Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[OtherLastTrainHome]

is there something wrong with Nick's voice? is that the alcoholism damage coming in? he sounds horrible.

 

[JudyGemstone]

THIS. This infuriates me. He "complains" about how all the drama starts on his channel........ AS HE IS SMILING.

Spoiler: Shower Thought About The Stream

I've weirdly been thinking about this. I remember a while back Anna TSWG had a panel on Brittany Venti fucking over Alex Stein I think, and both were on the panel. One of the guys called Brittany a "wide-eyed cunt" and Anna just politely said, "NOPE! TOO FAR!" and immediately kicked the guy off stream. She didn't address it. Anna just moved on with the show like it never happened. I remember watching thinking it was a smart way to handle it.

While it can be gay, sometimes I think it's a valid thing to do. I get freeze peach but the only way I can compare it is like a parent to a child. If a kid sees dad yelling at mom... he could start to think it's okay to yell at mom. If the audience sees Kurt yelling at Megan and Nick does nothing... then people think it's okay to go SPERG KURT on each other on Nick's show. I don't think calling her a clown was a bootable offense... but repeatedly saying FUCK YOU MEGAN, FUCK YOU definitely could have been.

Then again, Nick would have to boot himself off........ especially after his whole NIGGER FAGGOT rant.

 

[Captain Manning]

Ralph was always kind of a low-class white trash weirdo, even at his peak, so it wasn’t a surprise the way Nick has been. If in like 2018 you told people Ralph would end up living in a shack in Mexico in debt with two child support payments to deal with no one would have been that surprised. Disappointed and concerned maybe at that point, but not surprised. If you told anyone in 2019 that Rekieta would be openly discussing his drug fueled sex trips, people would tell you to fuck off.

This is an excellent point. Ralph was never really put on a pedestal by the Farms. Rekieta was. Ralph was liked well enough because he once hosted an entertaining show, with entertaining guests, but his rough edges were always evident (i.e. going to jail for taking a swing at a cop). Rekieta was a family man who people thought held wholesome conservative values. The turn was far more unexpected and shocking.

I think I never got the urge to watch him, he always felt miserable. Maybe I missed out.

Maybe. I'll say his solo streams are things where you have to really have to be interested in law in order to enjoy them. They're not for everybody, but if you like thoughtful legal analysis, I'd say they're pretty decent.

Mind you, I haven't watched one in a while. Haven't really had the time.

 

[Not Who You Think]

From this clip from a stream from September, shortly after the Nashville event, the janny confirms he was sworn to secrecy about what went on!

Nick: Hey, Valhalla Awaits, don't tell people we are friends or about what happened at my Airbnb because people will come after you.

Also Nick: Hey everyone! My friend Valhalla Awaits paid me more than his wife did when I danced for them on a stripper pole at my Airbnb!

Secrecy is only important to Nick inasmuch as it helps to control the narrative around him. Valhalla Awaits is an idiot.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

So many streamers corrupting themselves and destroying themselves after a period of success makes me think of rock documentaries.

Watching that why he doesn't say "daddy no" viseo makes me go "huh, I wish there were more people like that in this world. Maybe I should strive to be more like that."

I guess there is one less of that in the world. Or at least one less pretending to be that.

 

[Pomniman]

I don't disagree, but that's precisely what makes the dichotomy between the two Rekieta's so pronounced. Before he was worried about something being misinterpreted as a crass joke about a tragedy, or a reminder of something entirely unrelated that he found deeply disturbing.

Now, he'll spew vile shit about children without a second thought. Just like Dick and Vito.

Massive difference between 2019 and 2023.

Out of the closet and onto the rooftop for sure.

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it get your money for nothing and your Balldos for free.

Apologies to @Maude Snew for not reading to the end of the thread and realizing he got the Dire Straits joke in before I did. Oh and @ScamL Likely for the Balldo part. I deserve all the clocks that can be hurled at me.

If you want to feel extra late, I actually did a terrible parody of that very same Dire Straits song on a balldo-themed "album" recorded into a potato over a couple of days back in January. The relevant bit of ear rape starts at 13:40, though I think my Shatner Rocket Man parody after it (17:37) turned out slightly better.

https://rumble.com/v25r9so-balldo-ballads-and-paypig-pavanes.html

There's a YouTube version too but rumble is basically his home turf now so I figured I'd link this one here. It's total scuffed ear rape that I made in 2 days with next to 0 effort, but I like how it turned out for a relatively quick shitpost anyway.

 

[Swole McPole]

@Null are you unaware of Orson Welles? His shittalk is hilarious. His criticism of the press and Hollywood are timeless. He also got sloshed on free wine during a commercial shoot.

Welles was a washed up drunken has-been at the point he was making these comments. I'm not taking a position on whether the criticism of Allen was warranted or not, but by the time Allen was hot shit and everything he touched turned to gold, Welles was reduced to making drunk-assed TV commercials and hadn't been able to get a film out for years and years.

His last decent film at this point would have been Touch of Evil, which had to have been a good 15 or 20 years before Allen's career really took off. So it's hard for me to read this and not see the bitter sperging of a somebody at the end of their career, deeply envious that somebody else now has the kind of career that he once had.

It's tragic, because Welles really had been a contender and his best movies are far better than anything Allen made. But by this point, he was just another useless drunk who'd pissed his career away.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Welles was a washed up drunken has-been at the point he was making these comments. I'm not taking a position on whether the criticism of Allen was warranted or not, but by the time Allen was hot shit and everything he touched turned to gold, Welles was reduced to making drunk-assed TV commercials and hadn't been able to get a film out for years and years.

His last decent film at this point would have been Touch of Evil, which had to have been a good 15 or 20 years before Allen's career really took off. So it's hard for me to read this and not see the bitter sperging of a somebody at the end of their career, deeply envious that somebody else now has the kind of career that he once had.

It's tragic, because Welles really had been a contender and his best movies are far better than anything Allen made. But by this point, he was just another useless drunk who'd pissed his career away.

I still think it’s a good criticism even in retrospect. Welles even has-been was still accurate in his criticism of a pedophilic narcissist.

 

[TherapyMan]

Nick's decline is more like passive-aggressive repressed latent homosexuality, or something. I noted earlier that the insults he and Dick are flinging at Null feel differently too. Ralph was more raw.

As a perennial member of the Gunt subforum, I would say the tone of the decline may be different, but the overall arc remains the same. Both are deeply insecure men running a grift who initially had a significant and (no offense) gay fanbase on the Farms that gradually turned on them over time as more and more of their true personalities were revealed. Rather than take any criticism to heart, both doubled-down by picking fights with the forum and their fans, then took to acting out and drinking to cope in an ever-escalating downward spiral of acting out, drinking to cope, then acting out again. Neither can help themselves and neither can improve.

The only reason we get Nick's more passive-aggressive seething instead of hollering is due to the cultural difference between white trash and uppity trust fund baby. Fundamentally, the two are the same type of mentally weak and undisciplined man.

 

[zyclonPD]

Some talk on last night's show about partying at Nick's Nashville Airbnb between Rekieta and his janny Valhalla Awaits.

I had my top team of MS paint engineers replicate the events of Rekietas Tennessee trip with his Tranny Janny

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Later in the clip Rekieta admits that he did a pole dance for his janny and his janny's wife! (2:40 in clip)

Without a hint of irony, Rackets will pontificate about how baffled he is that people think cuck and/or swinger shit it going on.

It is also admitted that Nick contacted him a couple days after the event to swear him to secrecy, advising him not to speak publicly about what happened at the Airbnb.

WITHOUT A HINT OF IRONY

 

[feral cat #6385]

If you want to feel extra late, I actually did a terrible parody of that very same Dire Straits song on a balldo-themed "album" recorded into a potato over a couple of days back in January. The relevant bit of ear rape starts at 13:40, though I think my Shatner Rocket Man parody after it (17:37) turned out slightly better.

Whatever you were trying to do there is awful and you should feel bad for creating it.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I sorta did, but thinking more about it, it was mainly for his solo streams. I'll openly concede he's shit in panel shows.

I always thought he and (pre-coom/wetbrain) Nick were a great combo. He's got a ton of legal/constitutional knowledge but he's a bit dull to listen to solo, I have to be really interested in the topic to get through his clipped down segments and I've only made it through more than a few minutes of one of his streams once I think. Nick had a good enough grasp on the law (and how to run an interesting show) to know what questions to ask that Kurt might not think to expound upon himself, plus charisma/energy to balance out Kurt's Eeyore, and a lot of times they had differing opinions that they could express without yelling at each other. The first several times he was on Nick's show I really enjoyed it. I think a Greer-stream with Kurt would have been a ton of fun. I think his only exposure to Greer was filtered though those pro-bono IP lawyers when they and Skordas were arguing in Appeals so we never got to witness him reacting to any of Greer's batshit insane arguments

 

[Pomniman]

Whatever you were trying to do there is awful and you should feel bad for creating it.

It's definitely garbage but I have fun inflicting these things upon the world.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

It's definitely garbage but I have fun inflicting these things upon the world.

The balldoman parody was worth it

 

[Niggaurd]

Have those "leaked" megan fox DMs that legal mindset apparently paywalled been posted here yet?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Welles was a Hungarian Jew, who was raised Christian iirc.

He was fourth generation Episcopalian but later in life claimed to be an atheist.

I appreciate the archive reviews by @Not Who You Think. The fact that Nick admits to verbally abusing Kayla while simultaneously claiming he’s “such a simp” for her makes total sense when you realize he’s a champion gaslighter. It reminds me very much of how he claims he “loves” people as he piles on them with faggoty bullshit and lies. Like all untreated alcoholics, Nick isn’t even capable of being honest with himself, let alone others.

I recall Nick also saying “I give my wife everything” with a comment like “ask my friends.” So he’s one of those guys who thinks that if he provides for a woman’s material needs, that makes him a great husband and he has earned the right to be a drunk POS seven nights a week if he wants to.

A contact who was at the Rumble premier party at Mar-a-Lago said Nick carried himself as if he had Claudia Schiffer circa 1993 on his arm. (The contact had nothing but glowing praise for Kayla, saying she was “lovely in every way” but he feels sorry that she’s married to a terrible person.) The fact that Nick flew all that way and didn’t talk to Dan Bongino (when his contact is up for renewal soon) made me think DB isn’t interested in Nick. Now I think Nick didn’t care much; he only went because he thought people would see Kayla in her streetwalker role play gear and envy him.

Wetbrain alcoholism is no joke.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

So many new Elissa clips... but I don't really want to watch any of them.

 

[AnOminous]

I noted earlier that the insults he and Dick are flinging at Null feel differently too.

It must suck knowing you're trying to own Null despite the fact you also know he's actually right.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The seethe continues in Juju's replies.

Nick has sobered up and is typing with proper grammar now at least.


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Nick's decline is more like passive-aggressive repressed latent homosexuality, or something. I noted earlier that the insults he and Dick are flinging at Null feel differently too. Ralph was more raw.

Ralph's insults can actually be fun at times, in that when he's feeling it he can actually cut a good promo.

Nick just passive aggressively seethes while talking around what his actual problem is. He reminds me a lot of DSP in this regard. They both like to obliquely talk about "drama" and how they aren't engaging in "drama" anymore. It's just that Nick's scandals he talks around are swinging and drugs rather than being a paypig for gacha games.