Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

sallowhal said:
"welp" is a midwestern phrase, like "ope"

has nothing to do with the internet.
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Welp is a word, not a phrase, and yes, it was common on the SA forums.

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(Regarding the earlier discussion, Patrick is not a goon, there's nothing to suggest he's even aware of SA)
 
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Something Awful said:
Welp is a word, not a phrase, and yes, it was common on the SA forums.

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(Regarding the earlier discussion, Patrick is not a goon, there's nothing to suggest he's even aware of SA)
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yeah, if you want to get really autistic about it, welp is literally a single word so it is not a "phrase" (which is inherently made up of multiple words) but is a regional *turn of phrase*. ask anyone from the midwest.

i don't doubt it was used on a forum. midwestern people will use it anywhere.
 
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Rick's Beef Wellington said:
As a font of Piggy oral tradition (i.e., I half-remember shit and never save anything or write it down) he was a message board poster before Twitter and had the exact same terrible personality. Kempesh was the name he used on one forum, either about cars or building models, so that might be a good lead for ya. Do have fun.

Edit: Here's proof that Susan was a piece of shit even when he bought her:

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He didn't even buy it new !!!! Ribs
 
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sallowhal said:
i don't doubt it was used on a forum. midwestern people will use it anywhere.
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It was not exclusive to Midwestern people, it became a meme that spread in the community. Kind of like how y'all was associated with Southern American English, but got co-opted by Twitter leftists.
 
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Something Awful said:
It was not exclusive to Midwestern people, it became a meme that spread in the community. Kind of like how y'all was associated with Southern American English, but got co-opted by Twitter leftists.
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you're correct, it's no longer exclusive to midwestern people. but fatrick is from the midwest. so my point is he likely uses "welp" because of where he is from, not because of an internet forum.
 
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An automatic clown said:
He didn't even buy it new !!!! Ribs
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A used, gimmicky "Limited Edition" car obviously owned previously by another dumb rube who also didn't take care of it.

The model building site was where he was really obnoxious. I forget his name on that, but think it was the same one he used for his Twitter alt account for tranny-simping. It was some Latin (Roman, not Latinx) name. Something Maximus maybe?

Edit: yep, MaximusTiberius

 
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Creative Username said:
I bet the shareholders are really proud of performance as of late, especially over the last two weeks. We've been refining new and more advanced forms of human suffering for our clients to enjoy, and the growth has been crazy. I have to do a presentation to the VP of my department about the obscenely square shape of LFJ's head. There are also a few new faces in every team. Even the lads in the sticker department had to upscale the processing lines for the "Winner", "Informative", and "Semper Fidelis" ratings due to the amount of volume we've been getting internally. I have a good feeling even the mods are going to get a raise.

Unrelated: What kind of cake is Trombonista bringing? I'm guessing it will be in the break room on the ground floor and not the new one on the third floor? After all, Null's been really hard at work expanding the ruined Serbian castle that we've been using as an office.
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Idk about Tom but I'm bringing spiked punch for everybody on Friday, plus early pizza day.
 
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Something Awful said:
Slow Pat day, so I'm looking at history. What does Patrick have to say about the Farms?

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Fat.

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Rotund.

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For god's sake stop eating, Pat, you're about to reach critical mass and turn into a black hole that will swallow us all!

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Apparently "lolcows do not exist" is actually one of his catchphrases, though somewhat rarely deployed. Even made it into random_text. I think this particular version is the funniest, though:

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"The internet" doesn't recognize "lolcows"! God, Pat can be so fucking funny when he's trying to be serious and dramatic.
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Saw this post and decided to check out the thread again.
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yours was the first post I saw
 
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Creative Username said:
If you're talking about this site, it doesn't need an account for searching.

My post is very short and slightly off-topic so I just want to say this: Patrick "Fatrick" S. Tomlinson is rather portly. Wide. Rotund. Fat, even. Possibly even obese, by multiple medical standards, stalker. Overweight.
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I was referring to ONA Forums.
 
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grapeshark77 said:
It's taken Pat five days to write 2000 words

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that's a lot of words, it must be pretty good -

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It's even worse when you consider that the first draft should, for the most part, be the bloated fluff that needs to be cut down and refined in the second draft. Fucking pathetic when you consider that Pat has nothing else going on. I can steadily write out 1000 - 2000 words a day, and I have a job that leaves me barely able to stay awake when I come home from a work day.
 
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Patrick being a secret goon would not shock me at all. He's in that early 40s range where he would have been a young adult during SA's peak in the early to mid 2000s, he obese and he's terminally online with a long history on the internet. He's also a huge nerd too which all goons are.
 
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DumbDude43 said:
whenever i see the word "goon" i now instantly associate it with obsessive masturbators
i hate the internet
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One of my coworkers calls my group of friends the goon squad since we drink heavily and tell horror stories. It took me a minute to realize that word isn't associated strictly with degenerates
 
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