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How many women seriously can't open jars?
I struggle sometimes, but that’s what the jar opener under my kitchen cabinets is for. Just stick in and twist, opens easily and no need to ask for help, which I’d never do because wow that’s embarrassing. Certainly it’s not something to take pride in. It’s in the same category as getting whistled at, AGPs love it because they’re creeps, but for real women it’s awful.
 
I struggle sometimes, but that’s what the jar opener under my kitchen cabinets is for. Just stick in and twist, opens easily and no need to ask for help, which I’d never do because wow that’s embarrassing. Certainly it’s not something to take pride in. It’s in the same category as getting whistled at, AGPs love it because they’re creeps, but for real women it’s awful.
Oh yeah, I’ve almost changed dinner plans because of a stubborn jar, didn’t get any girlboners though. Putting on a dish glove does the trick if you don’t have a jar opener.

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I thought I looked very masculine today (I was binding even though it was an extremely hot day), and I was at a clothing store and had to use the restroom. I’ve never used the men’s restroom before but I was feeling confidant today. As I was walking towards the mens restroom past the woman’s restroom, a woman held the door open for me…I can’t cry even when I’m very sad but I almost started tearing up. I’m so sad

A couple pooners share some similar stories in the comments:
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I was just feeling that tonight. I went to a concert, binder on, packer in place. Felt super manly. Introduced myself with my new name for the first time. Then a kid was talking to his mom about my hair (look mom, she has blue hair) and another lady I was chatting with referenced our conversation to someone else (yeah, I was just telling her about….etc) It was super deflating. So I didn’t even bother trying the men’s room once I got inside. It’s easy to lose the confidence but don’t give up trying!

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I feel ya, dude. The other day I went to the cinema and after it went to the men's bathroom. I just went straight to the stall, acted confident as always but when I was walking out a security guard gave me a lecture about how it's the men's bathroom and I couldn't use it. I just had that in my brain making me feel like shit for two days

The lady from the bathroom didn't have bad intentions, try to think that it probably won't happen again. For me, wearing a cap makes me look more masculine. Maybe that could help


There’s a bunch of cope about how stinky and nasty and gross men’s bathrooms are. I thought poons liked being hairy and smelly?

There’s also this:
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There are some cis women that will go out of their way to call out someone's AGAB. They know it isn't 100% socially acceptable, so they do it subtly.

I am not stealth, but I do look pretty masc. I have noticed I get gendered correctly by some people but not others, and most of the time this is just carelessness. But I think some people do it to see if they get a rise out of me. I know this kind of sounds like paranoid thinking, but hear me out; some people are intentional about it and then pretend they didn't know.

I know it is easier said than done, but I wouldn't let her behavior indicate to you whether or not other people were perceiving your gender correctly. She might have just been a TERF-y a-hole with a good trans radar.

Sorry, dude. I know that horrible feeling. I hope you are able get some euphoria in too.

Hmm, polite gesture or girl-bullying? You can never quite be sure.
 
Its posts like these that really make me wonder how progressives dont see the extreme sexism in this movement.Progressives have been so scared of the trans suicide baiting that they dont care how many sexist stereotypes trans people will make to claim they're the opposite gender, as long as they dont kill themselves its ok.
 
I dunno, maybe I'm going soft in this old age, but I kinda feel bad for this guy for the kid he was, not for the troon he became. If I may play devil's advocate for a moment...
The problem I had with the post was the whole "I perfectly remember feeling trans because of painted nails that were pretty like my mother's". It's one of those things troons do a lot. "Oh, I knew I was trans at age 8," fuck off, no you didn't.
If his story is real, then he has an asshat of a father that I hope his mother divorced, but I don't for a second believe the emotional wankery he added which is the true L for me. Sucks that he has a handicap but he's still a pathetic troon, handicap or not.
I don't believe this story. Kids can't paint worth a shit, that's why they have non toxic and water removable stuff for kids. Nail Polish? Actual nailpolish? No and lol fuck no. If you get that on clothes you will ruin the item by trying to remove it with acetone. Kids cannot brush on nail polish straight, I know! It took me from the ages 14 to 16 to get that crap on right the first time. Also, how long do kids sit still? Long enough for polish to dry? I don't think so.
if you read the story he got his nails painted by a professional assessing his handicap.
When I was about 5 years old, my parents sent me to a preschool designed specifically for blind and visually impaired kids. One of the experiments they tried was to paint the fingernails of kids with low vision to see if it would help improve hand/eye coordination
 
Pardon my ignorance but HOW THE FUCK YOU LABEL A FUCKING 5 YEARS OLD AS A SEX OFFENDER. As far o aware children can't get criminally persecuted let alone for sexual crimes. How did the judge cam

Dissociation is the source of the “high” for the AGP. He’d achieve that perfect bliss in embodying any role that was deeply *not him.* This is why sexism is an absolute prerequisite for AGP. He sees women as another species, not just people who happen to be female.
He would get no pleasure from dressing as women if he had substantial empathy for them. Crossdressing wouldn’t take him away from himself if he didn’t believe that women thought & felt completely different than men do. He must “other” women in order to reach that non-self place.
Would the same reasons apply to girls wanting to identify as gay men?
 

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Little girl commits actual genocide, and no-one knows why.

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Baffles me how he didn’t even claim to be a girl when asked. He lacked the social skill and seethed so hard that he could only make a face and leave to go complain online. Little girl W
 
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This opening jars thing is just sending me to the moon. Smack the top a few times with a butter knife, fag. The days of dainty delicate baby girls being held at home behind white lace curtains by daddy until the highest bidder comes along to transfer ownership are over. We can own property. We can live alone and open bank accounts all on our own. We can even vote!

Remember when the biggest fight around the genitals of strangers was about whether or not circumcision on infant boys was mutilation? I miss those days.
 
Just put the jar upside down on a plate or something with hot (not boiling) water for a minute or so, then it'll open easily

Jesus, women.

But at least you're not getting boners from your ineffectiveness.
I think most normal people own one of many different lid opening devices, these days. Except for troons and pooners, getting euphoria boners over being able/not being able to open tight jars.
No need for hot water or tapping the lid with a wooden spoon to break the seal like a caveman.
 
How many women seriously can't open jars?

They get dysphoria over literally anything, but this is particularly offensive. I guess part of women being easy mode is cos we are supposed to be too fragile to do anything for ourselves.

Also, if you have something that makes it hard to open jars, such as an injury that makes twisting movements with force painful, you learn pretty quickly to apply physics. Just whack the lid on the side of a worktop to break the air seal (it slightly bends the lid, allowing air in, to equalise pressure, I've never broken a jar doing this. its fine), then the lid just slides off. Because most normal people with a difficulty that makes an everyday task hard find a way to work around it so you don't need to depend on other people.
There have been rare occasions where I haven't been able to open a jar, and had to call a man in to help (they assured me I had loosened it though).

This only happens when it has been opened already and re-closed far too tightly by someones ape like strength.

The troon in the comments talking about going to the next dorm to ask someone to open a jar for him, popping a deflated estrogen boner no doubt. At that point, just have something else for dinner. Imagine opening the door and there is simpering 6 foot Suzi asking you to open a jar you blatantly know he could open.
Smash it against the wall, there you go! I'd help you pick those peas up but Ive got a bad back x

I don't even know of I buy that troons are eating / using things in jars anyway. That suggests cooking / effort in some manner of endeavour. Do they sell lube in jars?
 
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Several years ago a contact on FB who I hadn't talked to in years trooned out. He did every dumb tranny thing in the book - though he's more of the Mrs. Doubtfire style than purple hair style or GigaHon. Anyway, I felt quite insulted when he posted about his pickle jar failure. Like fuck you dude. That's what a woman is to you?!? I can open my own damn jars, but now you're bragging about losing that ability. Halfway skeptical he ever had it!

Back then I hadn't even peaked yet.
 
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Was a bit curious about this poster so I dug into their post history. All images they had uploaded had been deleted by moderators of respective subs. So I clipped a few relevant posts along the way. Enjoy:

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"I stunk" 🤮
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How it started
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How it's going:
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