Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 196 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 791 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,390
GOING BACK TO CALI PT2 - TACO WARS
(11/08/23)

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I love how Jack’s rating scale is so fucked up that he needs to give this place something higher than an A+ just so you know it’s good.
Of course can’t he give any place that serves him meat anything less than an A+. God forbid he give any restaurant anything less than an A-.

Jack just really likes his meat.
 
Tammy Jr got FAT

Did Jack accidently bit her and passed on the Wendigo curse?

That profile was shocking

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If you had to deal with Jack Jr everyday, you'd become fat too. Hell, I bet there's a few teenaged boys from his church that suddenly put on 30 pounds as an attempt to get away from Jack Jr's gaze.
 
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If you had to deal with Jack Jr everyday, you'd become fat too. Hell, I bet there's a few teenager boys from his church that suddenly put on 30 pounds as an attempt to get away from Jack Jr's gaze.
”In this material the Claimant is accused of being a “KNOWN CHILD MOLESTOR”. It is said that “…his salivating lust for young ass is apparent”.”
 
Tammy Jr got FAT

Did Jack accidently bit her and passed on the Wendigo curse?

That profile was shocking
WTF else is there to do but eat and wallow in sloth on the Scalfani compound in the middle of bumfuck nowhere? It's not like her husband's $9/hr job cleaning shitters at 7-11 on the night shift has a lot of future opportunities.

Remember Jr. is suck a fuckup he managed to botch a nepotistic job in HVAC.
 
Remember Jr. is suck a fuckup he managed to botch a nepotistic job in HVAC.
Like father, like son. Jack himself fucked up a DJ gig where the only part of the job is babbling like a fucking mongoloid for a few seconds in between songs. A monkey could do that, but not Jagoff.
 
Like father, like son. Jack himself fucked up a DJ gig where the only part of the job is babbling like a fucking mongoloid for a few seconds in between songs. A monkey could do that, but not Jagoff.

Not even that, Jack got fired because he repeatedly played songs that the radio station didn't have a license for. All he had to do was play the stuff that the station already had on hand, but the only thing he put in effort for in his whole damn life was to fuck up a piss-easy job.
 
Not even that, Jack got fired because he repeatedly played songs that the radio station didn't have a license for. All he had to do was play the stuff that the station already had on hand, but the only thing he put in effort for in his whole damn life was to fuck up a piss-easy job.
Exactly. Look, no job is a perfect fit for everyone, I get it. But Jack and Jr. lucked into some positions that other people, with actual work ethic/desire/talent, would KILL for...and they messed it up due to a combination of idiocy, laziness, and a belief that they were destined for something bigger and better. At Jr.'s age, and with his other job "prospects", that HVAC job with a steady and very respectable paycheck and the potential for moving up into management...all without any kind of schooling...was a Godsend. He's not going to do any better and boy has that been made clear by his trajectory since. Same with Jack, he wanted to be a Youtuber and managed to steer that straight into the toilet after an at least semi successful beginning.
 
I cannot figure out what the fuck he was trying to write for a date.

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I'll never understand why Jack is such a miser when it comes to food but blows thousands of TamHam's money on smokers and other single-use appliances each year.
Because he's got it in his head that he can be 'the working mans' cooking channel, focusing on budget meals. This decision is definitely not influenced by the fact that budget meals tend to be greasy, fatty, salty measures servable in large quantities with shelf stable ingredients so you can make them at 3am on a tuesday because you woke up with a terrible pain in your chest that's obviously hunger. Because Jack thinks people watch to actually get cooking recipes and tips from him. In reality, anyone watching Jack for legitimate recipes probably died from it years ago.

Meanwhile, actual cheap cooking channels are gonna show you how to make two dozen different dollar dishes with cheap tools. Hell, watch the Hillbilly Kitchen, no shortage of super simple, super cheap, but filling recipes.
 
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