Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bogliacci]

I'm not a seething faggot like you Nick, I'm not going to cry about someone making money like you do with Eric July.

That's impossible, the only obvious explanation is we're all malding over Nick's success, and not laughing about his pathetic spiral into drunken coomerism

 

[Pomniman]

Unfortunately Kurt is probably a little autistic and doesn't do well with social cues. While he's intelligent, he makes the mistake a lot of young intelligent boys do and think people care about that and he deserves a good life because of it. While some boys figure out that's not how life works and grow out of it, Kurt hasn't. And he's not willing to do the things that will make him bearable to be around, i.e. if the BO stuff is true, take a shower every day, wear deodorant, wear cologne. Wear long pants if you're legs don't look good.

Sucks to suck but it's why he has this seething hatred towards women. He's unironically an incel.

https://www.lonestarplate.show/episodes/depp-vs-heard

The poor widdle bouncing baby infant 58 year old boy.

 

[trash cat]

So, you've prompted me to do a quick little video compilation.
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Holy shit 2023 specifically has been devastating for Nick. Age, or something else like say the alcoholism/heavy drug use, has hit the man like a truck. Between the clip from the start of 2023 to now he seems to have lost weight and is losing his hairline, while having gained a smoker voice that gets worse as the night's drinking goes on.

Incredible video but that is really shocking.

What stands out most to me is the change in Nick's eyes (bright & easygoing -> glassy and sunken). His skin also looks terrible

They should air this in schools to show kids what happens if you drink every day.

 

[Kurt's Depression]

The poor widdle bouncing baby infant 58 year old boy.

Whatever do you mean?

New here. Can already tell it's a good time.

He's not 58. Right?

 

[Swole McPole]

I still think it’s a good criticism even in retrospect. Welles even has-been was still accurate in his criticism of a pedophilic narcissist.

I'm not a fan of Allen by any stretch of the imagination. As far as I'm concerned, even his better movies suck balls. Those 1970's comedies were very much a product of their time and just aren't funny today. And his 'serious' films are just unwatchable shit. Welles, in contrast, made some timeless classics that are still watchable even today.

And I don't think either of them were what you'd look for if you were seeking out somebody who'd managed to live an exemplary life. Abandoning your partner to be with her adopted daughter is some Drexel level bullshit.

All that said, I think the Farrow family allegations of him abusing his daughter are complete garbage. They're the consequence of ending a relationship with a pathological narcissist. If anyone was an abuser in that household, it was Mia Farrow, not Woody. Remember, when Roman Polanski was up for that lifetime award, Farrow had no problem overlooking HIS paedophilia -- something that he'd acknowledged and confessed to. Yet Woody is supposed to have done the deed just once? Right at the point at which they're breaking up? Not how paedophiles work.

And that's without getting in to the three independent investigations of Woody, all of which found no evidence against him. At least one of which concluded Farrow had coached the kid to try and fuck him over.
It's a family where THREE, count 'em, THREE of the kids had committed suicide -- and some living kids have testified to how abusive Farrow was to them when they were growing up.

This video was a really good summary of the evidence against Farrow.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

At least Ralph has rare moments of introspection and even when he doesn't he can holler and cut a good promo sometimes which is funny.

i think part of it is also that ralph will come outright and tell people to fuck themselves. nick is too spineless for this. he has to couch everything he says in empty praise to hide behind.
ex.
ralph: josh moon is a fucking pedophile!
nick: why would someone spend so much time on csam hashing? is it to look at csam? i am just asking questions...

ralph: i hope you fucking die meetookur! i hate you!
nick: your lawyers suck! they dont know what theyre talking about! i wasnt trying to make you look bad to help dick! i swear to god i love you and hope you make a million dollars!

ralph: i hope that whole god forsaken website is destroyed!
nick: they keep breaking the rules in my thread! no i cant say what those things are. no i dont want them removed. but something really should be done about it. dm me.

nick is just a cowardly version of ralph. the alcohol doesnt change nick. it just gives him the courage to be who he really is.

 

[Pomniman]

Whatever do you mean?

New here. Can already tell it's a good time.

He's not 58. Right?

I don't know for sure, but that's from an episode description on a website of some podcast he was on so I don't know why they'd lie about it.

 

[JudyGemstone]

also, it's fucking horrifying. does he smoke? he has gotten so much worse, it's unbelievable.

I personally think it's GERD from all the drinking.

Had an ex from high school who was a chronic binge drinker and same thing happened to him. Once he hit 40 he started losing his hair, voice got raspy. Dude even got a hair transplant and because he drank so much it didn't take. So all you saying Nick should get hair plugs.... literally might not work! lol.

Gastroesophageal reflux disease, commonly referred to as GERD, is one of the most common disorders, and its incidence and prevalence have increased over the last two decades. GERD is characterized by the sensation of substernal burning caused by abnormal reflux of gastric contents backward up into the esophagus. GERD has two different manifestations, reflux esophagitis (RE) and non-erosive reflux disease (NERD), depending on the presence or absence of esophageal mucosal breaks. Symptoms of GERD are chronic and can significantly impair quality of life. Therefore, it has been regarded as a considerable health problem in most of the world. Recommendations for lifestyle modifications are based on the presumption that alcohol, tobacco, certain foods, body position, and obesity contribute to the dysfunction in the body’s defense system of antireflux.

Here's the full medical journal article if anyone is interested

 

[Kurt's Depression]

His LinkedIn says he graduated Clemson in 2004, which means he was high school class of 1999. If he graduated high school at 18, that means he's 42. People are known to get shit wrong in articles which is why 58 seemed shocking to me. If he indeed is (doubt it) I need to find out what lotion he uses.

 

[TheButcherknight]

Ooh you’re the best! Thank you. You too @Captain Manning

This is how you collect Andrew warsnowboards. Dont acknowledge.

 

[Pomniman]

His LinkedIn says he graduated Clemson in 2004, which means he was high school class of 1999. If he graduated high school at 18, that means he's 42. People are known to get shit wrong in articles which is why 58 seemed shocking to me. If he indeed is (doubt it) I need to find out what lotion he uses.
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Guess the podcast guy who wrote that description is a retard then. Still, by 42 he should know to wash his ass and not dress like a teenager at social gatherings.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

His LinkedIn says he graduated Clemson in 2004, which means he was high school class of 1999. If he graduated high school at 18, that means he's 42. People are known to get shit wrong in articles which is why 58 seemed shocking to me. If he indeed is (doubt it) I need to find out what lotion he uses.
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You want to be as red as him??

 

[Shagedan]

You want to be as red as him??

He’s in Texas, there’s no helping being that red. You’re either pink from freezing your ass off or getting sunburnt. The incel rage probably doesn’t help either.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If there's a new contract, that is. I said recently that not only have there not been any contract discussions, there appear to have not been any discussions about contract discussions either. What he's describing appears to be the latter, not the former.

The general consensus on the thread has been that he WILL get a renewal. The disagreement has been on the reduction on thr premium he gets paid--especially if he wants to drop YT and the required LOCALS streams.

Nick is straight lying that people here have said his contract has been expired for months. The only other explanation is that pwoplw on Twitter are saying this, or Nick is getting I formation from people who have the IQ of a gastropod.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Nick really peaked during the Amber Heard and Brooks trials.

I'd quibble that Nick was well into decline during the Waukesha parade massacre trial.

He no-showed serially to morning trial segments without any prior notification, usually due to drinking heavier and later into the morning on his night show.

Legal Vices and Aussie Overlaw'd slipped in to vulture Nick's confused daytime audience time-after-time to raise their own profiles, ironically having to stay up all night themselves due to time zones. Vices even kept working his normal day job.

Nick started by extolling the virtues of canned tomato and chicken breast to save preparation time.

Is Nick extolling the virtues of canned chicken as a time saver?

That's crossing a line even relative to commercial pre-cooked boiled eggs.

Nick said Midwest Scandanavians make bad food.

Their Northern diaspora are known for fish, mustard and really thin pancakes.

I personally think it's GERD from all the drinking.

GERD or Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease is just a fancy word for heartburn.

It's possible that chronic reflux could cause dysphonia (voice changes) due to inflammation and scarring of the vocal cords (though that is quite high for stomach acid).

Another factor with GERD is that it does most of its work when the sufferer is supine (aka sleeping) because gravity as a defense mechanism is taken out of the equation. If Nick is to be believed, he's sleeping less than most.

The real risk with chronic alcoholism and GERD is Barrett's esophagus (chronic inflammation to neutral-pH-preferring esophageal epithelial cells causing transformation to a variant more closely resembling acid-resistant cells more common to stomach lining) eventually progressing to esophageal cancer plus/minus upper GI bleeding.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Oh gawd. So Faran and every other girl on the panel had to sit there and take it but when it's thrown onto the pick me girl it's bad? JFC

No what I'm saying is that Faran wanted to turn Branca's ire toward the single mom on panel and get him to trash single moms because she had been agreeing with Branca. She deserves what she gets because she clearly wanted Branca to trash some other woman instead of her.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

The general consensus on the thread has been that he WILL get a renewal. The disagreement has been on the reduction on thr premium he gets paid--especially if he wants to drop YT and the required LOCALS streams.

Nick is straight lying that people here have said his contract has been expired for months. The only other explanation is that pwoplw on Twitter are saying this, or Nick is getting I formation from people who have the IQ of a gastropod.

Yep. I've been saying that I think Rumble is burning investor cash doing a "fake it till you make it" and they will renew contracts to keep up appearances.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Seriously, Rekieta if you happen to read this.

People just want you to get yourself together, It's just sad seeing you tumble off a cliff like a drunken moron. Nobody wants to see a man with a family to support lose his job.

You're a grown man with kids, why are you acting like a 21 year old fratboy? What kind of example are you setting for your kids? What about your wife? Do you think she enjoys seeing you shitfaced, making an ass of yourself?

It's not too late to tell Dick to fuck off and regain your dignity. Dick is a malicious asshole making you humiliate yourself for clout. Anyone who has stuck by Dick has ended up fucked over.

 

[huckbeine]

Seriously, Rekieta if you happen to read this.

People just want you to get yourself together, It's just sad seeing you tumble off a cliff like a drunken moron. Nobody wants to see a man with a family to support lose his job.

You're a grown man with kids, why are you acting like a 21 year old fratboy? What kind of example are you setting for your kids? What about your wife? Do you think she enjoys seeing you shitfaced, making an ass of yourself?

It's not too late to tell Dick to fuck off and regain your dignity. Dick is a malicious asshole making you humiliate yourself for clout. Anyone who has stuck by Dick has ended up fucked over.

Don't listen to this guy Nick.

We all want you to be happy. Grab a drink or two, heck it's even better if you drink the whole bottle, just have a fun happy life, stream and drink at the same time, have gay sex streams with Coomalot and own the Karen Farms chuds and we'll be happy for you if you did.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Nick started by extolling the virtues of canned tomato and chicken breast to save preparation time. Sometimes it makes food better. High end restaurants do it. He goes on for 15-20 minutes about how to make ramen. There are sex jokes interspersed.

Shit is grim.

From lawsplaining to ramensplaining.