Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

I've been holding out hope for Wendigoon because I really do have a soft spot for him but it's proving true that hitting a million subscribers truly is the final nail in the coffin for good YouTubers. I found him really early on when he had <5,000 subs and the early conspiracy iceberg videos especially were perfect content for me and he could have had a good thing if he continued the deeper dives. Dude's gotta be making bank off these zoomer slop analog horror videos because there is no way he's actually this passionate about that shit
 
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Speaking of the wendigoon and urbanspook stuff they interacted on twitter
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Also here is some faggots rewrite of urbanspooks video with drawings that a fucking what seems like a child drew and not some “”professional””

Also can someone tell me how properly link a YouTube video instead of this.
 
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Sleepy Pink Muslim Queen

I haven't read the sequel to Borrasca but, having read the original, I can definitely see why someone would want to have a sequel where someone tries to do something about it.

But full on rewriting the ending? Hyper cringe.
I personally think is Alex Kister the one trying to create a concensus against Urbanspook, my reasoning is that he is a jealous little bitch, since his series blew up he got his thunder stolen hard by Kane Pixels having way more talent and ability than him at a younger age, now he was just the guy that made JeSUS on his iphone, and he probably was proud of "the most scary shit ever" and then come this fucking guy with his powerpoint and serious talent at painting do something that was seriously disturbing and scary.
After all he was the first to scream over at twitter.
Yeah, Kane Pixel's shit is just better. I never understood Wendigoon's hype behind Mandela. It's not an innately interesting premise for a story because there's nowhere it can really go.
 
Also can someone tell me how properly link a YouTube video instead of this.
Click on the three dot "More options" thingy next to "Insert image" above the comment box and then select "Media".
I'm glad I finally had someone explain it to me recently. There really ought to be an FAQ thread for shit like this.
 
Now that Halloween seasons has ended, I can say once again that 99.9% of YouTube horror sucks ass. If you think Walter White Files or Gemini whatever the fuck are scary, you're a moron (facts, not opinions)
Only good thing about YouTube analog horror is that DeadwingDork streamed about it this October:

Walt Files seems like Five Night and Freddy's but without any of the charm or mystery.
 
@Sleepy Pink Muslim Queen I figure I would say this but there is an issue regarding how despite this sort of talent existing, the issue is the current sphere we live in has major issues regarding how many of these writers dreams and aspirations can only be made through hard work which most dont want to put themselves through or bankrupt themselves on. I would consider this a larger problem regarding the modern era of writers, but with how the internet places in kiddie safes and decorated fencing regarding topics (especially in horror) as "distasteful" or "harmful" despite the problem being presented in a not literal context is fucking pathetic. Most people are usually excessively low IQ or median IQ, as such they are driven by feelings. These people watch to at least have some respite in the world, even despite it's morbidity. However U.S provides a glimpse into a reality totally possible via individual actions, something which people do not wish to see. It is cooler to sit around and make theories about skibidi toilet backrooms than to face the visceral reality of how you could probably be victim to a serial killer.

Rewriting the whole story of that creepypasta because people cannot fucking handle the ending? Utterly soul crushing. Most realities of the situation (especially regarding law enforcement) is that these issues dont get solved until years after these men retire from the force, or even if there are whistleblowers, they are dealt with quickly. I remember some "conspiracy" about some town in Canada in the 90s having its local RCMP mounties do satanic rituals and shit. Some program tried to disprove it but I would not be surprised it is real. The whole Epstein shit proves it as well, as (I presume also a lolcow) mouthy Bhudda mentioned how the police in the UK tried to prevent trafficking cases from being investigated by one senior ranking officer. There is also the Rotherham rape ring in the UK. And the CIA finders cult in 1983. That is just child exploitation, cannibalism etc. Other things (more commonly) like Frank Serpico and NYPD corruption come to mind. Only when it has all moved on do these cases finally get prosecuted as the powers that be whittle away into retirement.

In regards to even the hatedom and boomers, I would not be surprised that this content just inspires people to make even more low effort and lazy/scary to 11 year olds videos. Like a parasite going from one medium to another, analogue horror will die and so something else more modern yet "old" take its place. Even with Hazbin, I expect it to inspire even worse shows from even its hatedom trying to disprove it as it is now full of whatever nigger tranny doesn't like Viz or "likes good story writing" that consist of fanfics of Tolkiens characters fucking for inexplicable reasons.

And to whatever normie thinks being these monsters or eldritch abominations is cool, hit the gym retard. Or psyop yourself into being a ted Bundy. Who knows. That might work better.
 
All right kiwis. To close my long cycle of unending sperging in this thread I have quite the treat for you that is a very literal kill two birds with one stone. A recommendation of a spoopy channel and a very interesting rabbit hole you might be interested to learn about. Also a delayed Halloween special because this premiered around that time and a reason to not have to talk about analog horror for a while.

Virtual Carbon is very likely a name you are familiar with if you have any cursorial knowledge about the less tardy part of the Backrooms "fandom", as in he is the guy that has been trying to find the OG Backrooms image and has a couple nice videos documenting his findings. Guy doesn't try to go for the overdone horror channel voice but he also isn't overly casual like Wendigoon. There's some very cool stuff you will find in his backlog, I specially like his videos on obscure lost media because what he picked is actually obscure and messed up.

But my second part of the recommendation is my favourite because in case you haven't learned about it yet I'm about to introduce you to one of the most fascinating rabbit holes there is, the So Joana Book. I'm actually surprised I haven't seen any of you talk about it because this to me checks about every box an autism connoisseur is looking for.
Someone finds an old travel book with at least four different cyphers and posts about it in r/RBI kickstarting a story about someone that wants whoever may care to turn their eyes to the Appalachian backdrop and the few dedicated people who have decided to play the game. Cherokee folklore, Stone cutters and the history of 4 different states of the American South.
Is it an ARG? A treasure hunt? Alex in Tennesse Part 2? No one is sure and perhaps the most fascinasting bit is that it seems whoever is behind this is teasing people and creating new puzzles to help them figure out the original cyphers. One of the most important developments involved someone getting in the field and finding a goldmine of clues just by showing up at the right coordinates, so if you are based out of TN, NC, SC or GA you may be able to get the case going just by touching some grass. The best part is that the video is just 3 weeks old and it is already outdated because one of the video cyphers mentioned in the last section was solved last week.
And this made me wonder, why hasn't Wendigoon talked about this if its happening in his backyard? And then I realized, he either doesn't add shit to this or he somehow is on it. So Joana has history of random people randomly advancing the plot by getting way too "lucky" and stumbling upon findings after all. So, who knows if he getting on the action will be just a sequel to his Brown Mountain lights video.

P.S. I don't hold any clues. I'm not a shill just because I'm forcing more eyes into this.
 
Yeah, Kane Pixel's shit is just better. I never understood Wendigoon's hype behind Mandela. It's not an innately interesting premise for a story because there's nowhere it can really go.
It's because, I assume, he's Christian and Mandela pre reboot bore similarities to Book of Revelation.

It might be an existential thing to him. Which is fair.

Now how about the reboot? I don't know. I haven't bothered to watch it.

i hate fictional organizations with really contrived acronyms like USA PATRIOT (Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism)
just call them "the Bureau" or "the Center" or something
But how else can we be super duper hecking clever??
 
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On the subject of horror in general. The man who loves to write about magical negros and underage gang bangs in his work is bitching about manchildren not paying to see the marvels.
just call them "the Bureau" or "the Center" or something
As much I think shared universes ruined movies. I do like Bureau of Control from the Alan wake connected universe with Control.
 
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On the subject of horror in general. The man who loves to write about magical negros and underage gang bangs in his work is bitching about manchildren not paying to see the marvels.

As much I think shared universes ruined movies. I do like Bureau of Control from the Alan wake connected universe with Control.
Has it occurred to the dumb fuck that people are just really fatigued with the MCU? Shit has been running non stop since 2012.

he looks like a golem
i think he's the worst horror author just because of how he cant get to the fucking point
I have a soft spot for something like Children Of The Corn for how fundamentally fucked the concept is.

Minus the weird magic corn demon shit.

At the same time, the plot kinda falls apart when you put any sort of thought into it.

On the other hand, something like Dreamcatcher is fundamentally stupid. And let's not forget his Shining mini series.
 
On the other hand, something like Dreamcatcher is fundamentally stupid. And let's not forget his Shining mini series.
Tommyknockers and The Langoliers are infinitely worse than either of those imo, the first being so unbelievably fucking long and boring and the second being a short story with a stupid concept.
 
I dont think the wendigoon video was that bad. From what I've watched so far he isn't really unfair towards it. I think it's kinda retarded to go "OH SHIT HES BEEN COMPROMISED SHUT IT ALL DOWN GOY!!!!" Shit he handles it better than retards like Pastra and the rest of his ilk. I think he provides constructive criticism instead of screaming and shitting himself as if Urbanspook broke into his home and shot his dog.
 
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