Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 22.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 29.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 39 13.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 94 33.5%

  • Total voters
    281
Niggers ITT really considering having to be social and paying a modicum of attention in a somewhat relaxed context 'hard' are making my sides go into orbit, but it's about what I'd expect from current year, so I'm also not surprised.

Livestreaming is a backbreaking, ass busting job is about as good a take as "I can stop drinking whenever", you will not move me on this.

The flipside of this : times must not be quite as bad as some would have you believe if livestreaming is seen as taking any amount of effort.
 
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Oh wow that took less time to happen than I expected tbh. Also, who is Grifty and why is he the pinned comment over CGoody? Or is that CGoody's new "brand account" for Nick or some shit?
I'm not massively surprised, but Nick hasn't actioned the request, either, as the "Faran stream" has not been deleted off of Bitchute.

I said yesterday it was Rekieta's second-most watched video on Bitchute. It's now seized top spot on his channel, presumably thanks to the influx of viewers from Kiwi Farms. Rekieta is probably bitter towards her over the leaked DMs and will feed her some line about how he can't because he's too busy texting Asian catfishes or doesn't know how or whatever.

Being honest, Faran got a bad wrap. With a year's distance from the situation, it sure looks a hell of a lot like Rekieta had identified Faran as his top swinging target on "Lawtube". He even explicitly steered the conversation in public on stream to how he wanted him and his wife to meet up with her in, I think, Chicago.

But from the audience's perspective, they saw streams with Faran on it turn into a drunken, degenerate (and explicitly sexual) mess. This was new to Nick's audience. They didn't like it, and they blamed her. Faran received a lot of heat from Rekieta fans and was effectively run out of "LawTube" and eventually streaming altogether.

In reality, Rekieta was responsible. However, because he has no capability for self-reflection, he likely blames Faran for his problems. If it wasn't for that drama, he would have been able to successfully boil the frog and every day would be Coom Friday over on Rekieta Law.

Nick stood back and let her take literally all of the blame. The funny thing is although he went mask off coomer like 10 weeks after the September 2022 Faran stream, it was so different from what the audience had come to expect from Rekieta that many people still blame her. In reality this is what he wanted his show to become.

Nick is really going for the Dick comedy routine. He just doesn't understand that he needs to ACK ACK ACK some more.
He also discussed the Balldo, which will probably be the closest to a Balldo review we will get. TL;DR: The Balldo is a fun idea but he never achieved "ballgasm" because his totally erect penis (yes, it CAN get hard) is TOO BIG.

This clip ends with the Australian guy literally telling Nick to pull up. :story:


Wasn't it this time last year he was talking about his upcoming contract talks and signed in January?
Yes.

But based on Rekieta said in his interview with Craig, there hasn't been any discussions about his contract yet. I'm not even sure if there have been discussions about discussions.
 
Isn't Nick's upcoming trip to Florida for Rumble contract discussions? Wasn't it this time last year he was talking about his upcoming contract talks and signed in January?
But based on Rekieta said in his interview with Craig, there hasn't been any discussions about his contract yet. I'm not even sure if there have been discussions about discussions.

I have not heard that Nick is planning to go to Florida. Did he say this on his show?

I do not watch the main show and Cynthia really did well summarising them. She is gone for a bit, at least.

As for discussions, he said that he has not formally entered negotiations--which is strange because he sign about this time (give or take a week) last year. His contract definitely expires at the end of the year, so either he has some renewal clause or he is smugly confident he can get it done quickly. He worked for MONTHS on the old one, so I am not sure...
 
Niggers ITT really considering having to be social and paying a modicum of attention in a somewhat relaxed context 'hard' are making my sides go into orbit, but it's about what I'd expect from current year, so I'm also not surprised.

Livestreaming is a backbreaking, ass busting job is about as good a take as "I can stop drinking whenever", you will not move me on this.

The flipside of this : times must not be quite as bad as some would have you believe if livestreaming is seen as taking any amount of effort.
There was a time when whiny e-begging faggots used to be made fun of. We used to be a proper country.
 
Rekieta is reminding me if that Orson Welles quote about how much he physically despised Woody Allen because Allen had a huge ego, but pretended he didn’t be being self-degrading and acting like timid while in the limelight. Rekieta’s interview with the ScrewAttack faggot who cheated his friends and deserves to have a Prison Naplam on him reminded me of that.

@Null are you unaware of Orson Welles? His shittalk is hilarious. His criticism of the press and Hollywood are timeless. He also got sloshed on free wine during a commercial shoot.
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Btw Catholic here means universal, not the Religion. Welles was a Hungarian Jew, who was raised Christian iirc. He hated Cultural Jews.
 
IIRC she used a lot of footage from VICE and seemed to just reword the original documentary. This got a lot of people accusing her of plagiarism.
All she did was replace Lisa Ling's (?) voiceover with her own, badly and drunkenly.
Nick is really going for the Dick comedy routine. He just doesn't understand that he needs to ACK ACK ACK some more.
Sounds like he needs to wet his whistle. Have a drink buddy. You've earned it.
So what do we think are the odds that Rumble will drop Nick after their contract is up? He isn't exactly bringing in big numbers.
Nobody 👃. We're going to have to wait and see. Many here speculate he will be renewed.
Being 'on' like that for 8-12 hours a day for weeks on end isn't something I think I'd be able to do. Maybe with a modafinil script and tens of thousands of dollars rolling in I could make it work but without those I just can't imagine doing it
He isn't talking non stop for 8-12 hours. He was sitting in a chair basically MST3King trials. With guests to share the load for the big trials. That he did not compensate. A dirty job it is not!
That ain't working
That's the way you do it
Money for nothing and
Wine moms for free

See the little faggot with the whiskey bottle and the balldo
Yeah buddy, that's his badly dyed hair
The little faggot got his own red mustang
The little faggot, he's a millionaire
 
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Being honest, Faran got a bad wrap. With a year's distance from the situation, it sure looks a hell of a lot like Rekieta had identified Faran as his top swinging target on "Lawtube". He even explicitly steered the conversation in public on stream to how he wanted him and his wife to meet up with her in, I think, Chicago.

But from the audience's perspective, they saw streams with Faran on it turn into a drunken, degenerate (and explicitly sexual) mess. This was new to Nick's audience. They didn't like it, and they blamed her. Faran received a lot of heat from Rekieta fans and was effectively run out of "LawTube" and eventually streaming altogether.
Were sub-human IQ niggers really blaming Faran for what happened on that stream? I don't remember much, if any, of that on the farms contemporaneously. You would have to be clinically retarded to blame Faran for that degenerate shit show. Did you see how Nick looked like a kid on Christmas as soon as he heard how drunk she was? Any normal person when dealing with a "friend" who is as drunk as she was that night would have been like ok maybe you need to go to bed, but no daddy balldo saw his opportunity to be a creepy lech and he embraced it with a smile. He was the one who was steering the conversation to sexual topics she just wanted to sing really bad karaoke. Wasn't the Faran stream also after balldoboy had already made Megan really uncomfortable a couple of times talking about how they should go to sex shop together and he just wouldn't drop the subject for like twenty minutes? So it's not like it was completely out of left field for him.

tl;dr: never let Rekieta around any women you care about.
 
I don't understand why he doesn't cut his streams to 3 times a week
Last I remember him saying, he didn't want to lock himself down to a set schedule. Because reasons.

Wasn't Megan and Barnes supposed to be on last night?
Barnes had mentioned earlier this week that he needed to talk to Nick about the Maya case but that was before Viva had mentioned Nick's panel yelling at Megan. He had never set a date to go on AFAIK so it may still be a go at some point.

Minor addition: Barnes consistently praised Megan for her coverage of the case so if he doesn't go on with Nick, it'll make me wonder if the pile on had anything to do with it. He seems to respect her work greatly but also has a soft spot for Nick.
 
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Hey @Peace Through Power, there's a job opportunity if you're interested:

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I know what this guy's talking about, and was around when it happened, but damned if I can remember what show it was from.

Basically, the short version is that "Daddy no" was a stupid meme related to Tonkasaw back in 2019. At some point, Nick soberly announced on one of his shows he wasn't gonna use it anymore because he a read an unrelated news story about how somebody (either a daughter or mother, can't remember which) was murdered IRL by a father/husband, and the daughter said those exact words when it happened.

Point being that there was once a time Nick used to think humor that even reminds people of bad things happening to children was out of line.

How times have changed.
@elb

Why Rekieta doesn't say "Daddy No!" anymore


Comfy Post-CONmunity Stream - Texas Dubhouses and Defenses for Defendants (March 10th. 2019)
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Getting over it


Nut Up or Shut Up - Discovery Edition (June 22nd. 2019)
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Rekieta is reminding me if that Orson Welles quote about how much he physically despised Woody Allen because Allen had a huge ego, but pretended he didn’t be being self-degrading and acting like timid while in the limelight. Rekieta’s interview with the ScrewAttack faggot who cheated his friends and deserves to have a Prison Naplam on him reminded me of that.

@Null are you unaware of Orson Welles? His shittalk is hilarious. His criticism of the press and Hollywood are timeless. He also got sloshed on free wine during a commercial shoot.
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Btw Catholic here means universal, not the Religion. Welles was a Hungarian Jew, who was raised Christian iirc. He hated Cultural Jews.
Much classier than my thought. Nick reminds me of Orson Welles because they're both alcoholic closet cases.
 
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@elb

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Comfy Post-CONmunity Stream - Texas Dubhouses and Defenses for Defendants (March 10th. 2019)
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Nut Up or Shut Up - Discovery Edition (June 22nd. 2019)
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Nicky Racket's OBS setup looked better, imo. This may be autism, but streamyards lack of chat overlay is cringe. I also liked all the little things underhim shilling his socials for monkeys too lazy to look it up.
 
Nick stood back and let her take literally all of the blame. The funny thing is although he went mask off coomer like 10 weeks after the September 2022 Faran stream, it was so different from what the audience had come to expect from Rekieta that many people still blame her. In reality this is what he wanted his show to become.
I don't know much about Faran, but I know that everything Nick is doing now is on-brand with Dick Masterson. Right down to the shitty humor, and fancying himself the most hilarious person in the world. He's known Dick for a long time now. It doesn't seem to make much sense to claim Faran changed the show if the change didn't revert back after she was cast out of Lawtube.

Perhaps more importantly, claiming anybody other than Rekieta is responsible for his current trajectory is a cope. It suggests Nick has no agency and isn't responsible for his own actions. I'll certainly agree he's subjected to bad influences (i.e. Dick), but ultimately he's the one in control of his own destiny.

Barnes had mentioned earlier this week that he needed to talk to Nick about the Maya case but that was before Viva had mentioned Nick's panel yelling at Megan. He had never set a date to go on AFAIK so it may still be a go at some point.
Neither Barnes nor Viva seemed terribly happy with the way Megan was treated on that panel. I dunno if they'd blame Nick though. They seemed more disgusted with Kurt and Lumber.

@elb

Why Rekieta doesn't say "Daddy No!" anymore
I knew you wouldn't let me down.

God bless you.

I remember when this initially happened. It seemed extremely gay at the time but he somehow made the antithesis of it even gayer with his recent paint-huffing retard comedic stylings.
Right. The point is that he used to find such humor offensive.

But he totally hasn't changed. That's projection by the Karen Farms.

EDIT: Typo.
 
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Did you see how Nick looked like a kid on Christmas as soon as he heard how drunk she was? Any normal person when dealing with a "friend" who is as drunk as she was that night would have been like ok maybe you need to go to bed, but no daddy balldo saw his opportunity to be a creepy lech and he embraced it with a smile.
When you have Legal Mindset coming on stream at the end telling Nick to shut it down... that's when you know it's bad.
 
I don't know much about Faran, but I know that everything Nick is doing now is on-brand with Dick Masterson. Right now to the shitty humor, and fancying himself the most hilarious person in the world. He's known Dick for a long time now. It doesn't seem to make much sense to claim Faran changed the show if the change didn't revert back after she was cast out of Lawtube.

Perhaps more importantly, claiming anybody other than Rekieta is responsible for his current trajectory is a cope. It suggests Nick has no agency and isn't responsible for his own actions. I'll certainly agree he's subjected to bad influences (i.e. Dick), but ultimately he's the one in control of his own destiny.
>be nick
>be known as wholesome christian lawyer
>make private chat
>wife becomes whore
>instead of putting his wife in place like the bible commands embrace your wifes whoredom
>go to BBC island and loan your wife to a black baboon
>get mad at people for not liking the new lifestyle
>buy shitty mustang and crash it
>get hair implants
>call the owner of the bullying site whos your best friend weird
>get mad when said bullying site starts to bully you
>befriend BBC tyrone who unironically wants to murder all women
>embrace your degeneracy and start having whores on your christian show
>ask boomer home builders to build a sex room right next to your kids bedroom
>beef with the one based nigga eric july for petty nonesense
>befriend and copy dick mastersons every move
>do exactly what dick masterson did to make everyone despise him
>mfw nick became dick
 
Right. The point is that he used to find such humor offensive.

But he totally hasn't changed. That's projection by the Karen Farms.
The offense he took seemed forced and hokey at the time because the joke didn't even have anything to do with that case. Now he's flipped the script by drunkenly blurting out retarded non sequiturs and ackackacking at them as if they were jokes when no one else even recognizes that he's trying to be funny because of how much he sucks at it. He definitely has changed, but it's from a grifter desperately trying to LARP as a soccer mom for "wholesome" parasocial cat eulogy superchat money to a meltbrained schizophrenic hobo shouting obscenities on the street corner under the delusion that he's killing crowds in imaginary comedy clubs.
 
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