Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

July of last year Nick was chatting with three different Asian women on instagram, with Kayla’s help

Soooo busy… lounging around with the wife all afternoon, chatting up Asian spam bots.
How did he even stay awake, thought his “narcolepsy” would have knocked him out.

 

[ZheZuoShan]

Crigler is such a fucking faggot. Cried like a bitch about DSP's slavery joke but says nothing about Rekieta's diaper joke. These people are so bad I have to defend DSP. Bottom tier guest and the worst kind of hypocrite.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I just woke up on a Wednesday to get ready for work and the guy is still doing his Tuesday stream.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

This is one odd interaction. Is Nick asserting that Null lusts after Dick’s ass?

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[Honey's Dead]

Null seems very happy to laugh at the National Pedo Guard ...

Nick is bitter that Null turned his back to him, Juju is desperate for Null to be on the show.

But yeah its Null that's coping and sneeding.

 

[Swole McPole]

This is one odd interaction. Is Nick asserting that Null lusts after Dick’s ass?

Boys, boys, boys!

I know that you can't get enough of oour Dear Leader. That's how we ALL feel. But you do realize that he does a live stream you can listen to? It's called Mad at the Internet.

If you send him some money via Superchats, he might even answer your questions.

I think the days of him providing you with free content though, are long over. But that's OK. You've got people like Vito and Coomalot to provide you with terrible content now. Nobody wants to watch those morons, but that's fine.

You've made your bed. Now watch our wife get spit roasted in it.

 

[Peace Through Power]

This is one odd interaction. Is Nick asserting that Null lusts after Dick’s ass?
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Nick is not mad

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[trash cat]

This is presumably the orgy room being discussed. It's referred to as "The Playroom"

Not only it's smaller than I thought, the walls are fuckin velvet? That's disgusting!! Think of all the residues!

Looking at that photograph of "The Playroom" at Hedonism II, I found myself to be... What's the word... excited? No, that's not it. Well let's review...

- Terrible fluorescent lighting?
- Maroon + Purple + "corporate beige" color scheme?
- Room structured like a hallway?
- Velvet surfaces to absorb body fluids?
- Wet Bathroom Tile to get athlete's foot?
- Vinyl mattresses so they are sticky against your skin?
- Sex furniture that looks like it was bought at a flea market?
- Nice Drafty Vent overhead?
- Massive french doors so creepy locals can covertly take photographs?
- Room looks filthy?
- Arousing smell combinations of sweat, vomit & alcohol?

I mean, who wouldn't want to fly 8+ hours on Spirit Airlines for such a sexy experience?

You guys are just a bunch of prudes.

 

[newuser131]

Nick is not mad
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juju is a gross old man. that is objectively true and cannot be disputed in the court of public opinion and the court of law. anyone who thinks otherwise, clearly, is not paying attention.

before the bridge was burned, iirc, null really did not want to comment on rekieta because he was a friend. the superchats forced null to respond which accumulated with the infamous "pull up" line. nick, when you get superchats you typically respond to them. null's comments were relatively light on rekieta, which summed up to this: do you degeneracy behind closed doors.

rekieta was so alcohol damaged and coomer brained that he demanded 100% loyalty from null and the kf. that prompted the shower call incident. that did not go the way rekieta expected. from that point on, juju and rekieta threw personal attacks, one of which rekieta accused null of collecting cp through csam. nick, you can call anyone anything, like cuck, coalburner, liar, etc, there is still a possibility that the relationship can be mended, but, when you call someone a pedo, that relationship is beyond repaired. bridge burnt.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Nick is not mad
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That is either unbridled rage or untethered alcoholism typoing that last tweet. Probably both.

 

[Maude Snew]

He just doesn't like streaming anymore and have gotten a taste of streaming less and can't bring himself to stream that long any longer. Notice that back before the trial streams he could stream for 6 hours plus on night shows without getting visibly drunk and would talk himself into staying on screen despite saying he should close out the stream.

After the trials he burned out, started hating streams and would come up with various excuses to have less stream days. And now he even ends streams about 3 to 4 hours in very close to when he starts saying he should stop cause of kids but we know he always BSes. Dude cannot wait to clock out. There is no proof that the kids needs all that driving.bHe hates ALL his audience now.

Except for when he gets called a non practicing lawyer and white bread ass nigga, then he can go all night on rage alone.

 

[Jeb Bush]

I think @Null should add Nicks "I don't want to kill myself - yet." statement, to the random texts file.

It's such a universal whiny lolcow saying, it'd fit right in. It was said during the Nick interview, in Nulls latest MATI Nick segment.

 

[SFINAE]

Nick is not mad
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>Don't
>burgess
>Aburns
>ne
>LUTERALLY

Is he taking spelling classes from Andy Warski?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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Dick and Nick, the ouroboros of mutual masturbation.

I wonder if they ever get sober enough to realize that they’re constantly promoting the farms, especially since “the sektur” is full of hate-watchers

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I think he was one of the guys who was backing up Faran when she was false DMCAing people like Divinity. Faran ended up "leaving" the internet because she got called out for leaking private conversations with Nick Rekieta and others, and her documentary on Eliza Bleu never came out despite her hyping it up, because she admitted she couldn't make money off of it because it would be copyright struck by half a dozen corporations on Youtube. Now she runs around with Cynthia going after Elb, Nick, and pretty much everyone else in "Lawtube" because none of them would stick their necks out for her when she showed she had less class than the mainstream media she railed against.

IIRC she used a lot of footage from VICE and seemed to just reword the original documentary. This got a lot of people accusing her of plagiarism.

>Don't
>burgess
>Aburns
>ne
>LUTERALLY

Is he taking spelling classes from Andy Warski?

It's a side effect of the drinking classes he took from Ralph.

 

[Peace Through Power]

The professional comedian leaps to defend Nick this time

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[Captain Manning]

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Yes. They're also trying really hard to flip the narrative and claim that they're ignoring Null's phone calls when it's the other way around. They're positively seething that Null has ghosted the both of them.

Reading these tweets, I kinda wish Nick were cribbing from Ralph's playbook instead of Dick's. At least then he'd claim Null's peepee doesn't work, and maybe we'd be spared the gross homoerotic fantasies.

(I can't believe I just said I wish Nick acted more like Ralph, but there you go).

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The professional comedian leaps to defend Nick this time
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“Hey, I’m still coasting off a Dr. Phil appearance from twenty or thirty years ago, let me tell you kids about what we used to call ‘metaphors’”

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think @Null should add Nicks "I don't want to kill myself - yet." statement, to the random texts file.

It's such a universal whiny lolcow saying, it'd fit right in. It was said during the Nick interview, in Nulls latest MATI Nick segment.

There is a thread for suggested additions.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The stereotypical thing you hear from neighbors interviewed on the news when some random dude goes postal is how "he seemed so nice" or "he was always so polite" and so forth.

The guy should be on a watch list. He is the poster boy of INCEL rage.

I don't think anyone would disagree that at the time he was genuinely busting his ass in an unsustainable manner. I also don't think that anyone would disagree that he's incapable of that level of effort anymore, let alone staying sober while doing it

Bullshit. He sat in his basement, drank, shot the shit with his friends and watched TV all day. That ain't working. Nobody held a gun to his head and made him do the night show when he was doing trials. He did them because he wanted to. To escape his kids and pill head wife.

As for prep time. Nigga please. Rekieta doesn't do any.

Intelligence is a lot like dick size (beyond a certain point). It's less about the amount of it, it's more how it's used. Intelligence is wasted on the arrogant. When they become impotent due to their inability to ever admit they're ever wrong, others skillsets will eventually surpass them. One should always be refining themselves constantly to stay sharp.

Social intelligence is more important. And when it comes to that Kurt is retarded.