Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

Just take the batteries out Nick, it isn't that hard.

He has tried before but the chad robot defeated him. In typical Nick style he gave up at the slightest difficulty doing a task normal people would find trivial.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick has degenerated to shock humour that most revolves around 'sex (often homosexual) and drinking'.

Tbh I make a lot of that kind of joke in this thread but frankly, it's hard not to when this weird coomer has such exaggerated, fey, swishy mannerisms. I mean what the fuck are you supposed to say about this cocksucking, ass-reamed, Balldo-encrusted faggot?

 

[Strix454]

- Nick's aurhotiyy to speak on dating comes from his exposure to try being picked up when he goes out to bars and clubs. People try to pick up his wife, or both, all the time. When they say no, they fist-bump him and say congratulations for getting his wife, he says. This happens because they are dressed for a club, and it alright because they always say no and are prepared.

That is such a strange thing to say in a couple different ways.

Getting picked up isn't anything like dating or having a relationship. A man talking about his experiences being picked up is totally GAY. Its Nick aspiring to being a pretty little girl AGAIN. In the other situation, a husband standing there while someone tries to pick up his wife is nothing else but CUCK.

It doesn't make it better that Nick doesn't complete the deal with his wife. it makes it WORSE. I mean that sort of cuck tease behavior is very weird and would probably only be associated with a guy who is trying to normalize it to his wife hoping for the day she will follow through. The sweaty porn guy with the wife so STUPID (yes Kayla you are stupid) that she plays along with this sort of thing.

Their behavior as a couple pretending to be swingers looking for attention from other couples is just disgusting. So Nick and wife cruise bars (including gay bars) buying drinks for swingers and pretending to be looking for sex. Then at the moment of truth, they say "no". That is objectively FAR WORSE IMO than actually being a swinger. Its the behavior of a psychopath who is getting a thrill out of controlling and manipulating people.

You are a psychopath Nick. You are gay. You are a cuck. You would troon out in the right circumstances. Talking about doing all this stuff as fantasy LARPing rather than actually owning the truth of what you want makes it all so much worse.

 

[sum ting wong]

In no way, shape, or form is Nick getting constantly hit on in bars. It’s either a.) a cope for thinking he’s more attractive than he really is, b.) he’s hitting on other people and getting rejected, c.) he’s a lying liar who lies.

In the 12+ years in my relationship, only twice have we been hit on in bars, and it was separately. No lesbians, no tag teams with orgy prospects, nada. No “and everyone clapped.”

Nick was a decent looking chap once, but that’s since been a hot minute. Now’s he’s the loud, blotchy-skinned, scratchy-throated creep at the end of the bar leering at younger women.

We've seen how he dresses at any event he goes too, like someone who wants to look like they have money, so he probably dresses similar going out to bars. So some chick at the bar sees an older guy that wants to look rich and starts flirting with him trying to get free drinks seems possible, especially if his "I buy rounds of drinks for everybody" stories are to be believed. Frankly it sounds like everywhere he goes people see him as an easy mark, like the bots that were messaging him on Instagram before and the story of being groped or something in the elevator at Vegas, which was likely just someone trying to steal his wallet.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

~Chirp~

Hey! That's my job.

 

[waffle]

If Nick really did all the shit he says he does at bars he'd get in fights on a regular basis. Unless he comes off as such a homo not even belligerent drunks take him seriously.

 

[Strix454]

Nick did not attend any of his grandparents funeral except the last grandmother. He knew that she never loved him. It did not bother him. It was because he spent 20 years away from Texas.

What some of those hard-working Polish families that get rich respect is education, work and accomplishment. Grandfather went to a top school (rice), worked hard and made a large fortune which he then worked hard to give away.
Nick is a lazy piece of shit who has a creative writing degree from something not much different than a community college. He couldn't hold down a job because showing up for work was really hard. He married a woman even dumber than he was. So the grandparents money first gives him a home, supports his kids, puts him through law school and then sets him up with a law practice. And by the year his grandmother died, Nick had already abandoned the law and was sitting at home drinking.
I would say it wasn't that she didn't love him. To try at all those different points to help him is love. But it was that she saw him as someone who had been given every possible advantage & help in life and was a total failure. She had no respect for him and what he had done with his life. Nick refused to work and nothing could make him work.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick's aurhotiyy to speak on dating comes from his exposure to try being picked up when he goes out to bars and clubs. People try to pick up his wife, or both, all the time. When they say no, they fist-bump him and say congratulations for getting his wife, he says.

So this nigger's too busy to work because he has kids to take care of, but not too busy to take his wife out to the swingers bar on the regular so that she can get railed by all the big black cock in the place?

Make it make sense, Nick?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

If Nick really did all the shit he says he does at bars he'd get in fights on a regular basis. Unless he comes off as such a homo not even belligerent drunks take him seriously.

I wonder how skinny fat he is irl? That probably plays a role that and the smell of a gaped AIDS-riddled asshole.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What Nick just said on that stream aside, I don't have any doubt at all that he has done ecstasy with his wife. He admitted to doing it at Gay90s.
As usual, Nick's words are important here "none of them (his adventures) have NEEDED drugs". He didn't say he never used drugs in his relationship. He said he never "required" them.

You cannot trust his word on this. Remember the, 'I only do drugs where they are legal' ,that quickly turned into, 'I do not do drugs (or drink) when my children are around'?

He has no compunction about lying outright. Yes, there are people who do tongue-in-cheek lipservice on YT (I remember the '29-round magazines' from gun reviewers) but the difference is that everyone is in on the joke. 'In Minecraft' is a meme, but Nick is rules lawyering to argue it seriously. He definitely presented as a clean-cut moral family man, and not a basement tier degenerate.

Tbh I make a lot of that kind of joke in this thread but frankly, it's hard not to when this weird coomer has such exaggerated, fey, swishy mannerisms. I mean what the fuck are you supposed to say about this cocksucking, ass-reamed, Balldo-encrusted faggot?

You do not make it your whole personality like Nick does. We can tell when you are being cheeky (for the most part).

What useful information or alternative side of his personality does Nick present? Days late political hot takes, inane Twitter banter, cooming, and fuck all else.

We've seen how he dresses at any event he goes too, like someone who wants to look like they have money, so he probably dresses similar going out to bars. So some chick at the bar sees an older guy that wants to look rich and starts flirting with him trying to get free drinks seems possible, especially if his "I buy rounds of drinks for everybody" stories are to be believed. Frankly it sounds like everywhere he goes people see him as an easy mark, like the bots that were messaging him on Instagram before and the story of being groped or something in the elevator at Vegas, which was likely just someone trying to steal his wallet.

It is worse. He says he does it 'to get their story' and talk to them. It is unclear if he makes this clear before he chats them up. He is teasing and baiting these women.

He had several stories about how he approached groups or single women, and by his own recounting, the words he used were definitely flirting (e.g. 'Where are you going? This place is about to get significantly less cute if you leave.)

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Getting picked up isn't anything like dating or having a relationship. A man talking about his experiences being picked up is totally GAY. Its Nick aspiring to being a pretty little girl AGAIN. In the other situation, a husband standing there while someone tries to pick up his wife is nothing else but CUCK.

It doesn't make it better that Nick doesn't complete the deal with his wife. it makes it WORSE. I mean that sort of cuck tease behavior is very weird and would probably only be associated with a guy who is trying to normalize it to his wife hoping for the day she will follow through. The sweaty porn guy with the wife so STUPID (yes Kayla you are stupid) that she plays along with this sort of thing.

Reminder that Nick and Kayla were caught on audio at the Gay 90s karaoke night.

Listen in the background if you want to hear the dynamic.

Their behavior as a couple pretending to be swingers looking for attention from other couples is just disgusting. So Nick and wife cruise bars (including gay bars) buying drinks for swingers and pretending to be looking for sex. Then at the moment of truth, they say "no". That is objectively FAR WORSE IMO than actually being a swinger. Its the behavior of a psychopath who is getting a thrill out of controlling and manipulating people.

You are a psychopath Nick. You are gay. You are a cuck. You would troon out in the right circumstances. Talking about doing all this stuff as fantasy LARPing rather than actually owning the truth of what you want makes it all so much worse.

Their alleged behavior. That's if you believe Nick is telling the truth and they are going back to the hotel alone. It would seem really odd for both people to engage in this where they both have no intention to act on anything. My guess is that it is either one person is trying to convince the other to do something (as you speculate) or they already have.

Listening to Nick's description, I don't think he was roofied. I think its more likely that Nick got blackout drunk in public and tried to blame what happened on something else.

What was most interesting to me was not the fact that he claimed to be drugged, but his aside at the end that he has heard people say that that drug is great to take recreationally.

- Nick's aurhotiyy to speak on dating comes from his exposure to try being picked up when he goes out to bars and clubs. People try to pick up his wife, or both, all the time. When they say no, they fist-bump him and say congratulations for getting his wife, he says. This happens because they are dressed for a club, and it alright because they always say no and are prepared.

In no way, shape, or form is Nick getting constantly hit on in bars. It’s either a.) a cope for thinking he’s more attractive than he really is, b.) he’s hitting on other people and getting rejected, c.) he’s a lying liar who lies.

In the 12+ years in my relationship, only twice have we been hit on in bars, and it was separately. No lesbians, no tag teams with orgy prospects, nada. No “and everyone clapped.”

There's a couple possibilities here. One is that they are all made up. I think that the subset of them that are about women groping him in public are made up.

In terms of bars, I'm not so sure. The way I read it is that they are probably going to swinger events and Nick wants to brag about all the attention they're getting, but can't tell the truth about what's going on so it comes off as some garbled fantastical mess.

Which is even funnier when you consider Nick’s claims that “It’s going to cost me $50,000” — as if someone other than Nick himself had this idea and made this commitment in the first place. No wonder he can’t stand to spend a moment sober.

He made the promise when his Locals subscriber count was skyrocketing. He was even talking about what his 10,000 subscriber gift would be. He was totally delusional about the ability to drive revenue from a glorified AOL chat room that didn't even have multiple rooms like a Discord server would.

 

[bifftango]

- Nick's aurhotiyy to speak on dating comes from his exposure to try being picked up when he goes out to bars and clubs. People try to pick up his wife, or both, all the time. When they say no, they fist-bump him and say congratulations for getting his wife, he says. This happens because they are dressed for a club, and it alright because they always say no and are prepared.

- He repeated the 'my wife likes grey' line. He told a story about being in a bar until 2 AM and her showing pictures of Anson Mount. People try to take them home at last call to not be alone.

- He gave a long dating advice segment that was stupid amd treated people like terminally online spergs. He ended it with that he outcharma BFs and husband's all the time, then walks away.

If Nick wants to get some genuine laughs while he's on stage at the ol' comedy club, he should just ironically repeat this nonsense to the audience. They'll laugh and laugh and laugh... and laugh until there's no oxygen left in the building.

I agree that he's either: hitting on these poor souls and buying them drinks because he's deluded himself into thinking they're totally into him, and some imagined eye contact was them nonverbally initiating the interaction; or the ladies see an easy mark for free drinks with no risk of things escalating in a sexual manner.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

He is reaching terminal levels of delusion. Once someone hits this point it becomes less fun and more pitiable. My brother is this level of delusional, complete with the "definitely things that happened" stories, and all I can say is I feel for people forced to be in his company. It starts off funny but quickly hits a point where whenever they open their mouths you just know the conversation is being put on hold while you zone out until you hear "and everyone clapped".

Don't listen to these people Nick. You are a charmer. Keep flirting with random people at events. One day people at your live events are going to be recording your moves and you'll show us alogs that you're a real cool corncob.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

New Elissa clip
Warski betrayal!

There was one guy who stood up for Andy... Oh, that was me *sips whiskey*

🕯🕯🕯 We do this, fjor Andy Junior. 🕯🕯🕯

The Darksyde is a path to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
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Have you heard the tragedy of Dark Side Phil?​

I thought not. It's not a story the Kiwis would tell you. It's a Coomer legend. Dark Side Phil was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so greasy and so fat, he could use sloth to influence the dummies on the Internet... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep pouring money into gotcha games, like WWE.

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Phil became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his condo, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught some dumb coomer in Minnesota everything he knew, then this Coomer made fun of him on the Internet. Ironic, he could save others from losing their second condos, but not himself.

(Edit: some words fixed for clarity/adaptation.)

 

[ChromaQuack]

- Nick's aurhotiyy to speak on dating comes from his exposure to try being picked up when he goes out to bars and clubs. People try to pick up his wife, or both, all the time. When they say no, they fist-bump him and say congratulations for getting his wife, he says. This happens because they are dressed for a club, and it alright because they always say no and are prepared.

And then everyone claps and Albert Einstein comes out to talk about how smart and funny Nick is, then DONALD TRUMP gives him a personal invitation to Mar-a-lago and asks him to run as his VP.

 

[2lolis1cup]

New Elissa clip
Warski betrayal!

There was one guy who stood up for Andy... Oh, that was me *sips whiskey*

He spends 2:22 to say he loves Andy and how much he never said anything bad about Andy. What he could have just did was skip it all do this.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He spends 2:22 to say he loves Andy and how much he never said anything bad about Andy. What he could have just did was skip it all do this.
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To be fair, PPP also would have stood up for Andy, but he was physically incapable of standing.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

- Nick's aurhotiyy to speak on dating comes from his exposure to try being picked up when he goes out to bars and clubs. People try to pick up his wife, or both, all the time. When they say no, they fist-bump him and say congratulations for getting his wife, he says. This happens because they are dressed for a club, and it alright because they always say no and are prepared.

And everyone clapped, wished him for a million billion dollars, success, and how great their sex-life is because Nick introduced them to the balldo. What a great guy, he should have a drink because of it.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

What are the symptoms of alcohol-related 'dementia'?​

Symptoms include difficulties with:

staying focused on a task without becoming distracted
solving problems, planning and organising
setting goals, making judgements and making decisions
being motivated to do tasks or activities (even essential ones like eating or drinking) controlling their emotions – they may become irritable or have outbursts
understanding how other people are thinking or feeling (their behaviour may seem insensitive or uncaring).

The symptoms of alcohol-related ‘dementia’ can change a lot from person to person. If a person with the condition has a brain scan, it will often show that some areas of the brain have shrunk much more than others. Alcohol particularly affects the frontal lobes of the brain.
Source:https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/about-dementia/types-dementia/alcohol-related-dementia

 

[Jingle Bangle]

New Elissa clip
Warski betrayal!

There was one guy who stood up for Andy... Oh, that was me *sips whiskey*

This is the same rant ralph went on a year or 2 ago.