Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It's taken Pat five days to write 2000 words

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that's a lot of words, it must be pretty good -

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[East_Clintwood]

It's taken Pat five days to write 2000 words

As a comparison with an actual writer I'm gonna quote a bit from a blog by an author named Terry Mancour. I think Terry is a great example here as I think he's the perfect example of someone who took advantage of the whole Amazon/online self published e-book boom, put in the work and is now able to make an actual living as a full time writer:

 

[Summer of George]

Out of all his shitty verbal crutches, somehow "Welp" is the most odious to me.

I swear to God that non-word originally began its proliferation on SomethingAwful. At least that's where I first remember seeing it.

He won't pay 8 bux to Elon, but I betcha ol' Pat shelled out the 10 bux to Lowtax back in the day. Hell, his writing style to this day sorta resembles what you would've found on the SA front page, especially his attempts at humor and wit. Now I can't help but wonder what his goon name was - maybe still is?

 

[LGHDR+]

I swear to God that non-word originally began its proliferation on SomethingAwful. At least that's where I first remember seeing it.

I betcha ol' Pat shelled out the 10 bux to Lowtax back in the day.

It would it certainly explain his retarded PS-90

 

[Maude Snew]

You could use cargo straps sure, but I don't think there's a flatbed strong enough to support his weight.

Wrong as always, stalker child. They have these.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

Wrong as always, stalker child. They have these.

doesnt count if it was commissioned specifically to haul pat around.

I will never not be amused by how obvious he makes it that he’s sucking in his stomach in these pictures.

what if he wears a girdle?

 

[McMitch]

It's taken Pat five days to write 2000 words

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You can tell Fatrick’s a writer because, with how his first tweet is structured, it implies novel length works are about five chapters when Fatrick writes; rather than the intended reading of 15,000 words being five chapters. This means that his chapters average six manuscript pages apiece, probably fewer as I doubt Fat’s vocabulary includes many long words.

The worst part, based on his work being previously posted, is that it is all direct narrative: he seems completely incapable of writing descriptions or characterization. We absolutely need to review this as soon as possible .

 

[WelperHelper99]

Wrong as always, stalker child. They have these.
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Pretty sure Pat weighs more than a space shuttle. Now a oil tanker? Now you're cooking with niggeroni

 

[Oliver Onions]

Yes, but using BMI as a measurement for that is stupid. There are quite a number of articles out there stating that too.

Wrong again, stalker. Using the Bitch-Made Index is a perfect method for measuring Pat's failures, as a man who has now been bent over at least 3 times in court and forced to pay tens of thousands to the cyber terrorists.

 

[RollerGator]

I was looking for any new fatrick content on YouTube and this was the latest video that popped up. Nothing to do with patty but good god the title itself made me laugh in a painful way.

Ricky Tomlinson?? Prison??? Did he enjoy it!?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

HOLY BASED

I am now on Team Fat, we can get wasted at Hoolie's and sing "Bring Back the Black and Tans" together.

Patrick killed more blacks and tans than the entire IRA

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I swear to God that non-word originally began its proliferation on SomethingAwful. At least that's where I first remember seeing it.

He won't pay 8 bux to Elon, but I betcha ol' Pat shelled out the 10 bux to Lowtax back in the day. Hell, his writing style to this day sorta resembles what you would've found on the SA front page, especially his attempts at humor and wit. Now I can't help but wonder what his goon name was - maybe still is? View attachment 5479050

I'm going to be deep diving into something awful posts from over a decade ago. Seeking key words and phrases like "enjoy prison" and "child." Looking at those college age pictures of Fatrick, he does have the look and mannerisms of a goon. He's socially maladjusted and clinically online. The part where things fall apart is, he should know how the Internet works and when to shut the fuck up. Although, I guess goons of the past never learned those lessons either.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I'm going to be deep diving into something awful posts from over a decade ago. Seeking key words and phrases like "enjoy prison" and "child." Looking at those college age pictures of Fatrick, he does have the look and mannerisms of a goon. He's socially maladjusted and clinically online. The part where things fall apart is, he should know how the Internet works and when to shut the fuck up. Although, I guess goons of the past never learned those lessons either.

"Enjoy prison" is unlikely to be a hit since that only started post stalker childing, but shit like "hush, little one" or "little nothing" could be other promising phrases.

 

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

Thread theme song:
“Paperback Writer”
The Beatles

YouTube

… because he’s never published in hardcover.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

"Enjoy prison" is unlikely to be a hit since that only started post stalker childing, but shit like "hush, little one" or "little nothing" could be other promising phrases.

I forgot what cancer the SA forums were. You have to be a member to use the search. I had a membership that I think was in good standing but fuck if I can remember the log in stuff. I haven't been on there in like 10 years. I'm damn sure not giving $10 to whatever dickless tranny bug chaser is running the site now. I'm sure there's a SA lurker on this thread.

 

[Throwing Romans]

I forgot what cancer the SA forums were. You have to be a member to use the search. I had a membership that I think was in good standing but fuck if I can remember the log in stuff. I haven't been on there in like 10 years. I'm damn sure not giving $10 to whatever dickless tranny bug chaser is running the site now. I'm sure there's a SA lurker on this thread.

not only do you have to be a member, but search costs extra!

 

[Creative Username]

Try using a regular web search with the site: keyword. It could work wonders, or it might not. Only one way to find out.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Coincidentally I think the second, better forum requires membership to use the search. I could be wrong of course.

 

[Creative Username]

Coincidentally I think the second, better forum requires membership to use the search. I could be wrong of course.

If you're talking about this site, it doesn't need an account for searching.

My post is very short and slightly off-topic so I just want to say this: Patrick "Fatrick" S. Tomlinson is rather portly. Wide. Rotund. Fat, even. Possibly even obese, by multiple medical standards, stalker. Overweight.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

I forgot what cancer the SA forums were. You have to be a member to use the search. I had a membership that I think was in good standing but fuck if I can remember the log in stuff. I haven't been on there in like 10 years. I'm damn sure not giving $10 to whatever dickless tranny bug chaser is running the site now. I'm sure there's a SA lurker on this thread.

As a font of Piggy oral tradition (i.e., I half-remember shit and never save anything or write it down) he was a message board poster before Twitter and had the exact same terrible personality. Kempesh was the name he used on one forum, either about cars or building models, so that might be a good lead for ya. Do have fun.

Edit: Here's proof that Susan was a piece of shit even when he bought her:

https://www.corral.net/threads/tire-pressure-sensor-fault-shaking.1352510/#post-10884151