Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

Tragi-Chan · Nov 10, 2023

Procrastinhater said:
"My non binary child"

JfC he's already grooming his fucking kid.
This stuff is a fucking sickness, it is sick and we do not want it ~~in our part of Africa~~ anywhere sane.
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What a bizarre coincidence that a troon and his handmaiden should just happen to have a nonbinary child. I’m sure the kid came to this realisation entirely of their own volition.

Mad_Dog · Nov 10, 2023

SimplyScrumptious said:
Isn’t it funny how all the traits that men deemed unattractive on a woman

By whom? Who are these so-called men who hold a tyrannical grip on society's beauty standards? Never have I had a conversation where men were talking about hip dips, thigh gaps or other stupid shit women focus on due to imaginary beauty standards set up by some 60 year old jewish executive at Beauty Corp®.
Sure men will have preferences and some are straight up assholes with no regard for people's feelings, but by and large, when you see the women they hookup with or marry, they have no leg to stand on when criticizing women's bodies.
As I've said many times, if beauty standards dictated men's attraction, ugly women would have been bred out of existence long ago.

Kumquat · Nov 10, 2023

Wallace said:
EDIT: Almost forgot, have a picture of Dave.
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So, the "person you sought to [be]" is a fat, dumpy, unattractive nerd in her 40s with thinning hair and horrible fashion sense? Even if you were a woman (you're not) you'd be ugly and gross to look at, and this is the picture that makes you "feel good?" You "like this picture?"

Jesus, I'd feel ashamed if someone casually snapped of photo of me lazily slouching at my desk looking like that. I'd ask you to burn the photo and the hard-drive it's stored on.

neverendingmidi · Nov 10, 2023

Mad_Dog said:
By whom? Who are these so-called men who hold a tyrannical grip on society's beauty standards? Never have I had a conversation where men were talking about hip dips, thigh gaps or other stupid shit women focus on due to imaginary beauty standards set up by some 60 year old jewish executive at Beauty Corp®.
Sure men will have preferences and some are straight up assholes with no regard for people's feelings, but by and large, when you see the women they hookup with or marry, they have no leg to stand on when criticizing women's bodies.
As I've said many times, if beauty standards dictated men's attraction, ugly women would have been bred out of existence long ago.

I know of one group of guys who gave a girl shit for her “cankles”… but she was the one who fussed and pointed oit how “chubby” her ankles were and how ugly that was. The guys just ran with it when they wanted to irritate her when she was being a bitch.

It was the military, pointing out what bothered you was pretty much chumming the waters. So she got mocked for cankles, the black guy got mocked either for being short (he was like 5ft at best) or being psychotic-ly homophobic (he’d screech and call a guy a faggot if they touched him at all, even accidentally), another girl was mocked as a five-head, several guys were mocked for going bald in their twenties.

The Lawgiver · Nov 10, 2023

TyrasGuard said:
That is quite possibly the best Ricardo Milos cosplayer I've ever seen
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That or the flamboyent but ripped as hell ex-military guy from Kamen rider, Oren Pierre Alfonzo.

SimplyScrumptious · Nov 10, 2023

Mad_Dog said:
By whom? Who are these so-called men who hold a tyrannical grip on society's beauty standards? Never have I had a conversation where men were talking about hip dips, thigh gaps or other stupid shit women focus on due to imaginary beauty standards set up by some 60 year old jewish executive at Beauty Corp®.
Sure men will have preferences and some are straight up assholes with no regard for people's feelings, but by and large, when you see the women they hookup with or marry, they have no leg to stand on when criticizing women's bodies.
As I've said many times, if beauty standards dictated men's attraction, ugly women would have been bred out of existence long ago.

Honestly it’s usually the ones who have only had unsuccessful short-term relationships, the very same men who whine about how terribly lonely they are. The other group would be the younger 20-25 ones whose only achievement is one night flings with drunk women. Jeremy Kyle was proof enough that even the least attractive women, and men, are capable of finding several partners, ugh.

The troon squad are welcome to all the makeup and ‘women essentials’… the majority of us don’t use them, nor do we require them to be a woman. We could all shave our hair off & wear potato sacks and still be recognised lol.

Accidental Protege · Nov 10, 2023

Procrastinhater said:
Most of the guys I know would definitely step in on seeing some AGP freak in a dress screaming at a pair of women, old or not.
Thankfully troons are rare as rockinghorse shit around here, probably for good reason, I don't think they'd get attacked unless they started with their bullshit first, but they'd certainly get openly mocked.
I mean come on what the fuck else are you supposed to do when you see some fucking weirdo guy wearing a
spinnyskirt trying to LARP as a woman?
It's a natural instinct to point and laugh.
Shame serves a vital function in keeping the deviants and freaks in line and out of sight, and we need to start to remember why that's a good thing.

Honestly they probably weren't even "old." He's just seething and grasping for any insult he can think of because he knows deep down that he WNBAW.

Lady Bizness · Nov 10, 2023

Procrastinhater said:
That sort of bullshit is what makes young girls hyperfixate on absolutely asinine and irrelevant "flaws" and creates insecurity and body dysmorphia problems like anorexia and stuff like that. It's bizarre as man to see what these magazines do to make impressionable young females worry over shit that absolutely no one but the most shallow of fucking idiots would care about anyway.
It's probably shit like this that makes 13 year olds worry about counting calories and stuff. As a Father it's something I've started to notice and that's fucking irritating as shit. I didn't realize how much the media promotes unhealthy thinking.

As a former 13 year old girl, I'm glad to see a man recognize this. I can't handle neurotic thought and rumination, so I never acted on this kind of imagery the way my coevals did, but I knew that I was imperfect. I just wasn't willing to tweeze, deny, diet, inject, purchase, squeeze, etc. Then you have men saying none of that is necessary, yet you see all the girls who get male attention do in fact do all those things. (Not including grubby abused young women who are trying to avoid attention.) Then, if you're ever a fly on the wall observing how men talk about women the way they talk about different trim packages on a new sports car, well, that can be very upsetting to hear when you're young. What does one do when you're born with the standard LE areolas and not the EXL that comes in leather?

Anyway, the game all changes a bit with age because it seems enough people of both sexes eventually mature and figure out what's important.

Layton Mysteries · Nov 10, 2023

u/Jennifer_Flower realises that, no matter what, people can always tell. This picture so perfectly represents how uncanny most troons look to people. FtMs and MtFs are obviously one sex but have this superficial visage of the opposite slapped on.

The Struggle is Real
by u/Jennifer_Flower in r/trans
Not sure where I came across this but it perfectly encapsulates the experience, pre-transition. Beginning HRT, even though in my 50’s, is the best thing I’ve ever done for myself. Seriously, it’s spared my life.

(Reddit | Archive)

This post reminds me of a meme about a pizza hut transitioning into a bank.

Tanuki Mixed Nuts · Nov 10, 2023

glass_houses said:
Hip dips are a dip in between the bottom of the pelvis and the top of the thighs.

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They're a natural random variation in the female body, but they're generally regarded as unattractive. There are surgeries to 'correct' them, and they are usually photoshopped out of commercial media.

Gonna go out on a limb and say that "hip dips" are not unattractive. Actual media brainrot.

Positron · Nov 10, 2023

The Pizza-Hut bank performs the function of a bank, so people will recognize as a bank even their first thought was "that's a Pizza Hut". A troon can never perform the function of a woman.

countrybumpkin · Nov 10, 2023

SimplyScrumptious said:
Isn’t it funny how all the traits that men deemed unattractive on a woman, the ones that girls get picked on for having, are suddenly okay and desirable for troons?
Yet I guarantee a woman would be insulted for looking like these men. Bad makeup, dry thin hair, nonexistent lips, saggy manboobs, beer gut hanging.

I used to belong to a makeup community that was pretty harsh in criticism when members posted pics of their own makeup. Until the troons invaded. They were all sTuNnInG aNd BrAvE, no matter how bad their makeup was.

Terffals · Nov 10, 2023

Mad_Dog said:
By whom? Who are these so-called men who hold a tyrannical grip on society's beauty standards?

Advertisers. Marketers. Which is largely a male-dominated field still. The more insecurity, the more they can sell to women.

Piss Bear · Nov 10, 2023

Layton Mysteries said:
u/Jennifer_Flower realises that, no matter what, people can always tell. This picture so perfectly represents how uncanny most troons look to people. FtMs and MtFs are obviously one sex but have this superficial visage of the opposite slapped on.
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The Struggle is Real
by u/Jennifer_Flower in r/trans
Not sure where I came across this but it perfectly encapsulates the experience, pre-transition. Beginning HRT, even though in my 50’s, is the best thing I’ve ever done for myself. Seriously, it’s spared my life.
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(Reddit | Archive)

This post reminds me of a meme about a pizza hut transitioning into a bank.
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Nah they are too stupid they don't get it. I don't think OP even gets it.

The one on the right is a big-ass man trying to dress up as a woman, the one on the left is a tiny woman trying to be a man. And they both look uncanny as fuck. It's such a perfect image to represent a pooner next to a hon, lol.

glass_houses said:
Hip dips are a dip in between the bottom of the pelvis and the top of the thighs.

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They're a natural random variation in the female body, but they're generally regarded as unattractive. There are surgeries to 'correct' them, and they are usually photoshopped out of commercial media.

WOW, well no fucking wonder I thought my body was deformed when I was a younger kid. When I was a young kid and I didn't understand my anatomy, looking down at my stomach and hips was one of the most confusing and disheartening things to see. When I was a kid I thought I was fat because my hips were wide. I wore baggy shirts to try and hide my hips...

People find hip dips unattractive? That's such a random, faggy nitpick. Now that I'm older I really don't care what men think, but I'm worried for this younger generation. With Faceapp and filters galore I can only imagine the body dysmorphia the average teenage girl has. Maybe that's why they are all pooning out.

Lady Bizness · Nov 10, 2023

Terffals said:
Advertisers. Marketers. Which is largely a male-dominated field still. The more insecurity, the more they can sell to women.

My mother impressed upon me at a young age that it was specifically gay men, and that they hated women because 1) they wish they had the attention of straight men and 2) they have unhealthy relationships with their personality -disordered mothers.

My mother had the weirdest hot takes back in the 90s and it's been interesting to see some have held up.

Tangled Headphones · Nov 10, 2023

Lady Bizness said:
My mother impressed upon me at a young age that it was specifically gay men, and that they hated women because 1) they wish they had the attention of straight men and 2) they have unhealthy relationships with their personality -disordered mothers.

My mother had the weirdest hot takes back in the 90s and it's been interesting to see some have held up.

Your mother is correct

Nick Obre · Nov 10, 2023

Lady Bizness said:
My mother impressed upon me at a young age that it was specifically gay men, and that they hated women because 1) they wish they had the attention of straight men and 2) they have unhealthy relationships with their personality -disordered mothers.

My mother had the weirdest hot takes back in the 90s and it's been interesting to see some have held up.

I don't say this often but

You should listen to your mom

Incel Death Note · Nov 10, 2023

Piss Bear said:
People find hip dips unattractive? That's such a random, faggy nitpick.

I can assure you we don't. I never heard of them and had to look it up, they look like the kind of thing that the gay men who write womens magazines and host fashion shows find unattractive.

Threadtax: a particular post on r/MtF stuck out to me.

He gets sad driving by schools because he's envious of the little girls? Hmmm.
Someone brings up the child orgy scene in Stephen King's IT and he's immediately intrigued. Was it only implied? How explicit were the details? Ganondorf_Is_God MUST KNOW.