Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319

Some talk on last night's show about partying at Nick's Nashville Airbnb between Rekieta and his janny Valhalla Awaits.

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You may recall that Nick Rekieta's Airbnb where he stayed prior to his live show with Dick Masterson and others in September was revealed to be a Playboy-themed property with an included stripper pole (link with evidence).

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Nick clearly got trashed last night, but he kept enough wits about himself to immediately cut the guy off when he is about to discuss what happened at the Airbnb or who was there. It is also admitted that Nick contacted him a couple days after the event to swear him to secrecy, advising him not to speak publicly about what happened at the Airbnb.

Later in the clip Rekieta admits that he did a pole dance for his janny and his janny's wife! (2:40 in clip)

Here's the stripper pole that Nick would have danced seductively for his janny and his janny's wife:

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From this clip from a stream from September, shortly after the Nashville event, the janny confirms he was sworn to secrecy about what went on!


 
There is no proof that the kids needs all that driving.bHe hates ALL his audience now.
He can blame himself. He told anyone worth having as an audience to fuck off if they didn't like his shit content, and they did. He is left with losers and retards and troll hatewatchers.
Listening to Nick complain about working “between 12 and 17 hour days…80 hours a week” made me wonder if one of you fine autists have gone back to the Depp or Rittenhouse trials to do the math on that.
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it get your money for nothing and your Balldos for free.

Apologies to @Maude Snew for not reading to the end of the thread and realizing he got the Dire Straits joke in before I did. Oh and @ScamL Likely for the Balldo part. I deserve all the clocks that can be hurled at me.
 
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I mean, who wouldn't want to fly 8+ hours on Spirit Airlines for such a sexy experience?
You missed the St. Andrew's Cross. I wonder if he got the idea for getting one of those for his sex dungeon next to his kids' rooms from watching his our wife getting railed by black bucks at Hedonism on one.
 
Sorry, this one sticks in my craw because I have a minor in journalism and was all starry-eyed when I got it, thinking journalism could still mean something if it could be corrected. But then any retard like Faran could claim to be a journalist, have no shred of integrity, and think it's acceptable to be the shitty 'professional' they are.
I salute your commitment to journalistic integrity (to whatever extent such a thing even exists anymore), but I have to say that Faran's ethics, or lack thereof, as a journalist isn't what causes me to not put a whole lot of stock in the leaks.

No, the reason I don't put a whole lot of stock in the leaks is pretty simple: All they really seem to show is that Faran told some guy that Nick told her than Kayla wants to swing. Altogether, it's pretty weak. Regardless of whom it's coming from. And that's before you factor in the allegation she was looking to fuck the guy she was talking to.

Now, if something had leaked where Nick was a participant in the discussion, as was the case with PC and Kalea (who is all of us, naturally), that would be a different story.

Is what Faran is claiming true? I dunno. Maybe. The point is though that it's hardly a smoking gun. That's why I've largely ignored it. Faran seems pretty uninteresting to me in general.

The reason i don't see calling out Nick for the swinging/cuckold stuff as being moral fagging is he deemed those actions as being so heinous that it warranted life ruination. Jack Murphy's sin was being a fake right winger who engaged in cuckolding and swinging. Sounds a lot like a certain someone.
I dunno if Nick was looking for "life ruination" with Murphy, but he took immense pleasure in mocking Murphy for being a degenerate fraud, and the Farms cheered him for it. Nick was seen as the truth telling hero, amongst a sea of charlatans, that a lot of people welcomed into their lives.

Sadly, all that turned out to be bullshit. I dunno what would possess him to think he could go degen himself and not catch shit from here, but apparently he did.
 
All jokes aside, it's heart breaking to watch a father of 5 little girls slide down the slippery slope that is alcohol addiction.

You don't need to have 20 drinks a day to have an alcohol problem. The minute your drinking begins to impact your relationships with friends, family and colleagues but you don't stop.... That's when you know you have a problem.

I genuinely hope he gets help for not only his career's sake, but also for the sake of his wife and five daughters.
 
All jokes aside, it's heart breaking to watch a father of 5 little girls slide down the slippery slope that is alcohol addiction.

You don't need to have 20 drinks a day to have an alcohol problem. The minute your drinking begins to impact your relationships with friends, family and colleagues but you don't stop.... That's when you know you have a problem.

I genuinely hope he gets help for not only his career's sake, but also for the sake of his wife and five daughters.
I forget exactly what the gender makeup of the Rekieta brood is, but they're not all girls.

In all other respects, I agree with what you said.
 
U right, am retard.
Nah, figured you knew, just added it to the thread for people who might not have been familiar with the Ronnie case. Most will recall when they see that hairstyle.
Also, dude was guilty as hell. Only Nick & some on black twitter thought it could have been any other way.
 
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All jokes aside, it's heart breaking to watch a father of 5 little girls slide down the slippery slope that is alcohol addiction.

You don't need to have 20 drinks a day to have an alcohol problem. The minute your drinking begins to impact your relationships with friends, family and colleagues but you don't stop.... That's when you know you have a problem.

I genuinely hope he gets help for not only his career's sake, but also for the sake of his wife and five daughters.
Well lookie who it is...

A KAREN FARMER! ACKACKACK!

Listen, To. Me. Nick does not have to stop. He. Can. Drink. Quit trying to tell him to stop. Love ya buddy hope you make all the money in the world even if you're being a total Karen.

Watching this guy crash and burn in real time is truly a sight to behold.

Question for oldfags - is this what it was like watching Ralph go off the deep end?
Ralph wallowing in the deep end was not this dramatic of a change. He's been a drunken piece of shit for a really long time, it was more of a series of everyone saying, "Well that was pretty fucked up, no way can he top this" and then he would.
 
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