Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[OtherLastTrainHome]

enjoy the airlock, space stalkers!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

When did he take Null to court?

The whole court saga was Quasi and the OnA forums to my knowledge.

Null hired two lawyers in this case; Robert Barnes and David J. Lang

 

[TheGuntinator]

Lawyers accept human suffering as payment right?

They prefer souls. We've got about 5 to spend, but it shouldnt cost more than 2 with one for each laywer Null hired.

Patrick's hovel doesn't have door knobs

Handyman Pat stumped by a basic home improvement project? Say it ain't so.

Some vintage cuntiness. Patrick believes that it is okay to physically assault anyone he labels as a Nazi. A Nazi being defined as "Anybody whom I, Patrick S. Tomlinson, declare to be a Nazi." Nobody is owed any further explanation, child. Do as the 1.7 GPA insurance agent says, little one.

You know who else doesn't like being called a nazi? People who hate nazis. It's the perfect accusation. If you deny being a nazi, you must be a nazi! Like a normal person should have no issue with being accused of supporting the modern word for absolute evil.

 

[JustStopDude]

You know, for a guy that hates Nazis and think people should be physically assaulted in public if he thinks they are remotely related to them, he sure likes the Saturn V rocket program.

 

[McMitch]

enjoy the airlock, space stalkers!

“Patrick Tomlinson Coolguy McBeefheart sat at his favorite bar on the ship, eating his favorite meatloaf with a nice, tasteless, domestic brew. The bar was a cross between Hooligan’s of Milwaukee and Tenforward from Star Trek. Coolguy was a writer, and a fighter, and loved by many women. Everyone on the starship “Exx” loved him, and thought him a genius. He was considered a political firebrand, having contended with the ship’s evil, fascist captain; Peelon Muskrat.

In walked a chud, scrawny and weak. On his chest was a pin that said ‘Fonald Plumpf for space president.’ The chud, barely able to walk under the massive 1.2g’s generated by the ship, approached Coolguy. ‘Lol,’ said the chud, ‘lmao even.’ The chud clasped Coolguy on the shoulder. ‘You get fucked in the ass by your lesbian wife. What a faggot.’

Coolguy turned to look at the chud. Even sitting, Coolguy towered over him. ‘No child,’ Coolguy said, drawing out the ‘child’ in his most condescending tone. ‘I do not get fucked in the ass. As evident by my herpes I am sexually active, and I am into things, but that is not one of them.’

The chud was now covered in spit by Coolguy emphasizing every ‘t.’ He laughed in Coolguy’s face. ‘You should pay Quasi and talk to your daughter. Stop calling in SWATings on yourself, no one is sympathetic to you!’ The chud was roaring with laughter at this.

Coolguy had had enough. He grabbed the chud in his mighty, strong hands. Dragging the chud to the airlock, Coolguy laughed to himself; he had the perfect quip. Coolguy threw the chud in the airlock, sliding the door shut before pulling the lever to open the hull. The chud was pulled into space immediately, still laughing at how much a fat faggot Patrick Coolguy was. Coolguy had never considered the logistics of why there was an airlock in a bar. He had almost forgotten to say his quip: ‘Enjoy the airlock, space stalker!” Coolguy said.

The entire ship laughed at how cool and funny and strong and not a total faggot loser Patrick was.”
-Patrick Tomlinson, maybe

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

What truly amazes me the most about Pat is that he still has teeth.

Sure we know he's a pussy who often hides irl, but we do have proof he HAS talked to people like that offline at least to some extent (the swatting audio, the Con videos, the video where he swings at 4 cops, etc).

He is beyond lucky that he only met people that really tried to de-escalate confrontation. But that can't last much longer. One day he'll not be as lucky and someone will give him the full Bossman Jack Experience:

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"Oh my God, Robert bro I just lost everything. I hate my life"

Fatrick has played his cards right here. The most likely suspects who would beat the shit out of him for talking like this never interact with him. The only time he would be close to them is when he is converting them into pepperoni

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Didn't Pat confirm at one point that his relationship is open, or just that his wife pegs him?

What he has confirmed afaik are 2 points no one ever asked him:

1. He's into "things"
2. He's into girls wearing cat outfits

Now are these two separate fetishes? No one wants to know the answer to that.

Which can only mean any day now we'll get "So... turns out my fans asked me for tips on how to spice things in bed and become a god damned sexual Tyranossaurus, just like me... 1/69"

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

There's actually some psychology behind that. The more you show off the thing you're doing, the less likely you are to do it. After all, you already got the rush of showing it off.

Draft didn't save the quoted post asking it while I was scrolling, but I think my favorite Pat arc was the Black Twitter contact form trolling, because if he stalker-childed black authors and their followers they'd tell everyone they know this guy is a weird racist. The way the most annoying people on Twitter were turned against Pat in a way he had to defuse rather than deny was some of the heartiest laughs I've had on this thread.

I think I remember null mentioning this on MATI once. Seems right to me and would explain patso's behavior.

 

[DumbDude43]

He's into girls wearing cat outfits

he's into furries? yuck

 

[Judge Holden]

Introducing my new series - Garfield Minus Garfield (plus Pat)

 

[FinnSven]

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Null hired two lawyers in this case; Robert Barnes and David J. Lang

OK. I didn't know that bit.

So does Fatrick owe Null money for the legal fees too?

 

[Judge Holden]

Meanwhile, at the Arbuckle Estate....

 

[Useful_Mistake]

So does Fatrick owe Null money for the legal fees too?

Sorry, I haven’t the faintest.

 

[An automatic clown]

I have a throwaway twitter account I use just to browse twitter. I liked ONE tweet from Pats Sticky Hand and he blocked me. Yet he will argue with his toilet, fish mouth, liver and hand ad nauseam without ever blocking them. I genuinely don't understand it.

 

[AnOminous]

He had the financial backing of NAMBLA the SWFA and a solid reason to get identifying information of users in this thread, and when Null met him in court, he folded.

He didn't have shit. If he'd pushed it like he did against Quasi, he'd owe Null money just like he owed Quasi money.

Sorry, I haven’t the faintest.

He doesn't owe Null fees because he never pursued it as a discovery dispute. Quasi's fees were as a result of the general rule that a discovery dispute loser pays the fees of the winner (the opposite of the usual American "both sides bear their own fees" rule).

 

[Procrastinhater]

Rick says he has attention-deficit / hyperactivity disorder (but does not recognize it as a disorder, it's a "condition"), and has alluded to having been diagnosed with oppositional defiant disorder.

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That sounds like they've tried to medicalize "being a fucking asshole."

Some vintage cuntiness. Patrick believes that it is okay to physically assault anyone he labels as a Nazi. A Nazi being defined as "Anybody whom I, Patrick S. Tomlinson, declare to be a Nazi." Nobody is owed any further explanation, child. Do as the 1.7 GPA insurance agent says, little one.
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Pats such a fucking weak faggot. He'll run his mouth on Xitter all day but I bet you if a genuine Nazi, and not even like a Waffen SS guy, just some Aryan Brotherhood type, walked up to him with Swastika tattoos on full display, and took the food from his plate, before dumping a beer on his laptop, and then told Nikki to sit on his lap while he told 41% jokes about troons to Pats face while he was enjoying a pre-coitus drink with fucking Brianna Wu, Pat would sit there as meekly as he did when Pringle Can John took his wife off of him and made him a cuck in front of all his friends, and he wouldn't say shit.

Pats a pure fucking coward.
Seeing him waddling along in the footage from the court next to his police escort because he was fucking terrified that Patposters were gonna jump out and laugh at him just showed what a huge fat bitch he is.

Pats what the ancient Spartans used to call a "trembler" he'll sit in the Agora calling for war all day, and declaring what he'd do, and how the army should do this and that, but then when the call for arms goes out, he dresses like a woman and tries to sneak out of the city before muster.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

OK. I didn't know that bit.

So does Fatrick owe Null money for the legal fees too?

"$0, stalker. Enjoy prison."

 

[Hitlerswag420]

OK. I didn't know that bit.

So does Fatrick owe Null money for the legal fees too?

No because Null disputed it in Wisconsin (no SLAPP laws), and the matter was settled out of court.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

I didn't know there was footage of him being escorted out of the courtroom. Can someone link it? Not sure how I missed that.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

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Null hired two lawyers in this case; Robert Barnes and David J. Lang

Where did you take this screenshot? The dollar amounts are wildly inaccurate lol. The $23k was only the first judgement. A few months later, he was ordered to pay another $11k for the second judgement, and over the next year and a half, Quasi's collections costs were added to that. That is all before the accrued interest. Also, Patrick (his mother-in-law) paid $41,849.87, not $32,709.80, and he still owes over $28,000.