Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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If this was anyone else I would be pleased that they have been doing well and achieved some nice things, but it's someone who writes porn about serial killers and fucking kids.

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She's so obsessed with gay men - to the point of uwuing over gay criminals - that her fetish kind of turns my stomach. I feel sorry for any gay man she will ever cross paths with.

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Great joke Staph! Except you sound like you're an active pedophile who wishes they could be paid for every kid they diddle.

Some reblogs, one with her hash tags:
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Her repeated insistence of separating pedophile/predator bothers me.

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Not a necrophile.

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After all the pedo defending she does, this reblog feels dark.

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Hating on JKR is sooo 3 years ago. Along with her other political sperging, its all boring and not worth screencapping, but there hasn't been much else to screencap.
Hates jk rowling for thoughts and ideas (never hurt or killed anyone) has a hard on for killers who have killed and tortures. Lmfao.
 
She "helped her parents reconcile with her grandfather"?

I've heard people say things like that before, and it usually turns out that they're the one who destroyed that relationship to begin with, because they're a narcissist that gets off on fucking shit up.
I can't believe that adding Staph to the equation would make any relationship dynamic better, unless she reminded everyone she's boxy and a Druid and then Grandpa started dunking on Staph so hard that her parents high-fived him.

It also seems unlikely that Staph, who we'll recall made fun of demented people with her dad and still uses someone's repeat vocalization as a family in-joke, could be the very first family member to say "guys Grandpa wasn't ignoring Mom's cancer fight, he just thinks Mom's still in high school and we should probably get him tested."

Staph has no natural sympathy, as evidenced by how she tells stories about her mom's cancer and her dad's grief. She's not going to be the one to pick up on nuance, or even notice that there are old wounds to heal.

My guess is that her parents had a discussion about her grandfather and his mental state, and Staph is telling a story about herself using some of the words she heard because it sounds nice and adult.
 
My guess is that her parents had a discussion about her grandfather and his mental state, and Staph is telling a story about herself using some of the words she heard because it sounds nice and adult.

This is what I think likely happened, too. Staph is such a selfish, narcissistic idiot that she spun it as that she was the one to help mediate the situation, or that she actually thinks that she did after some conversation.

Interesting that that bullet point was the most detailed in that list, deserving more elaboration than getting close to her clit mutilation surgery and another ritual for TDOR. Remember when Staph used to provide details on how she "worshipped" gods, including fingering her (non existant) pussy during menstruation? Or pissing in mugs? I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss those days. The mug pissing was abusive in its own way, as it was her defiling her father's property, but at least it did not involve her trying to claim that not all pedos are predators or describing how Loki fucked her as an animal.
 
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She's so obsessed with gay men - to the point of uwuing over gay criminals - that her fetish kind of turns my stomach. I feel sorry for any gay man she will ever cross paths with.
it's such a small thing to be weirded out over in comparison to all her other bullshit lately but the way she worded this is so strange to me. "i like gay serial killers no matter my attraction to them, but i like jeff the most because of my attraction." a normal not-staphpilled person would be like, "i'm interested in gay serial killers but i like jeff the most because he's attractive." insanity of the context aside, just specifying it's "my attraction" and not "i think he's hot :)" is so autistic and socially inept of her.
but lol way to prove the OP's point tho yarrow, that TCC is just full of thirsty hybristophiles that are just into true crime because some of them are cute boys, teeheehee!

She "helped her parents reconcile with her grandfather"?

I've heard people say things like that before, and it usually turns out that they're the one who destroyed that relationship to begin with, because they're a narcissist that gets off on fucking shit up.

That said, which grandfather is this? Iirc one died a year or two back.

Yeah big X to doubt on Staph in anyway contributing positively to family reconciliation. They probably worked shit out on their own like adults but because Staph ate her toenail clippings while asking Loki to help, she gets the credit!

My guess is that her parents had a discussion about her grandfather and his mental state, and Staph is telling a story about herself using some of the words she heard because it sounds nice and adult.


i'm gonna wager that it went something like, she heard her parents complaining about grandpa or how difficult it is taking care of him, and staph had to waddle into the room and interject with some half-assed attempt to tell them to be nice to gramps because he's sick. ma and pa and said something along of the lines of "that's a great point, thank you stephanie!" but the implication was "yeah sure whatever you say, why don't you go write your little stories while the adults take care of grandpa" and staph waddled out feeling proud that she did something big and important. it's like how you'd humor a toddler for helping mommy do dishes when all they did was dry and put away one bowl while mommy did the rest of them. this is just speculation though, but considering they treat her like a retarded child in all aspects of her life, i think that's how it went.
 
That said, which grandfather is this? Iirc one died a year or two back.
Okay, the one that died in 2020 was her mom's biological father which is probably why she usually called him her "mom's dad".

The one that's still alive is Walter Benedict, her mom's stepdad. But I would guess she loves him very much, or at least she did, since he and her mom walked her to the altar at her wedding.
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Her maternal grandmother died in 2012. This is the one that she still whines about.

Grandpa Frigly died in 2018.

Grandma Frigly died in 1999.
 
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Staph's mom is based. What a mong - go find some craft fayre and sell them there, not on the sidewalk like a kid selling lemonade.

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I have a suggestion - in the bin.

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This makes me MATI. Your father, who has enough on his hands taking care of his cancer suffering wife - should not be helping you clean your apartment. What a privileged and entitled little shit she is, getting her dad to help her clean her own place, and insulting him before he even comes over. She's 35 years old, not a child. How embarrassing.

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I can't tell if Staph is actually that stupid that she can't understand what her mom is advising, or if she's intentionally misconstruing the suggestions so she can pretend her very ill mother, who has way more important things to focus on than Staphicles' delicate feefees and yet is trying to help anyway without being critical, is being a big meanie poopoo head.

Stupid or malicious, either one seems possible with her.

"My stuff isn't selling online!"
"Have you tried selling it in person instead?"
"OMG you idiot this (actually very liberal sounding) town can't handle me!!!"
"Well, if you're having trouble getting sales, maybe you could start by offering to give them away to build a base and establish yourself in the community."
"WOW I WOULD RATHER REFUSE TO LET ANYONE HAVE THEM THAN ADMIT MY ART ISN'T WORTH TWENTY BUCKS A PIECE guys my cancer-ridden mom with other underlying health issues is so abusive :("
 
Probably top hatty but the reason her patches don't sell are because they are shit. You could advertise them on a billboard in Times Square, get a celebrity endorsement, or have a commercial on national TV, and they would still not sell, because they look shit. There's no excuse for them - there are plenty of artists who paint with their mouth/feet, artists who know their limitations and pick a method that produces good results, and artists who upgrade their tools to get better results. The kind of upgrades that you could buy with pins and swords money. Staph's patches have not improved and she does not take any advice to better them, because she believes they're great. They are badly painted, look ready to fall apart, have cryptic messages that fall out of fashion in two months, and don't have edges to sew them to anything. They look like someone with multicoloured jizz shot their load over a pair of overalls and ripped off the stained areas with their greasy bare hands like a maniac. They are utter utter shit.
 
Part of me wants to replicate Gyro's patches and make them in a legible well-designed manner and see how well they sell in comparison but the majority of them are so specific and incomprehensible in message. Them looking like shite is only half of why they don't sell, the other half is that the patches themselves don't make a lick of sense even when translated.
 
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Staph's mom is based. What a mong - go find some craft fayre and sell them there, not on the sidewalk like a kid selling lemonade.

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I have a suggestion - in the bin.

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This makes me MATI. Your father, who has enough on his hands taking care of his cancer suffering wife - should not be helping you clean your apartment. What a privileged and entitled little shit she is, getting her dad to help her clean her own place, and insulting him before he even comes over. She's 35 years old, not a child. How embarrassing.

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This bitch is not only a drain on society but also her relatives. God shes literally the worst. Bitches that her "boomer" parents are dumb but literally have to clean after her, stop her from being scammed like a 80 year old online, and dad fix her computer.
 
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Posts like this are so hypocritical it's maddening. Staph is a total religious fundamentalist in the same vein as people like that transvestite pastor that just blew his brains out- happy to give OTHER people pointless, arbitrary rules to prove they are loyal to the cause, but also personally indulges in harmful things, using her Social justice religion to justify it (pedos are oppressed by society!)

Staph, Jesus had a description for people like you: "whitewashed tombs", presentable the outside, full of death on the inside. I bet Loki, Freya, and King Paimon would concur.
 
I wish staph would die instead of mama frigli. Give me tophats because genuinely her existence has only ever been a negative to anyone who comes into contact with her. Truly worthless.

i had a grim thought. if/when she dies (God hoping it won't be for a while) what would staph wear to the funeral? or any funeral for that matter but specifically her parents'
 
her back hurts bc fat + poor posture + massive babblers. if she couldn't deal with even the thought of top surgery, how will she deal with bottom? I doubt you can wear diapers and sit in your own pee while healing

Fat. Her posture is shit because she is fat, has no muscle tone, doesn't exercise or even stretch. She's not even a high-intensity white collar worker sitting in front of a screen all day while under massive stress. No reason to be achey, except that she doesn't use her body. She's just fat, and lazy. Indolence is not what the body wants. She's...mid-30s? She's a fucking blob. Her aches and pains are due to being fat and lazy.

"exorsexist"
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Part of me wants to replicate Gyro's patches and make them in a legible well-designed manner and see how well they sell in comparison but the majority of them are so specific and incomprehensible in message. Them looking like shite is only half of why they don't sell, the other half is that the patches themselves don't make a lick of sense even when translated.
They're just stupid and something that anyone could make if they (for some reason) wanted one. There's zero unique or interesting about them. Oh, ok, they're weird and goofy, but that's about it.
 
She has talked about being on a Discord server, which I am guessing is a true crime one, but she could be on others.
I hope it's a paraphile Discord with hybristophiles in it and someone joins and makes it seem like they have a legit fetish for serial killers being executed and if you shame them, you're an anti-para bigot.
Her back hurts because she's fat. A chiropractor isn't going to do anything for her back pain because the cause of the pain (her massive, huge fatness) is still there. It's like complaining about there being a nail in your foot but you keep standing on the same old piece of wood.
Agreed on adult diagnosis but chiropractics don't help anyone, it's not evidence based. It can even cause a brain stem stroke in healthy people. Physical therapy helps and is evidence based but you actually have to put effort into it.
Claiming to be Swedish. 'Attraction to similar looks and background' LMAO.
Only normal attraction she has other than the opposite sex. Just wait til she gets called a white supremacist by her fellow enbies for not being inclined towards miscegenation.
Staph, Jesus had a description for people like you: "whitewashed tombs", presentable the outside, full of death on the inside. I bet Loki, Freya, and King Paimon would concur.
The one and only time they'd all agree.
 
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