Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 121 36.3%

  • Total voters
    333
- He went on a rant about the 5k grift for 10+ minutes. He blames his manufacturer ghosting him. He claims it will cost between 40-60k USD. He does not want to make subscribers pay shipping, otherwise he could send it out bow. He blames the lawsuit for delaying him. He should send out an e-mail explaining it, but he has to decide on a mass mailing service.
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- He claims that Scandinavians do not know how to be happy. They rely on outside people to tell them what opinions to have. If there is this (TOTALLY) hypothetical guy who has helped people and someone else thinks he is bad for swearing in public and looking at women, they will ostracise him for bot upholding Christian ideals.

- Nick wants to get back into LOCALS, but the contextual obligation makes him not want to do it. He is going to start negotiations to try get that provision removed.

- He doubled down on his gaslighting about his case. He also recounted what Spectre told him when he talked to Schneider. The reason he took the case is because he hates Nick for wearing shorts into his office and being 2 days late with discovery because his client was uncooperative. He was wearing that because he had a weekly Whiskey party with local business owners every Friday at his old office.
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So let me get this straight.
Thanks for digging this out, I was looking for it
 
- He claims that Scandinavians do not know how to be happy. They rely on outside people to tell them what opinions to have. If there is this (TOTALLY) hypothetical guy who has helped people and someone else thinks he is bad for swearing in public and looking at women, they will ostracise him for not upholding Christian ideals.

This further confirms to me that he is socially isolated.
The juxtaposition of these two bits is too perfect from across these two posts.

In a weird way, Neil Gaiman's American Gods novel gives a fairly accurate representation for what life can be like in small town Minnesota. (You know, less the elder gods.) The Swedes that make up the bulk of Minnesota are still set in their ways, even if they are ever so progressive these days. In a place like Wilmar, they probably still have no quarter for a lush leering drunkenly at their women.

But you know who else doesn't deal well with that? Basically everyone, especially at a church or volunteer function.

It looks sort of like he has trouble reading social cues. I wonder if there's a name for that particular mental disability.
Autism aside, projection is one of Balldoman's biggest issues.

determined to turn every night into the most debauched Cooking With Surfer
Oh fuck buddy... Say what you will about Surfer, but it seemed to me that he had a better handle on what the Bible says, and what Jesus meant in his teachings, than does Nicky "The Nose" "Balldoman" "Rackets". Surfer could be an annoying autist on stream, but he was a funny one, also unlike Nick. (Perhaps Surfer is helped in his holy knowledge by his possession of Ashton's inheritance of rare Bibles.)

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The video is earlier in the thread, but it is also on Elissa clips
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Great job Nick you fuckwit.
 
He went on a rant about the 5k grift for 10+ minutes. He blames his manufacturer ghosting him.
Well, we know Null ghosted him, and we know why Null ghosted him. If Nick did contact the manufacturer, you can probably guess what happened.

*calls the manufacturer in the middle of night, while showering*

"Hey faggot, so, I have a new plan"
 
Surfer could be an annoying autist on stream, but he was a funny one, also unlike Nick. (Perhaps Surfer is helped in his holy knowledge by his possession of Ashton's inheritance of rare Bibles.)
Surfer is great, he's also like 25 and doesn't have kids or anything. It is literally different when surfer takes 4 hours to burn porkchops while showing his penis and screaming he will destroy the jews. Time and place for everything, &c.
 
If what Cynthia says in that post is true, Kalea also moderates for G&G and HvB. That suggests her dewrenching was ultimately a blessing and well-timed. If she stayed on, she would have had to eventually moderate over Nick drunkenly losing his shit over Eric July. That could have been awkward as all hell.

I am assuming that's true though. That could very well be a dumb move on my part. I will note Cynthia also seemed to suggest that Perception Check is Kalea, and that Nick could confirm it. Which I'm like 99.9998% sure is utter horseshit. In order for that to be true, Perception Check would have given Nick the middle finger and walked away from him back in January, and yet somehow remained on as a moderator until Kalea mentioned energii_king in August and she was dewrenched. It does not make a lick of sense. Every time I've seen PC, she's posted as PC.

Cynthia has some weird obsession with Kalea. I don't get it. She's a weirdo. I don't think anybody here really cares about Kalea except insofar as Nick acted like a thin-skinned faggot towards her, and the meme that was born out of Cynthia's crazy theories that multiple people are Kalea ("We are all Kalea").
 
- He doubled down on his gaslighting about his case. He also recounted what Spectre told him when he talked to Schneider. The reason he took the case is because he hates Nick for wearing shorts into his office and being 2 days late with discovery because his client was uncooperative. He was wearing that because he had a weekly Whiskey party with local business owners every Friday at his old office.
Lets work through this-


Originally there appeared to be two separate stories about what happened at the office.

Nick said that Schneider told Spectre that he thought that Nick was a bad representative of the legal profession because he turned up in a polo shirt and shorts to the office of Schneider's firm, an opinion formed in callous disregard of his heat allergy.

Spectre's Discord messages about the conversation told a different story. IIRC it was more that Nick ignored the requirement to submit interrogatories and instead turned up to his office to chat informally about the case.

Nick's explanation this time appears to merge both of these stories. Schneider is still mad about the polo and shorts. But now Nick concedes that he was there to submit the responses to the interrogatories and they were two days late, but he blames the client, saying he initially refused to answer them.

What's more interesting is the additional reason he provides for why he was wearing the polo and shorts. Before it was just a heat allergy thing.

But now, he says that it was a Friday, and on Fridays he invited local business owners to his office to drink whiskey "around lunchtime", and that's what he's dressed for. "I would bring 3 to 5 bottles of different scotches [...] I would say, 'Let's go! Let's just drink whatever we want, however much you want.' And we would have a couple drinks each..." He says that this typically lasted for "two, three hours".

He specifies that he drove to Schneider's office as a stop on his way home from his whiskey drinking get-together with his business owner friends.

Now, we have seen what drinking "whatever we want, however much you want" for "two, three hours" looks like for Rekieta in 2023 because he does it on his show. Very rarely would he be in a state to drive or engage with opposing counsel after 2-3 hours of drinking.

Hopefully, six years ago he wasn't an alcoholic and was able to stretch a one (or two at a push) glasses of whiskey out for 2-3 hours.

He went on a rant about the 5k grift for 10+ minutes. He blames his manufacturer ghosting him. He claims it will cost between 40-60k USD.
A similar thing happened with the contractor and the sex dungeon.

This isn't normal.

Usually people are more than happy to accept tens of thousands of dollars from you in exchange for a product or service.
 
If what Cynthia says in that post is true, Kalea also moderates for G&G and HvB. That suggests her dewrenching was ultimately a blessing and well-timed. If she stayed on, she would have had to eventually moderate over Nick drunkenly losing his shit over Eric July. That could have been awkward as all hell.

I am assuming that's true though. That could very well be a dumb move on my part. I will note Cynthia also seemed to suggest that Perception Check is Kalea, and that Nick could confirm it. Which I'm like 99.9998% sure is utter horseshit. In order for that to be true, Perception Check would have given Nick the middle finger and walked away from him back in January, and yet somehow remained on as a moderator until Kalea mentioned energii_king in August and she was dewrenched. It does not make a lick of sense. Every time I've seen PC, she's posted as PC.

Cynthia has some weird obsession with Kalea. I don't get it. She's a weirdo. I don't think anybody here really cares about Kalea except insofar as Nick acted like a thin-skinned faggot towards her, and the meme that was born out of Cynthia's crazy theories that multiple people are Kalea ("We are all Kalea").

Can confirm PC is not Kalea. I have heard both voices in a setting where they had no reason to conceal identity.

Kalea was on Nick's channel for his Un-Banning celebration stream.

Lets work through this-

I was under the impression that the 'show up to talk casually about the case' was in regards to the Monty case. Nick even said later he wanted to tell David how much of a crazy Monty was when he showed up. David later said that he thought Nick was unrepresented, and it was unethical, or something.

This was in the middle of the contradictory stories about when Nick retained Randazza and how butthurt he was David refused to speak with him.
 
Nick said that Schneider told Spectre that he thought that Nick was a bad representative of the legal profession because he turned up in a polo shirt and shorts to the office of Schneider's firm, an opinion formed in callous disregard of his heat allergy.
That also wouldn't be a significant issue. It makes no sense that Schneider would get mad over this.
 
Worth noting PPP also got his thread here when he wasn't accepting money. People seem to have WAY more respect for "honest money making PPP" over old PPP.
That's not really it. It's just that he switched to a more mainstream formula of being a vapid shekel whore who reads superchats all night and takes 2 hours to comment on 10 minute clips once he got with Tardski. He got his thread in relation to his rivalry (gunt-off) with Ralph where he was semi-ironically praised as Ralph's archnemesis at the time. Most of those who used to like him now rightfully see him as a hypocritical piece of shit who's being everything he used to claim he stood against.
 
Cynthia has some weird obsession with Kalea. I don't get it. She's a weirdo. I don't think anybody here really cares about Kalea except insofar as Nick acted like a thin-skinned faggot towards her, and the meme that was born out of Cynthia's crazy theories that multiple people are Kalea ("We are all Kalea").
I am Kalea.

In other news, Law and Lumber's a faggot.
This made me miss the old Nick.
He used to be entertaining like this and had good discussions.
Now he's just a lost soul.
 
I am Kalea.

In other news, Law and Lumber's a faggot.
This made me miss the old Nick.
He used to be entertaining like this and had good discussions.
Now he's just a lost soul.
Why is he referring them to the trial counsel if the motherfucker is over?

What a fucking panzy.

"I don't want to mess with the appeal".......bruh.....that appeal is a loser. JACH committed medmal and got rightfully fucked.
 
When I first saw that comment, it was the first thing that struck me. I was like, "Do they not teach Kant at law schools any more these days?"

I did my masters at a faculty of law and spent many hours painfully grappling with the categorical imperative in jurisprudence/epistimology class. But in those days, you weren't getting through unless you mastered the material. I'm not sure universities are like that any more.
Not at all, and haven't done for many decades, or longer. It's far more likely to incorporate economic theory than epistemology, and today/at schools like the one Nick attended it's likely straight basic principles, caselaw and clinics/ practical application.

He claims that Scandinavians do not know how to be happy. They rely on outside people to tell them what opinions to have. If there is this (TOTALLY) hypothetical guy who has helped people and someone else thinks he is bad for swearing in public and looking at women, they will ostracise him for bot upholding Christian ideals.
Is he saying he's getting some real-life disapproval ? He is of course surrounded by Scando (and German) descendents.

He is 100% seething about his local community. This confirms for me that there was some social shunning that happened in their local church.
I'd put money on other community parents. Lutherans (by which I mean Minnesotans) will disapprove and snub the fuck out of you and never tell you why (directly). It's an art and a sport and a way of life in Minnesota.

And parents are the worst. The dance school moms are a possibility, thought they would probably snub Kayla more than Nick (even if about Nick). Or the other parents at the Christian school where the one kid does theater. Or! Tongues got wagging on the low about his comedy debut.
 
It's a bottle, not a dick. You don't have to go so far down the shaft, Nick.
We all know how he handles bottles, you’ve got to lick it before you stick it (up your own ass).
I'd put money on other community parents. Lutherans (by which I mean Minnesotans) will disapprove and snub the fuck out of you and never tell you why (directly). It's an art and a sport and a way of life in Minnesota.
 
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If what Cynthia says in that post is true, Kalea also moderates for G&G and HvB. That suggests her dewrenching was ultimately a blessing and well-timed. If she stayed on, she would have had to eventually moderate over Nick drunkenly losing his shit over Eric July. That could have been awkward as all hell.
Whenever I check out an EVS stream, Kalea is in the chat simping for EVS. She's either a channel member or a mod, can't remember.
Guess she's really into collecting e-daddies.
 
Hopefully, six years ago he wasn't an alcoholic and was able to stretch a one (or two at a push) glasses of whiskey out for 2-3 hours.
Back when I still watched, I'd often see the same bottle over multiple shows. He was rarely visibly plastered by the end, much less starting out obviously reeling like the village drunk in an Irish comedy and then continuing to get more incoherent as it went on. People say he was already licking the bottle like a fucking degenerate at that point, but I don't remember seeing it. If he did it wasn't nonstop to the point you could make a supercut of it minutes long.

I also often listened as background while doing something else so it's entirely possible I just missed it because it's the sort of weird, creepy thing I'd notice. His bizarre justification for doing something that repulsive also makes no sense.
 
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