The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[Blamo2000]

But why the hell use the same name there that you use for everywhere fucking else?

Laziness, or they thing their online persona is so important. The funny thing is, if he changed the number, he wouldn't have been caught so easily.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Could somebody give me a brief rundown on the Sept 2022 password reset?
I was a lurking fag back then, so it didn't seem to affect me.

/threads/i-hate-the-internet-and-everyone-on-it.129573/

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

(It was so hard to not say "enjoy prison" after this. Shit! I did it anyway. )

Once you find out about Patrick it becomes contagious, ruins your dialect forever, child.

 

[Helvetia]

I really don't get how people can use the same username over and over again. Especially the same username for porn and regular accounts. I got anxious just using Helvetia thinking "what if someone figures out which Swiss woman I am".

That being said, I feel like there are some usernames that are really common. I sometimes just have a google of the people who's threads I'm in and think smugly, yes @Procrastinhater is almost certainly a fat woman who needs a new blender. It certainly helps when imagining what a Kiwi Farms coffee hour would look like.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Honestly that does sound pretty fun.
Searching up your KF username on other sites and seeing what kind of shit you come across.

My username appeared in a little cinematic gem called Logjammin’. Meine dispatcher says there is something wrong with deine Kabel.

(I actually had another account on here but like a faggot I lost access to the email I used for it when Google purged old/unused accounts sooooo I return as a nihilist porn actor. You can imagine where it goes from here.)

 

[Procrastinhater]

I really don't get how people can use the same username over and over again. Especially the same username for porn and regular accounts. I got anxious just using Helvetia thinking "what if someone figures out which Swiss woman I am".

That being said, I feel like there are some usernames that are really common. I sometimes just have a google of the people who's threads I'm in and think smugly, yes @Procrastinhater is almost certainly a fat woman who needs a new blender. It certainly helps when imagining what a Kiwi Farms coffee hour would look like.

Actually I'm a woman with 3 boobs didn't you see my face dox on the Gunt Board?

I do need a new blender though.
Also fuck Elon for making you need an account to see posts, I really wanted to read her my posts.

 

[Helvetia]

it's so fucking over for me, kiwi bros

Also fuck Elon for making you need an account to see posts, I really wanted to read her my posts.

https://nitter.net/procrastinhater

nitter has genuinely saved my life. i was dying without fatty tomlinson's "enjoy prison, stalker" posts.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

https://nitter.net/procrastinhater

nitter has genuinely saved my life. i was dying without fatty tomlinson's "enjoy prison, stalker" posts.

that juicer really turned his life around, damn.

 

[JustSomeDong]

This could make for a fun game, searching for similar usernames on pornography websites, looking for hits. I'm still wondering how @Thunk Provoker came across this information.

Be wary. I made this mistake. I wish I'd kept my innocent ignorance.

 

[The Backwards Man]

How many oldfags have been dabbed on now?

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

What goes through a person's mind to convince them to use their regular username on a porn site?

Usually it's because they don't have a password manager and it is easier to remember 1 password and 1 username.

It is also because their username is their "brand". That's not the exact wording I could find in English, but it's essentially that a person wants their username to reflect their entire online persona.

A better question is, why create an account to watch porn in the first place? To a normal person, porn is something you are interested for like 10 minutes, after which you have no interest at all. You've gotta be a real degenerate to go make an account to comment on porn.

 

[Vott]

I found these posts from @Satoru182 to be interesting.

Giving Chris plums


Nailing Chris to a cross


Our lives are similar but thank god I'm not Chris


JollyJack draws them furry boobies that I like


Do you search for ecchi cause I sure do


This is not a child friendly forum



Interacting with PixyTeri

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

I love this thread so much. Latinx lolicon that’s built for BBC you can’t make this shit up

Shout out to all the stalker children on here we will enjoy prison together

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Nailing Chris to a cross

The post doesn't seem unreasonable, and he admits the thought is ridiculous. What's wrong with it?

 

[AnOminous]

The post doesn't seem unreasonable, and he admits the thought is ridiculous. What's wrong with it?

Hey if he's Jesus shouldn't he be expecting that anyway?

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

A better question is, why create an account to watch porn in the first place? To a normal person, porn is something you are interested for like 10 minutes, after which you have no interest at all. You've gotta be a real degenerate to go make an account to comment on porn.

Yeah it would be different if they offered useful services with their porn account. Like a way of inputting the load size and watch time per video to get helpful metrics like deciliters of cum per second (dLC/S). And used ML algorithms to determine what sissy cuckold scat domination role play fetish videos would give you the highest cum efficiency. Sadly, that technology is probably still decades away.

 

[vomitusdeux]

The post doesn't seem unreasonable, and he admits the thought is ridiculous. What's wrong with it?

The fact that most of us keep thoughts of nailing people to crosses and setting them on fire in our heads.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

The fact that most of us keep thoughts of nailing people to crosses and setting them on fire in our heads.

Alright, yeah, that's what I figured.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What goes through a person's mind to convince them to use their regular username on a porn site?

In my defense, that could be any "sexy senior citizen" on those porn sites.

How many oldfags have been dabbed on now?

Quite a few, I think. Null didn't post his Cybersecurity 101 thread until 2015.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

A better question is, why create an account to watch porn in the first place?

If you're a loser who jerks off to porn hours a day, having an account probably lets you favorite videos. Having 69 bookmarks of BBC porn would be tacky.