Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Pepper Jack]

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Didn't Juju cry like a pussy when some retard knocked on his door? Didn't he cry when another retarded faggot went to his home (Podawful guy). He literally sperged out and said he lived in a mansion on the hills - aka the "Barbie Dream House".

Dick is a faggot that get's fucked in the ass as Juju the Cow.

That was Dispatch/Xander during the bitwave days.

 

[Me and My Tiny Penis]

family guy

I love that show!

 

[BIG_BRAD]

you know what makes me a rage? dick masterson and friends arguing about art. dick, the only media you consume is marvel movies and boomer ballads you absolute pleb. watched like a hundred eps of your pod cast and it was consistently frustrating how little you knew about art and culture. idk who this shad dude is but it's so obvious that dick is just stringing together whatever retarded argument he can muster to jump into the conversation with his friends so he can be part of it. like a guy this particular about art is going to have mint salad originals as his episode thumbnails. i'm all for disingenuousness and just saying shit too, but he does this thing where he gets really emotionally invested in these dumb fuck arguments he doesn't even believe in. absolutely fucking wild

 

[break these cuffs]

you know what makes me a rage? dick masterson and friends arguing about art. dick, the only media you consume is marvel movies and boomer ballads you absolute pleb. watched like a hundred eps of your pod cast and it was consistently frustrating how little you knew about art and culture. idk who this shad dude is but it's so obvious that dick is just stringing together whatever retarded argument he can muster to jump into the conversation with his friends so he can be part of it. like a guy this particular about art is going to have mint salad originals as his episode thumbnails. i'm all for disingenuousness and just saying shit too, but he does this thing where he gets really emotionally invested in these dumb fuck arguments he doesn't even believe in. absolutely fucking wild

Dick is just mad because he thought he was clicking on some loli porn by the other Shad and he already had his dick in his hand.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

I love that show!

Congrats, you just made a better joke than Juju has in years.

 

[PaladinBoo]

A woman by the name of Jamie-Lynn Hughes is responsible for this leak. She was a woman that Dax was fucking on the side and was desperately trying to keep to the point of making Marie go sit in the cuck truck while they fucked. After dumping him (and Dax sending her video of himself crying to security cam footage of them making out at his front door), a bunch of texts of hers were divulged. Inside said texts were things like Dax having a fursona named Juju the cow, him getting pegged by JLH, Dax sucking dick at Burning Man, Dax forcing Marie to euthanize her cat because it was a gift from her ex, Dax forcing Marie into the cuck truck whenever JLH was over, and a bunch of other Dax simp shit.

The fact that Juju made his girlfriend kill her cat because it was a gift from her ex shows what a insecure little faggot he is. Juju really is a petty and insecure man like most men who live in LA.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

This is going to be like the supposed rule breaking posts in Nick's threads that can't be specified. "You lied about Nick!" "What were the lies?" "We can't say publicly; let's take this to DMs and/or private call and we can hash it out."

I'm beginning to think that he assumed that his repore with Null would make him more willing to play fast and loose with his own ethics. I initially assumed that he intended to try his usual tactic of lying through omission like he did with his lawsuit, but his bitterness seems too personal for a transactional relationship. He hoped that Null, as his "friend," would work to covertly censor his thread. The only reason he made a show of rejecting talks of combing through the thread for slander was because he's the "free speech lawyer" and saying what he really wanted wouldn't sit well with his audience.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The fact that Juju made his girlfriend kill her cat because it was a gift from her ex shows what a insecure little faggot he is. Juju really is a petty and insecure man like most men who live in LA.

Damn, that's one way to get people mad at you. I would have had the cat get used to me and then play with it.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Damn, that's one way to get people mad at you. I would have had the cat get used to me and then play with it.

Naw, fuck that gay shit. Dax ain't got time to get used to a cat, he's got box to smash and by god if a goddamn cat is in his way he'll give it the same treatment he gives to everything he's jealous of.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Naw, fuck that gay shit. Dax ain't got time to get used to a cat, he's got box to smash and by god if a goddamn cat is in his way he'll give it the same treatment he gives to everything he's jealous of.

Badly troll online and loudly fake laugh about it?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Badly troll online and loudly fake laugh about it?

If that cat had a twitter account or a business, you bet your ass Dax would fuck that up.

 

[Captain Manning]

So a show led by a fat atheist sodomite known for shoving a syrup covered banana up his anus is also one of ISOM's critics?

You're close. A show STARTED by a fat atheist sodomite known for shoving a syrup covered banana up his anus is one of ISOM's critics.

AFAIK, Kirk left Drunken Peasants a long time ago. I forgot they even existed until just recently. They haven't really been relevant since the Milo crap happened.

I don't even get it, wouldn't these same leftists be all for "Blacks in comics" tier enrichment?

Not if the black comic creator isn't a good house negro who is parroting what Critical Drinker calls THE MESSAGE. July is anti-SJW. His motivations are similar to Comicsgate, but he's more competent when it comes to actually getting shit done.

Or, basically, everything @AnOminous just said.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

After all that cum town talk I have one conclusion.

Stavros halkias should make a comic book about a fat Greek chef who moonlights as the king of Atlantis, complete with an underwater lair and super muscular legs. He definitely gets a lot of pussy for sure dude, hell yeah.

Then nick mullen can direct the movie about it and put Adam Friedland in as the plucky jewish guest star sidekick with neurosis. Nick can play the autistic genius supervillain dressed up like Dr. NO who speaks in a Chinese accent. his master plan would be to turn Stavman and the rest of the world fat and gay, but it doesn't work cause Stav is already fat and gay and has a small penis. But because of his fat haunches and eating skills he wins the day and gets his dick sucked while eating spanikopita.

It would be better than anything Dick or Vito could ever dream to imagine. Nick would call it shit months later while in a fugue state, and then Adam would say "nah it was good though" before snorting a line of cocaine and telling a joke that nick said a year before.

 

[DankSmoker]

Damn, that's one way to get people mad at you. I would have had the cat get used to me and then play with it.

My brother in law did just that and was one of the few people that cat liked, eventually my sister just got rid of it. Not by putting it down, though, she's not that much of a bitch.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm beginning to think that he assumed that his repore with Null would make him more willing to play fast and loose with his own ethics.

I don't think he even has ethics at this point. If he ever did, he chucked them in the trash in favor of Balldos and liquor bottles up the ass.

He hoped that Null, as his "friend," would work to covertly censor his thread.

Like people wouldn't notice and he'd become a lolcow himself. Before Maddax chimped on him and did a full heel-cow turn, Null openly mocked the people who were criticizing him (and trying to personal army him against Dax) in the thread. For a while people (including me at the time) decided it was a thread about beans and shitposted pictures of beans to it.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I don't think he even has ethics at this point. If he ever did, he chucked them in the trash in favor of Balldos and liquor bottles up the ass.

I was referring to Null when talking about ethics. Null was expected to swallow his pride and put aside his firmly held beliefs regarding how moderation is handled on this site because in order to help his good friend Nick. Same with Dax, same with Ralph, same with any other free speech grifter in the sektur.

 

[The Hardest R]

A woman by the name of Jamie-Lynn Hughes is responsible for this leak. She was a woman that Dax was fucking on the side and was desperately trying to keep to the point of making Marie go sit in the cuck truck while they fucked. After dumping him (and Dax sending her video of himself crying to security cam footage of them making out at his front door), a bunch of texts of hers were divulged. Inside said texts were things like Dax having a fursona named Juju the cow, him getting pegged by JLH, Dax sucking dick at Burning Man, Dax forcing Marie to euthanize her cat because it was a gift from her ex, Dax forcing Marie into the cuck truck whenever JLH was over, and a bunch of other Dax simp shit.

Jamie Lynn Hughes was the best ass Maddax ever pulled without having to pay for it. It’s why he went the extra mile to simp for her. He still kept a pixel art drawing of her at his house until the simpspiracy incident happened at which point he finally took the drawing down. That’s right, he was willing to keep a candle lit for the “throuple” months after JLH moved on. This guy still claims to be a master class pussy slayer.

 

[Journoscum]

I wonder if Dick sees the Jirard shit storm and is pissed off he can't be an epic internet contrarian about it because "pretending to care about the integrity of charitable donations" is central to his Eric July feud.

 

[Harm]

I wonder if Dick sees the Jirard shit storm and is pissed off he can't be an epic internet contrarian about it because "pretending to care about the integrity of charitable donations" is central to his Eric July feud.

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Don't worry, they'll figure out an angle. They always do. "Sure, you guys were actually completely correct about the thing you're calling out, but it wasn't quite as spectacular as it could've been if they were embezzling the money!" Won't be long until Dax jumps on this line of contrarianism too.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Jamie Lynn Hughes was the best ass Maddax ever pulled without having to pay for it. It’s why he went the extra mile to simp for her. He still kept a pixel art drawing of her at his house until the simpspiracy incident happened at which point he finally took the drawing down. That’s right, he was willing to keep a candle lit for the “throuple” months after JLH moved on. This guy still claims to be a master class pussy slayer.

I get the feeling Dax can only get women through some scummy LA promise angle or just promising them drugs. He’s literally that creepy old guy at festivals scouting out drunk/high chicks or tries to play the LA scummy producer running a casting couch.