Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%
  • Total voters
    305
This is one odd interaction. Is Nick asserting that Null lusts after Dick’s ass?
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Useful_Mistake said:
This is one odd interaction. Is Nick asserting that Null lusts after Dick’s ass?
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Boys, boys, boys!

I know that you can't get enough of oour Dear Leader. That's how we ALL feel. But you do realize that he does a live stream you can listen to? It's called Mad at the Internet.

If you send him some money via Superchats, he might even answer your questions.

I think the days of him providing you with free content though, are long over. But that's OK. You've got people like Vito and Coomalot to provide you with terrible content now. Nobody wants to watch those morons, but that's fine.

You've made your bed. Now watch our wife get spit roasted in it.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
This is presumably the orgy room being discussed. It's referred to as "The Playroom"
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
Not only it's smaller than I thought, the walls are fuckin velvet? That's disgusting!! Think of all the residues!
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Looking at that photograph of "The Playroom" at Hedonism II, I found myself to be... What's the word... excited? No, that's not it. Well let's review...

- Terrible fluorescent lighting? ✅
- Maroon + Purple + "corporate beige" color scheme? ✅
- Room structured like a hallway? ✅
- Velvet surfaces to absorb body fluids? ✅
- Wet Bathroom Tile to get athlete's foot? ✅
- Vinyl mattresses so they are sticky against your skin? ✅
- Sex furniture that looks like it was bought at a flea market? ✅
- Nice Drafty Vent overhead? ✅
- Massive french doors so creepy locals can covertly take photographs? ✅
- Room looks filthy? ✅
- Arousing smell combinations of sweat, vomit & alcohol? ✅

I mean, who wouldn't want to fly 8+ hours on Spirit Airlines for such a sexy experience?

You guys are just a bunch of prudes.
 
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Peace Through Power said:
Nick is not mad
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juju is a gross old man. that is objectively true and cannot be disputed in the court of public opinion and the court of law. anyone who thinks otherwise, clearly, is not paying attention.

before the bridge was burned, iirc, null really did not want to comment on rekieta because he was a friend. the superchats forced null to respond which accumulated with the infamous "pull up" line. nick, when you get superchats you typically respond to them. null's comments were relatively light on rekieta, which summed up to this: do you degeneracy behind closed doors.

rekieta was so alcohol damaged and coomer brained that he demanded 100% loyalty from null and the kf. that prompted the shower call incident. that did not go the way rekieta expected. from that point on, juju and rekieta threw personal attacks, one of which rekieta accused null of collecting cp through csam. nick, you can call anyone anything, like cuck, coalburner, liar, etc, there is still a possibility that the relationship can be mended, but, when you call someone a pedo, that relationship is beyond repaired. bridge burnt.
 
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
He just doesn't like streaming anymore and have gotten a taste of streaming less and can't bring himself to stream that long any longer. Notice that back before the trial streams he could stream for 6 hours plus on night shows without getting visibly drunk and would talk himself into staying on screen despite saying he should close out the stream.

After the trials he burned out, started hating streams and would come up with various excuses to have less stream days. And now he even ends streams about 3 to 4 hours in very close to when he starts saying he should stop cause of kids but we know he always BSes. Dude cannot wait to clock out. There is no proof that the kids needs all that driving.bHe hates ALL his audience now.
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Except for when he gets called a non practicing lawyer and white bread ass nigga, then he can go all night on rage alone.
 
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Zelensky the Nazi said:
I think he was one of the guys who was backing up Faran when she was false DMCAing people like Divinity. Faran ended up "leaving" the internet because she got called out for leaking private conversations with Nick Rekieta and others, and her documentary on Eliza Bleu never came out despite her hyping it up, because she admitted she couldn't make money off of it because it would be copyright struck by half a dozen corporations on Youtube. Now she runs around with Cynthia going after Elb, Nick, and pretty much everyone else in "Lawtube" because none of them would stick their necks out for her when she showed she had less class than the mainstream media she railed against.
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IIRC she used a lot of footage from VICE and seemed to just reword the original documentary. This got a lot of people accusing her of plagiarism.
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Is he taking spelling classes from Andy Warski?
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It's a side effect of the drinking classes he took from Ralph.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
This is one odd interaction. Is Nick asserting that Null lusts after Dick’s ass?
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Yes. They're also trying really hard to flip the narrative and claim that they're ignoring Null's phone calls when it's the other way around. They're positively seething that Null has ghosted the both of them.

Reading these tweets, I kinda wish Nick were cribbing from Ralph's playbook instead of Dick's. At least then he'd claim Null's peepee doesn't work, and maybe we'd be spared the gross homoerotic fantasies.

(I can't believe I just said I wish Nick acted more like Ralph, but there you go).
 
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ScamL Likely said:
The stereotypical thing you hear from neighbors interviewed on the news when some random dude goes postal is how "he seemed so nice" or "he was always so polite" and so forth.
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The guy should be on a watch list. He is the poster boy of INCEL rage.
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I don't think anyone would disagree that at the time he was genuinely busting his ass in an unsustainable manner. I also don't think that anyone would disagree that he's incapable of that level of effort anymore, let alone staying sober while doing it
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Bullshit. He sat in his basement, drank, shot the shit with his friends and watched TV all day. That ain't working. Nobody held a gun to his head and made him do the night show when he was doing trials. He did them because he wanted to. To escape his kids and pill head wife.

As for prep time. Nigga please. Rekieta doesn't do any.
Chibitzen said:
Intelligence is a lot like dick size (beyond a certain point). It's less about the amount of it, it's more how it's used. Intelligence is wasted on the arrogant. When they become impotent due to their inability to ever admit they're ever wrong, others skillsets will eventually surpass them. One should always be refining themselves constantly to stay sharp.
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Social intelligence is more important. And when it comes to that Kurt is retarded.
 
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