Douglas Mortimer
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Stage presence of the Rolfe variety
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James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.
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Travoltron
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Good God, just make it stop. I hope April makes him quit once they finish their album.
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I really don't get all the anger towards Rex Viper. Let James have his lame mid life crisis band who gives a fuck?
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Powermetal is what happens when an e-guitar fucks a dungeon and dragons rulebook. Hell, one of the more recent bands is called "Paladin". It's nerd stuff. I unironically love it.
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No-one's angry. We're just laughing at how sad it is. Did you see that gif of him jiggling around on the last page?
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I meant more the Cinemassacre truth subreddit then people here. People on that sub seem genuinely upset/obsessed about Sex Diaper and I don't get it. James autism dancing is hilarious tho
Grub
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I don't mind some power metal but I find the singing style to be really hit or miss depending on the band and a lot of it's fucking garbage. They always have cool album art though. I remember years ago buying an iced earth CD because it looked cool but the music was kind of meh.
For a d&d rock/metal love child band my favourite's Hawkwind. A band that was entirely dedicated to writing music about Michael Moorcock's eternal champion saga.
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I've been obsessively listening to them the past week funny enough.
Night of the Hawk is fantastic
And who can forget "The Wizard Blew His Horn."
Grub
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My favourite song by them is this version of Dragons and Fables from their live album version of Chronicles of the Black Sword.
The live version's got a slightly faster tempo and I like the way the guitar sounds better than in the studio version.
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James is mad. Comments on not just the latest Rex Viper upload got turned off but ALL comments on all Rex Viper videos have been turned off. The comments were on for about 2 months as well. So James must have just noticed the comments.
My hypothesis: he's still going to plug away at this deeply unpopular side project until the album is finally out and then James will convince himself to stop -not because of overwhelmingly negative reactions- but because in his mind he had "made it" he's now the world's #1 rock star who has to hang up the guitar and he'll cling to whatever meaningless accomplishment he was able to orchestrate via mental gymnastics. When the album bombs I guarantee you that he will say "The album trended #1 in retro video game albums on Itunes!" And how many retro video game albums can you think of? It's that old trick hack comedians do where they say their album was #1 on Itunes but only because there's almost no competition when it comes to comedy albums.
My hypothesis: he's still going to plug away at this deeply unpopular side project until the album is finally out and then James will convince himself to stop -not because of overwhelmingly negative reactions- but because in his mind he had "made it" he's now the world's #1 rock star who has to hang up the guitar and he'll cling to whatever meaningless accomplishment he was able to orchestrate via mental gymnastics. When the album bombs I guarantee you that he will say "The album trended #1 in retro video game albums on Itunes!" And how many retro video game albums can you think of? It's that old trick hack comedians do where they say their album was #1 on Itunes but only because there's almost no competition when it comes to comedy albums.
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He's been dead inside ever since his movie bombed. Rex Viper album bombing would make him super dead inside.
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And I thought the balldo was embarassing.I'mthey have comments turned off...
I'm more surprised they have a set that lasts more than 5 minutes. they're not even a real band. All the songs in the chapter breaks are covers...other than their shitty parody versions of real songs
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Big question: what is the next bullshit thing he'll sell to his audience and at the same time crosses off a bucket list item for him on the long list of delusions?
Chef?
Is he going to actually make a game and not just lend his name to it?
Build ships in a bottle (seeing as he probably wants to retire soon)?
Yell at kids from his front porch?
CyrusHowler
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https://youtu.be/NfqkjUOlSRk?si=qSywrWsT41fWYSTu
New Neighbor Nerds video for a game called Prison City made by the same people who made the AVGN Adventures game.
So it’s some sort of promotional video and looks to be sponsored.
Just saw this in the comment section, what the fuck? Are people kidding? This has to be some sort of troll or something cuz Jesus Christ.
New Neighbor Nerds video for a game called Prison City made by the same people who made the AVGN Adventures game.
So it’s some sort of promotional video and looks to be sponsored.
Just saw this in the comment section, what the fuck? Are people kidding? This has to be some sort of troll or something cuz Jesus Christ.
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Well, why haven't you condemned HAMAS yet, nigga? Jeeze.
CyrusHowler
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Fuck Hamas/Palestine.
Fuck Israel.
Fuck Russia.
Fuck Ukraine.
Go USA.
@BrunoMattei You can now resume your seething hatred of James.
Michael Bluth
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Shilling video disguised as a let's play
This game is by Screenwave Media, who now publish their games under the name Retroware. Ie the company that runs - and maybe owns - Cinemassacre now. Big Ryan and Justin using their pawn James to shill their latest game
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As opposed to your seething jerk off sessions whenever a new James video is uploaded and you grab the sandpaper and lube you got from the Dollar Store.
CyrusHowler
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Yeah, that’s what “The same people who made the AVGN Adventures game” means. You’re not telling me anything new.
None of them are in the credits of the videos anymore so IDK if that’s right. I’ve always doubted the claim that Screenwave owned Cinemassacre. ScrewAttack and GameTrailers did a lot of the same work with Cinemassacre back in the day and they never owned it so…
Neither Ryina or Gengar boy make games.
Incorrect.
I am not the equal opposite of you that many others seem to think I am.
Your takes are much more Truthian in nature where it’s mindless seething and frothing and saying shit like you did just now, stuff that has no basis in reality.
What I say is a lot more nuanced. Such as my last post where I was merely explaining what the new video was. There was no hyping up or grandstanding like you pretend that I do. Or even one of my other more recent posts where I said the word cringe is overused, but it 100% rightfully applies to Rex Viper.
You think that anyone who doesn’t absolutely hate James’ guts like you do is a Uber fanboy that jerks off to his videos. That’s how warped your sense of reality is.
Get a fucking grip.