Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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From her later posts on SoSe, it seems like the whole twisted fundie Christian thing was actually her preferred coping mechanism to prevent her from killing herself, since people who commit suicide go to Hell and all. I guess it just so happens that the word of the Lord is a great excuse to go batshit insane on someone as well.
 
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Alberto Balsalm said:
From her later posts on SoSe, it seems like the whole twisted fundie Christian thing was actually her preferred coping mechanism to prevent her from killing herself, since people who commit suicide go to Hell and all. I guess it just so happens that the word of the Lord is a great excuse to go batshit insane on someone as well.
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My roommate had a psycho girlfriend with schizophrenia. After he gave her the boot for refusing to take her medicine, she had to go live with her parents again for the umpteenth time. She would text him relentlessly for a couple months after that, claiming that she had met her new husband or some shit and that GOD told her that he was the one. He'd show me her hundreds of texts she would send in a day. She was making a pretty big deal about the guy's first name, kept claiming it was a GOOD CHRISTIAN NAME. Well, it turns out that her supposed husband was a security guard at the mental hospital they took her to, and that she has been stalking him. My roommate was pretty good friends with her parents and would fix stuff around the house for them. He gave her the boot over a year ago at this point. Most recently I heard she is stalking some other guy now and wears a wedding dress she bought with her SSDI bux around her parent's house constantly.

The way she texted lowtax and the tone she asserted was spot on for how she texted him for months after they broke up.

She also subscribed to these deepak chopra-tier new age christian/hippy bullshit and claimed to be able to see people's auras. And had dozens of these self-help books that she would buy. My roommate would try to keep her away from the books as they seemed to trigger her bouts of insanity, making her think God somehow fixed her and she felt great and didn't need her medication any longer. Being insanely religious seems like another shared trait between her and shmorky's former gf. She had a shrine erected in my roommate's bed room and would always insisted the room needed to be locked. The shrine was an assortment of stones with symbols on them, and maybe a dozen or so angle statues.
 
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Alberto Balsalm said:
From her later posts on SoSe, it seems like the whole twisted fundie Christian thing was actually her preferred coping mechanism to prevent her from killing herself, since people who commit suicide go to Hell and all. I guess it just so happens that the word of the Lord is a great excuse to go batshit insane on someone as well.
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Um, well when she first moved in, all she would talk about is her proud Jewish heritage and when the cops arrested her, she claimed it was because they were prosecuting her because they (somehow) knew she was Jewish. Then, a few months later, she started ranting and tweeting nonstop about how all Jews need to be gassed and how Hitler had the right idea and calling them kike animals and all that standard jazz. So I wouldn't put too much thought into her religious beliefs, because they're all over the joint.
 
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Lowtax said:
Um, well when she first moved in, all she would talk about is her proud Jewish heritage and when the cops arrested her, she claimed it was because they were prosecuting her because they (somehow) knew she was Jewish. Then, a few months later, she started ranting and tweeting nonstop about how all Jews need to be gassed and how Hitler had the right idea and calling them kike animals and all that standard jazz. So I wouldn't put too much thought into her religious beliefs, because they're all over the joint.
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She's Thai now, judging by her Patreon.
 
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Elbe said:
I've no sympathy for Lowtax.

Anyone unwilling to renounce Satanic Judaism deserves everything they get imho.
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What's your problem with Satanic Judaism, bitch?

Lowtax said:
Yes, I'm not sure what road led her in that direction, but hey, if it keeps her busy so she doesn't have enough time to repeatedly claim I rape my own children, more power to her.
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She never claimed that anyway. Plus you do know we realize she's completely insane, right?

 
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InLivingTuna said:
Hello Lowtax, as the person who created this thread allow me to apologize for users insinuating that you put your kids in danger in any way. The quotes from the ex have suggested that David Kelly did at one point spend time with them, and that's very obviously true considering the several animations of your daughters David has made. Our point was not that you've abused them, our point was that David cares about them entirely too much.

With that out of the way, I have a couple questions about David that I'd like to know for the thread;
  • were you aware of the babyfur art when you hired him? did he give any excuses and what were they?
  • did he have any kind of official registration as an employee within Something Awful? if so, what is his actual birth year?
  • when did his social justice/genderspecial phase begin? are you aware of any possible catalysts to this?
  • what were your official reasons for firing him?
  • any more stories about schizo ex?
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@Lowtax could you respond to this for me?
 
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Lowtax said:
I will get around to it probably tomorrow, I'm hanging out with kids and wife tonight.
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Oh come on quit pussying out on this. Nothing but a really long, emotional, drawn out narrative will satisfy the faggots on this site that you've really told us all we need to know about David Kelly, this fucked up weirdo that you are basically publicly married to from your years of endorsing this weirdo and appearing in videos with him.

Tell us why.

Why?

WHY?

We are vampiric monsters and we will never be satisfied until we know.
 
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AnOminous said:
Oh come on quit pussying out on this. Nothing but a really long, emotional, drawn out narrative will satisfy the faggots on this site that you've really told us all we need to know about David Kelly, this fucked up weirdo that you are basically publicly married to from your years of endorsing this weirdo and appearing in videos with him.

Tell us why.

Why?

WHY?

We are vampiric monsters and we will never be satisfied until we know.
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Just because we all suck dick doesnt make us vampires, not even the twilight kind.
 
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Try not to embarrass @Lowtax too much. Seriously, how many of us had our first moments nearly pissing ourselves in laughter at Internet tards while browsing SA? I can't be the only one.

Still, I do think we're owed an explanation why this fucking guy who purged every fucking furry in existence off SA somehow had a literal baby diaper scat fetishist furry motherfucker as his wing man until pretty goddamn recently.

And why SA was taken over completely by SJWs, but that's an entirely different issue.

Seriously, wtf, why did you put up with Shmorky so long? Dude is fucking nuts. Wtf is wrong with you?

EXPLAIN YOURSELF MAN!
 
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AnOminous said:
Try not to embarrass @Lowtax too much. Seriously, how many of us had our first moments nearly pissing ourselves in laughter at Internet tards while browsing SA? I can't be the only one.

Still, I do think we're owed an explanation why this fucking guy who purged every fucking furry in existence off SA somehow had a literal baby diaper scat fetishist furry motherfucker as his wing man until pretty goddamn recently.

And why SA was taken over completely by SJWs, but that's an entirely different issue.

Seriously, wtf, why did you put up with Shmorky so long? Dude is fucking nuts. Wtf is wrong with you?

EXPLAIN YOURSELF MAN!
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I was one. And I still hum this tune occasionally.

 
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PostRegretStressDisorder said:
Wow, what a great thread. @InLivingTuna they'll write you in the books as the guy that helped changed the course of goon history!
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