. You can probably count on my hands how many times I’ve said anything like that. In the last TWO FUCKING YEARS, since I came to YouTube, how many times have I said anything like that? Zero. So, yes, I said the word, but that was a moment of weakness, you fucking idiot. No one cares. No one in my core audience fucking cares. Only dumb fuck morons care! Sounds good? Okay then.”

If he does bring it up, he’ll definitely flip it so it was a moment of weakness to get sympathy. He’ll acknowledge he said it but it’s YOUR fault for honing in on it.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

So after all that begging, whining, guilt tripping and even bringing the chargeback card into play, he just scraped a grand for the week

https://twitter.com/JGwinn1048/status/1722509853959012624

Still a long way from any actual struggle, but continues to circle closer to the drain.

 

[Pickle Man]

We are so back, DSPbros.
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It okay since Phil himself is retarded as well.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

People who use dent to describe Phil’s tards get upset over the word retard. Hilarious

 

[Balr0g]

WPIG will take a deep dive into Phil's Well's Fargpo job "arc"

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I can't stand how some people act all high and mighty. I bet we've all said way worse things than 'retard'.

I say retard all the time. I also say nigger, faggot, tranny, etc

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

No Tier 1 goal the entire day, fat Kat is crying downstairs because there will be no expensive meal today

Premium bag feed is non-negotiable.

 

[Ayase]

We are so back, DSPbros.
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Talking to himself I see.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

We are so back, DSPbros.
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You know you want to unleash the beast, Phil. Do it, be as entertaining as you think you are. You don't care about being a good boy.

 

[Agent Proper]

So after all that begging, whining, guilt tripping and even bringing the chargeback card into play, he just scraped a grand for the week

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https://twitter.com/JGwinn1048/status/1722509853959012624

Still a long way from any actual struggle, but continues to circle closer to the drain.

I was thinking about this on my drive to work. How can this fat retard claim that he lost thousands of dollars for his Sick Saga, when he can hardly get a stream to $50. His views are down, his gameplay is down, no wonder why he has been dipping into the drama well once again. Thanksbegging is just around the corner maybe that will save the channel.

 

[Telemeter]

If he had that much energy with his commentary and colorful language instead of the fuckin dogshit washed out Blues Clues crap, I think I'd start liking him more.
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He tries to not ack ack ack so hard its funny.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Moralfagging over Phil saying retard is stupid, but it is still funny to make fun of Phil for it. So much of his stream the last five year or more has been dedicated to the "I changed" narrative. He has to cling to that narrative because he is still haunted by things like the Dead Space 2 clip. So he really, really wants to spin his setbacks into him being a victim being canceled by a leftist mob. Like calling Teespring "left wing" for taking his store down (when it reality it's probably because it was completely stagnant and hadn't sold a single thing for over a year).

So for me, what I'm mocking is Phil's hypocrisy. He could have leaned into the "I'm being cancelled by these politically correct lefty faggots and they're why no one will sponsor me," narrative or the "I changed and matured, love is love, gays and the LGBTQIA+ are heckin valid, I am in fact glad that this video game has replaced it's titular main character with a strong independent capital B Black single mother, I don't say those kinds of things anymore and I was wrong to say them in the first place," narrative. But not both at the same time, which is what he wants to do.

 

[¨¨¨]

DSP is severely mentally ill.

I doubt he is severely mentally ill (although a decade of social isolation has probably skewed his perception on what normal socializing looks like),he is simply a shameless grifter who realizes that he has no reputation left to lose but quite a bit of money to gain by aggressively e-begging.

At this point the smart thing would be to swallow his pride and accept and capitalize his status as an lolcow by going full LTG and refuse to turn on the camera unless he gets 50$ in tips first (or better yet,contact Keemstar and accept his 50k offer),unfortunately Phils ego is bigger than his sense of self-preservation which means that he'll keep up the "serious mature adult on-demand unedited raw khantent creator crowd-fundend not a sellout like PewDiePie or some other morahns ack ack ack"-spiel instead of conceding that he is nothing more than an internet spectacle and try to build a more sustainable and proftable enterprise around it.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

WPIG will take a deep dive into Phil's Well's Fargpo job "arc"

Dave uses gloves when cutting onions at home and that is really all I need to see from this stream, nothing about Wells Fargo is going to top that.