Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
It's definitely not happening. He's just being quiet right now because he's been buck broken but just give it some time. He never actually quits xanax or alcohol, he just cuts back while he's live and pretends to be sober. I'd expect another pillstream before the end of the year.
I'm still convinced if we can get Jim Cramer to say the words "Ethan Ralph will never be sober" the magic of the world will force him to be incorrect and Ralph can be made whole.
 
All the sperging over Nick's Christianity gets exhausting. I know this won't play well with here in this thread, but it is pretty lame to complain that the guy who got his start as an off-shoot of Dax Herrera doesn't represent the Christian ideal. Like, no shit.
I don't think anyone is expecting Rekieta to live up to anything. People are just having fun man.

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All the sperging over Nick's Christianity gets exhausting. I know this won't play well with here in this thread, but it is pretty lame to complain that the guy who got his start as an off-shoot of Dax Herrera doesn't represent the Christian ideal. Like, no shit.
It is not lame. The topic does lean OT. I try to keep the discussion at least tangentially related to Nick. and my autism just wants him to start his heresy streams like he promised, so I can scratch that itch to blast him over it.
 
If his views on subjects like religion are anything to go on he probably has some gay definition of monogamy where it doesn't count if you're next to her holding her hand
Oh fuck, what if he's the 'you have sex with her, but she comes home to me therefore she's my woman!' type of loser.

Once I said "Balldo-Bros" I knew I had to do it. This took an uncomfortable amount of time to complete for how simple it is. This was actually fun to do, I might do more of other funny game parodies if I find time.



Shoutout to Chibitzen for the sweet Balldo vector, it was extremely helpful for this creation, and I'm sure many more to come.
Nice, should shop Nick's face onto Mario's head though lel

In regards to the religious conversation, may be better to take it somewhere else and refocus on our favorite NPL. Have a drink, Nick, you earned it!
 
>niggers going on about standard of care and malpractice like a hospital would ever get sued for that when the rules as written basically make them a pseudo-authority

Standard of Care within a medical setting is potentially a good idea, but as bigger Health Care companies gobble up smaller ones, it just becomes a way for them to provide mediocre care and not get sued. More often it’s a way for them to fire dissenting voices.

It’s retarded to ever give large institutions the benefit of the doubt. Megan didn’t get to explain herself, but the entire thing is you have bad actors in all levels and they are more organized than the good people. CPS has literal pimps in it and you basically need an Inquisition to purge the bad elements.

Rekieta making a scat joke about a girl being victimized is proof he’s an AIDS riddled fag. Beyond having the gay lawyer and incel on, the entire situation with Maya is just dark and only a fag would joke about it.
 
Like, no shit.
Yeah the problem is that he represented himself as a devout Christian that has an active part in his church, to include teaching Sunday school. So while in hindsight it's very easy to say "lmao he was always a degenerate lmao," that doesn't jive when we had literally no evidence of that degeneracy and significant evidence to the contrary for years.
 
All the sperging over Nick's Christianity gets exhausting. I know this won't play well with here in this thread, but it is pretty lame to complain that the guy who got his start as an off-shoot of Dax Herrera doesn't represent the Christian ideal. Like, no shit.
In regards to the religious conversation, may be better to take it somewhere else and refocus on our favorite NPL. Have a drink, Nick, you earned it!

The blame lies with Nick first and foremost. Like any sperging on this thread (clothing, cigars, watches, cars, drugs, alcoholism, VTubers), it goes away when Nick stops involving himself in it and comes back when he brings it up. Just pray (or don't) that Nick doesn't keep talking about his "faith", though it does add to Nick's overall hypocrisy.

In any case, welcome to the Nick thread, where he shares everything from his religious beliefs to sex toys he uses on his wife.
 
Elb delivered fast.


Kurt is LIVE right now explaining what a jury is and is not supposed to do.

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Once I said "Balldo-Bros" I knew I had to do it. This took an uncomfortable amount of time to complete for how simple it is. This was actually fun to do, I might do more of other funny game parodies if I find time.
We're the Ball-do Brothers, and cuckin's our game
We're Just like the others, who drink til we're lame
If your dick is in trouble, you can fuck the wife on the double
We're drunker than the others, You'll see us licking on the bottles, NULL!
 
All the sperging over Nick's Christianity gets exhausting. I know this won't play well with here in this thread, but it is pretty lame to complain that the guy who got his start as an off-shoot of Dax Herrera doesn't represent the Christian ideal. Like, no shit.
If it was just limited to commenting on Nick and what he said, it'd be fine, but more often than not it turns into a 2-3 page slapfight between protestants trying to justify their heresies to other heretics and is boring and retarded. Interesting you never see Roman Catholics or Eastern/Oriental Orthodox sperging for pages upon pages.
 
I would tend to agree, but some people would draw a distinction on the personhood/origin of Christ. (e.g. elevated man that was deified, a human prophet, spirit brother of Lucifer, versus a part/member/aspect of God), so I would make a qualification that some would quibble.
And those people are apostates
 
All the sperging over Nick's Christianity gets exhausting. I know this won't play well with here in this thread, but it is pretty lame to complain that the guy who got his start as an off-shoot of Dax Herrera doesn't represent the Christian ideal. Like, no shit.
I get what you're saying, and I agree to some extent, but the thing is Nick keeps trying to convince people he's totally Christian. The discussion is in response to his denial, and it'll likely keep coming up as long as he keeps trying to peddle such bullshit. It's not completely out of the blue.

It's kinda like the the Pippa Pipkin thing, I guess. She's a very divisive subject on the Farms, but she kept coming up because Nick and Coomalot simply would not shut the fuck up about her.

I said my piece of the subject a while back. Dude is not Christian according to the most commonly accepted definition of one as far as I'm concerned.
 
All the sperging over Nick's Christianity gets exhausting. I know this won't play well with here in this thread, but it is pretty lame to complain that the guy who got his start as an off-shoot of Dax Herrera doesn't represent the Christian ideal. Like, no shit.

I'm an atheist, so I've got no dog in this particular fight, but I think the sperging over Nick's Christianity is bang on topic here. The whole thread is about the difference between who Rekieta presented himself to be, and who he's actually revealed himself as being. Early on, his whole online persona was about presenting as the based traditional Christian lawyer who was a good husband, a good father and was monogamous.

The divergence between who he claims to be in respect of his faith are just as relevant as the various divergences between presenting himself as a good father, a good husband, a practicing lawyer, a monogamous married man, etc. etc. etc.

I get that you might have no interest in this particular aspect of Rekieta's deviance. It's not my favourite aspect of his story either. Traditionally, people have proposed two strategies for dealing with this problem. Rather than complaining about what other people obviously find interesting, you should:

a.) Post the kind of content that YOU want to see more of. People post to entertain themselves, not to be your performing monkey.
b.) Just skip reading the comments that you aren't interested in.
 
Rekieta making a scat joke about a girl being victimized is proof he’s an AIDS riddled fag. Beyond having the gay lawyer and incel on, the entire situation with Maya is just dark and only a fag would joke about it.
There's something wrong with his head, it's been a while now, but he can't stop himself from making obsene jokes to literally any kind of conversation, it could be a "chill" stream, responding to a serious allegation, talking about some brutal rape, about black people, he can't end an idea without making a weirdo joke like that
 
If it was just limited to commenting on Nick and what he said, it'd be fine, but more often than not it turns into a 2-3 page slapfight between protestants trying to justify their heresies to other heretics and is boring and retarded. Interesting you never see Roman Catholics or Eastern/Oriental Orthodox sperging for pages upon pages.
It has not in this thread. I think it has actually been quite mild and civil on such a potentially inflammatory topic. I think that even the ones in the thread with the strongest opinions have been very circumspect in how they discuss it and in what volume they do it. Most people here seem content to get along very well. I would hate to see that change.

There's something wrong with his head, it's been a while now, but he can't stop himself from making obsene jokes to literally any kind of conversation, it could be a "chill" stream, responding to a serious allegation, talking about some brutal rape, about black people, he can't end an idea without making a weirdo joke like that

It is an issue. The seeds of it were always present, but it is near constant now. He used to be able to tackle serious subjects, but now he is always trying to tell people not to take things so seriously. I understand the need to have release from stress and not want to cover deep politics and tragedy all the time, but that is supposed to be a break from more normal and serious life. Nick seems to want to inject levity into EVERYTHING at this point. He cries 'muh escapism is important' but what stress is he trying to escape from?
 
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