Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[scallion]

I mean, I guess if he flew first class he might've spent a lot but looking at Delta it's only 3k in premium seating for a round trip, and 12k for the whole personal suite things. This nigga is just retarded.

 

[BrainSand63]

$10k for tard wranglers and that doesn’t even cover your flight to LA? That’s a ton of money, although like I said before, you’d have to pay me triple that to put up with a whole group full of Chibis for two weeks

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That got a bit of a laugh out of me. The hotel they stayed at in Osaka? It's called the "Henn na hotel".

It means, "the Weird hotel" which explains why there's robots and animatronics there. But if you've checked them out they have a lot of interesting features there. It's worth the time to check it out if you're in Japan. And... there's one in New York but that seems to be staffed by humans.

 

[lindsayfan]

If an autistic foreigner who was English-as-a-Second-Language came to visit any of your home countries and behaved in a way that's inconsistent with the social norms of their original culture, most of us would have no idea and chalk it up to typical cultural differences. It's probably a case where these Japanese people think he's some goofy American and can't pick up on the red flags due to language and cultural barriers.

i think this is it exactly. being a total foreigner (or even just someone of a different race) can really paper over all the individual weirdnesses... at least for a while. because someone seems generically exotic, all the signs someone of the same background could read immediately just get folded into the outsider's overall 'otherness'

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Chibi doing the chibi thing with the wander rock group just bums me out. It’s not funny anymore. He went to Japan, he had a good time. But instead of returning back to reality and moving forward, he’s desperately trying to cling onto a single shred of dopamine. He’s going to linger in that discord, butt into conversations, “uhm acktually” people, and be a general nuisance for the staff. The dudes gonna be in his mid thirties when the average age of userbase is closer to 22.

I’m not gonna lie though, it’ll immediately go from sad to hilarious if he gets caught sending nudes to people in the discord.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

I’m not gonna lie though, it’ll immediately go from sad to hilarious if he gets caught sending nudes to people in the discord.

He already admitted to measuring his cock with the other kids that are like 10yrs younger than he is, in person in Japan. Sending nudes in that discord would just be a boring monday afternoon after that

 

[BrainSand63]

He already admitted to measuring his cock with the other kids that are like 10yrs younger than he is, in person in Japan. Sending nudes in that discord would just be a boring monday afternoon after that

He just can’t help himself I guess

 

[Mike Hunt]

I'm a bit surprised that Adam uploaded only a few photos of his trip. Either he now knows better to not overshare on social media or he actually had a far more miserable time this time around than when he was part of a tour group.

Seems like he just had this one meet up with a local, a stubbed toe, and spent the rest of the time going to tourist spots but not enjoying much. I call BS on the "friends I made in Japan" - he only has the one photo of him and two locals.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Did he not receive a divine weapon shaped like a key from the Gods and be declared the new champion of Japan while getting a party of attractive young women to help him fight the forces of evil?

tfw you realise you're not the protagonist but the annoying comedy relief character everybody fucking hates
tfw you're fucking Shigechi

Do you think Adam finally found true purpose in his 33 year old life by visiting the glorious Nippon land for a second time? Or will this experience once again fail to provide him with any sort of higher meaning in his life as he returns to his mediocre job at AT&T?

I wouldn't want it to happen and see us robbed of future cringe, but I'm quite surprised he didn't neck-rope after he got home, the same way all those Asian people do after visiting Paris and realising it's nothing like its fictitious depictions.

 

[BrainSand63]

tfw you realise you're not the protagonist but the annoying comedy relief character everybody fucking hates
tfw you're fucking Shigechi

I wouldn't want it to happen and see us robbed of future cringe, but I'm quite surprised he didn't neck-rope after he got home, the same way all those Asian people do after visiting Paris and realising it's nothing like its fictitious depictions.

It’s like the “never meet your heroes because they’ll never live up to your expectations” thing, except his hero is a country that’s been skewed and warped in its western perception by anime, videogames, and porn.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

all those Asian people do after visiting Paris and realising it's nothing like its fictitious depictions.

That's always funny when that happens. The Japanese especially have a love affair with France and French stuff in general.

It’s like the “never meet your heroes because they’ll never live up to your expectations” thing, except his hero is a country that’s been skewed and warped in its western perception by anime, videogames, and porn.

It's frankly surprising how many weebs think that Japan is like they see it in animu and mango. Or that the moment they step off the plane they'll be greeted with some kind of wonderland. It's just another country with it's own rules and ways of doing things.

 

[FloptimusPrime]

New here, so I apologize if this has been covered already, but I think I found Chibi's brother

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1361539588102245

Aside from the fact that he looks and sounds like Chibi, he shares a name with Chibi's father. Idk, have you guys seen this guy before?

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

New here, so I apologize if this has been covered already, but I think I found Chibi's brother

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1361539588102245

Aside from the fact that he looks and sounds like Chibi, he shares a name with Chibi's father. Idk, have you guys seen this guy before?

His brother is a god damn saint and the chad Chibi wishes he was. Don't you dare speak ill of him or his nubian goddess.

 

[FloptimusPrime]

His brother is a god damn saint and the chad Chibi wishes he was. Don't you dare speak ill of him or his nubian goddess.

Wait so it's confirmed chibi's brother?

 

[CptnSnshn]

Wait so it's confirmed chibi's brother?

Chibi's brother is also a turbo retard but the endering kind who allegedly fucks like a freight train and makes coal burn for him.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

I call BS on the "friends I made in Japan" - he only has the one photo of him and two locals.

We all know what Chibi's like, the second anyone's vaguely polite to him he's convinced they're friends for life

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

"Friends" for Chibi is anyone he can impose himself on without them getting tired of his shit and telling him to fuck off. The longer they tolerate him the better friends they are. I bet Chibi genuinely does have a better time in Japan because he can milk his foreigness and Japanese politeness for far longer and to much more extremes than he can in the US.

 

[NORMAL HUMAN]

Head Honcho Danny coming in to say Chibi is well enough to fit in with their young adult audiences

Something about describing Chibi as "32ish" is just so perfectly fitting. Like yeah, I guess he's in his thirties but probably less emotionally mature than the 21 year old spergs coughing up 10k to be chaperoned around Final Fantasy cafes and Super Nintendo World.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

To the great surprise of nobody he didn't not get the job to teach English in nihongo

 

[Dive⚓Team]

Looks like he already convinced himself he was going to be an ALT. He's going to enter a depression spiral soon, in which he's going to become a sex pest again while attempting to gain validation.

Can't wait to see the new dick pic feat. cat.