Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

[Patrick Buttman]

A neckbeard loser with mediocre drawing skills thirst after lesbians on Twitter.

It's like The Critic, but way more pathetic and way less funny,

 

[Professor Iris]

Dobson's relationship with Dobbot is just like his relationship with just about everybody else online - tolerates it when it serves his purposes, but dumps it entirely when it becomes snarky.

 

[MeefaZeTroll]

A horrible bear with a twitter account struggles to mend the bridges he's burned after blocking and biting everyone who tried to interact with him. In order to atone for the crimes he has committed as well as to gain everyone's love and trust, he must perform a hundred good deeds, doing so will also make him become human again and no longer the terrible beast of a bear he currently is. But if he messes up even once the whole process repeats itself again.

 

[has]

Lonely comedian builds a robot to keep himself company, but it turns out the robot is funnier than him. Jealousy fueled hilarity ensues.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Lonely comedian builds a robot to keep himself company, but it turns out the robot is funnier than him. Jealousy fueled hilarity ensues.

I would actually probably watch this if it was a cartoon or something

 

[Professor Iris]

A horrible bear with a twitter account struggles to mend the bridges he's burned after blocking and biting everyone who tried to interact with him. In order to atone for the crimes he has committed as well as to gain everyone's love and trust, he must perform a hundred good deeds, doing so will also make him become human again and no longer the terrible beast of a bear he currently is. But if he messes up even once the whole process repeats itself again.

...so what happens when you put him in the same apartment as an autistic clown who dressed like a woman and a fart fetish artist who can't keep a day job?

*honk honk*

....COMEDY, folks!

 

[MeefaZeTroll]

...so what happens when you put him in the same apartment as an autistic clown who dressed like a woman and a fart fetish artist who can't keep a day job?

*honk honk*

....COMEDY, folks!

You reading this Dobson? Put them in your next comic! Do it! It would be the progressive thing to do and it's what us true and honest fans want.

Just so I'm sure, the fart guy is AnimatedJames, right?

 

[QB 290]

After witnessing the murder of a kid by a gang of street thugs, a garbage man decides to become a ruthless vigilante in order to clean the streets of Chicago from the garbage of society.

I would read the shit out of that. Unfortunately, Dobson is too lazy, can't keep a job for shit, would be too triggered to do anything other then bitch on twitter and can't see the outside world through his parents basement.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Dobson's relationship with Dobbot is just like his relationship with just about everybody else online - tolerates it when it serves his purposes, but dumps it entirely when it becomes snarky.

Ooh, this gives me another idea:

"A twitter account get a mind of its own after realizing its purpose in life is as a joke by its creator, and goes after its creator's livelihood and reputation."

 

[sogdiananhero]

in the year 2xxx the world is thrown into darkness under the cruel reign of the bulldyke empire where lesbian fetishists are outlawed.

but when lesbian fetishists are outlawed, only outlaws are lesbian fetishists...

 

[Tame Sake]

Let's play a little game. In one sentence, pitch a better webcomic than anything Dobson's come up with. Not a high bar, I know, but that's our standard. I'll start.

A dragon, a corpse, and a reaper traveling about their magic filled world for purpose of reaching ground zero of basically an atomic bomb to see if there's anything left. Shenanigans follow because quiet travel is not allowed.

 

[HU 096]

Sarkeesland. An island secluded in a dome; without order and its citizens ruthless, what could possibly be left? When a woman's young teenaged sister is captured, she must stand up to the island's ruler, Dobear, before the only family she has left is forcefully lesbianized.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Sarkeesland. An island secluded in a dome; without order and its citizens ruthless, what could possibly be left? When a woman's young teenaged sister is captured, she must stand up to the island's ruler, Dobear, before the only family she has left is forcefully lesbianized.

I am Andrew Dobson, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a bear not entitled to hot lesbians? 'No!' says the man in GamerGate, 'It belongs to the evil males.' 'No!' says the man in the twitter, 'You're being a creepy stalker.' 'No!' says the man in real life, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... LESBOS

 

[Ruin]

In the land of Patriarchia ale and bare breasted women run rampant and foul mouthed curs have outlawed lesbianism because it doesn't lead to procreation, only Blokbear the politically correct barbarian can stop them!

 

[UglyOldJafar]

When a failed comic artist has to live with his estranged family again, coming to terms with his own ego and opinions may actually give him the inspiration for the greatest story he could ever tell.

what? I can dream.

 

[anephric]

In one sentence, pitch a better webcomic than anything Dobson's come up with.

The same comic every day for 365 days where kitchen linoleum curls from hot, humid weather.

 

[Barley]

...of characters that aren't even yours, what an insolence!

 

[ZehnBoat]

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...of characters that aren't even yours, what an insolence!

maybe you should tell them to remove it dobs
nah, you'll do what you always do, passive-aggressive bitching on twitter

 

[Tame Sake]

What a riot, coming from the guy who traced a landmark, an alien, and a mural; as well as copies the hell outta anime nearly 1:1 in his 'best work'

I'm normally against art theft but pot, meet kettle.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Now he knows how the Big Ben photographer felt.