Edit: at 13:24 she hurts herself biting into a chicken tendie. If this isn't a sign bitch needs to see a dentist I don't know what is. Her breath must be rank.
I hate to admit this, but since I haven’t seen FFG today, I raw-dogged this video because I had to know if the pic in the thumbnail was actually her food. (Jury’s out).
When the “
asymmetrical breading pierced her gums”, I was anxious to see if she’d discard the piece, or power through the pain and swallow the jagged shit down her gullet.
Even if you haven’t seen it, I don’t need to tell you which option she selected.
ETA: ninja’d by @Barbarella because I’m slow as fuck tonight.
Also, if you haven’t watched it, prepare yourself for lots of creamy white-cheese-filled open-mouth chewing.
How fucking fat do you have to be to drip sweat in an air conditioned apartment?
Here’s my take on this, and it relates to the “
they moved” conversation:
They had the AC running full blast all summer. I’m sure they were both on board with that as it was pretty fucking hot. It had to cost them a pretty penny in electricity (
unless the electricity comes with the rent; if they said that when they moved in, I’ve spaced it) to run that shit.
Now that they’re
having financial troubles broke as shit and the temps are low(
er), Salad-Boy has informed his sweaty bride that there will be no AC usage until next June, so the windows are open instead.
The open windows will account for the dramatic increase in traffic noise coming from outside their formerly hermetically-sealed beachfront villa. They did not move to a new unit.
But now that her lord and master has put the kibosh on AC and Gunt is being forced to, you know, physically cook, she’s also physiologically cooking.
I suspect she would have had blood tests run in the Thailand hospital. She went in with an infection, so bloods would have been run.
That makes perfect sense.
However, my question now is, why does she
care,
all of a sudden?
Has she always done that "record scratch" hand gesture to indicate when the food is hitting the spot? I can't recall seeing it before Kuwait but maybe I'm just not remembering.
She has
always done it and it’s infuriating.
She
initially started doing it to indicate she’d “
had enough,” but FFG called her on it and she stopped. For a while. Now she does it constantly (
usually with The Big Spoon in her hoof) when she wishes to indicate something is
off the hook but her mouth is too full for her to successfully form words.
This is true. But this is a whole new level of stupidity. There is no hotel on the Hajj. It's tents or open desert.
Let’s not forget, their new China-mobile has a
LARGE trunk with a retractable cover. I noted during the “
tour” that she could probably fit back there, and Salad-Boy could easily transport her body to dump in the desert with no one being the wiser. …or being the wiser but not giving a flying fuck because good fucking riddance, you fat fucking worthless drain on Kuwaiti society.