Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Manly_Brony]

Maybe Emma Portner is lurking around in the trans widow thread.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

The fourth final season of The Umbrella Academy is coming soon, with expectations very low and the majority of the audience in season 1 already gone, expect nothing but a wet fart of a finale. And nobody is gonna have the guts to tell who ruined the whole series that had some kind of potential.

God, that Kermit voice is hilarious. How can you have a conversation with her with a straight face?

Also, look at this, look at this dood. LMAOOOO.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Also, look at this, look at this dood. LMAOOOO.

which one? they all look equally retarded

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

which one? they all look equally retarded

You know what, you have a point. But still, look at Ellen, my good.

How can you even look at her and think about for a moment to take her seriously when she looks like that.

 

[Snack Cracker]

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The fourth final season of The Umbrella Academy is coming soon, with expectations very low and the majority of the audience in season 1 already left, expect nothing but a wet fart of a finale. And nobody is gonna have the guts to tell who ruined the whole series that had some kind of potential.

God, that Kermit voice is hilarious. How can you have a conversation with her with a straight face?

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Also, look at this, look at this dood. LMAOOOO.

She’s the only one in that season preview interview who doesn’t look like they’re excited and happy to be there.

Not saying the others weren’t cringe as fuck, but they at least tried.
“There’s a lot of action, a lot of twists and turns” with no smile.
Groundbreaking, thank you.

And she’s so fucking short idk why she’s bothering with platforms and elevator shoes.
It looks insecure and laughable.
Anything short of stilts isn’t going to make her the height of the average American male (5”10).
But of course she’ll never come to terms with that.

 

[Manly_Brony]

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The fourth final season of The Umbrella Academy is coming soon, with expectations very low and the majority of the audience in season 1 already left, expect nothing but a wet fart of a finale. And nobody is gonna have the guts to tell who ruined the whole series that had some kind of potential.

God, that Kermit voice is hilarious. How can you have a conversation with her with a straight face?

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Also, look at this, look at this dood. LMAOOOO.

Wikipedo says: "Elliot Page as Viktor/Vanya Hargreeves/The White Violin/Umbrella Number Seven, a meek violinist, alienated from his siblings as he has no apparent supernatural abilities, who writes a damning tell-all book about his childhood."

You gotta be fucking kidding me...

 

[Crex Crex]

>4th and last season
>Declining viewership
>Comes only three years after one of the main stars has essentially derailed the series

Yeah, the show has definitely been aborted.

 

[Haftag]

Of all the things one could've chosen to describe her new life™, they went with "joy".

 

[FedPostalService]

Anywhere taking bets on “Elliot’s” decline? I’m willing to bet good money on her doing “men can get pregnant too” next.

 

[Fat and Balding]

Anywhere taking bets on “Elliot’s” decline? I’m willing to bet good money on her doing “men can get pregnant too” next.

What gives you that impression... I would be surprised if she did because she's definitely one of those transgenders trying to escape being female. She doesn't want to be sexualized by men, and she would probably kill herself if she got pregnant somehow.

 

[FedPostalService]

What gives you that impression... I would be surprised if she did because she's definitely one of those transgenders trying to escape being female. She doesn't want to be sexualized by men, and she would probably kill herself if she got pregnant somehow.

Troons are psychotic clout chasers. Get the Dear Leader to set up a crypto betting exchange as I’m super confident in this.

 

[Kernel Sanders]

You know what, you have a point. But still, look at Ellen, my good.

How can you even look at her and think about for a moment to take her seriously when she looks like that.

The joke/observation always seems to be that pooners look like 12-year-old boys but Ellen looks like a 10-year-old boy.

I don't know how the other actors could keep a straight face.

 

[Fat and Balding]

The joke/observation always seems to be that pooners look like 12-year-old boys but Ellen looks like a 10-year-old boy.

I don't know how the other actors could keep a straight face.

no little boys have the haunted look in their eyes that ellen does... she looks like a sad 40+ year old woman. the only thing she has in common with boys is her height

 

[LimeRikki]

Anywhere taking bets on “Elliot’s” decline? I’m willing to bet good money on her doing “men can get pregnant too” next.

Juno 2: MPreg edition

 

[Haram Habibi]

If she got pregnant with those ridiculous fake abs implants, that would be.....special.

 

[Pedophobe]

The fourth final season of The Umbrella Academy is coming soon

In a sane world they wouldn't waste any more energy on this, but a "suprise"cancellation would raise the spectre of rumours the show died because the popular lead actress trooned out and we simply can't have people thinking about thinking that, so back to the set everyone, there's money to burn. DEI is DEATH.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

no little boys have the haunted look in their eyes that ellen does... she looks like a sad 40+ year old woman. the only thing she has in common with boys is her height

It's obvious it's nonces all the way down in the troon movement. Who is attracted to traumatised little boys and would be interested in making more people of legal age look like that? Same people who are all in favour of puberty blockers.

Of all the things one could've chosen to describe her new life™, they went with "joy".

Yeah usually "trans joy" is what they say instead of "gender euphoria" ever since the cis worked out it means boners. It doesn't even apply in this case, she seems totally checked out and miserable.

 

[Procrastinhater]

If she got pregnant with those ridiculous fake abs implants, that would be.....special.

I wonder how the pregnant belly would look with those weird implants, I'm picturing like if she had 6 VHS cassette boxes under her skin, spaced out around the baby bump, just bizarre rectangular bumps as the belly grows it would force them apart so they ended up spaced out.

It's obvious it's nonces all the way down in the troon movement. Who is attracted to traumatised little boys and would be interested in making more people of legal age look like that? Same people who are all in favour of puberty blockers.

I'm convinced the push to put kids on puberty blockers was originally concieved by pedophiles who are looking to make their vile perversion technically legal by having a pool of people who are past the age of consent but with pre pubescent bodies.
The whole thing is vile, troons are sick, and the greedy medical professionals and insane ideologues who caused this epedemic of madness should be put on trial for Crimes Against Humanity.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

she looks like a Corey Feldman impersonator

 

[Mecha-King Ghidorah]

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The fourth final season of The Umbrella Academy is coming soon, with expectations very low and the majority of the audience in season 1 already gone, expect nothing but a wet fart of a finale. And nobody is gonna have the guts to tell who ruined the whole series that had some kind of potential.

God, that Kermit voice is hilarious. How can you have a conversation with her with a straight face?

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Also, look at this, look at this dood. LMAOOOO.

Sounds more like she has a cold than Kermit voice.