Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Cross-contamination from the Jackie Singh thread. Jackie gave a keynote speech for the OWASP Appsec conference in D.C. last month. The subject? Fat Rick and his Best Friends from ONA. Yes, I'm also shamelessly promoting myself. Head on over and take a gander- it's a squeal scream!
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Bad news: OWASP still hasn't uploaded Snackie's keynote. All the other keynotes were uploaded; I don't know if Snackie asked them to withhold her speech to spite us, if they're just slow-walking the release, or if they're too ashamed to show it.

Good news: I found the slides for her speech (online PDF).
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tl,dr: she greatly exaggerates the Pests and uses Patrick as her case study.
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I know it's not even Thanksgiving yet, but I had a great idea for Bing AI:

"a fat piggish man and an african american child sticking out of a christmas stocking with a festive holiday background"

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Rick's Beef Wellington said:
I'm so happy to see that since the O&A people gave up on Pigtipping this thread has been full of art, writing, fucking Garfield comics making me crack up and more screenshots of Rick being insufferable Xeeting than we used to have instead of "look, someone on the other forum texted asshole pics to Niki, tee-hee".
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OnA have created 99% of the pat related art. don't try this stolen valor nonsense
 
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Return of the Freaker said:
I know it's not even Thanksgiving yet, but I had a great idea for Bing AI:

"a fat piggish man and an african american child sticking out of a christmas stocking with a festive holiday background"

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Okay mistakes were made, and I understand. When you do these prompts, as I have learned the hard way, remember to dress the pig. Fatrick generations, for some Eldritch reason, come out naked unless you specify otherwise.

Pat's Pointer Finger said:
OnA have created 99% of the non-AI, non-Garfield Fat related art. don't try this stolen valor nonsense
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FTFY, now unassailable. All corrections in bold.
 
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LGHDR+ said:
Okay mistakes were made, and I understand. When you do these prompts, as I have learned the hard way, remember to dress the pig. Fatrick generations, for some Eldritch reason, come out naked unless you specify otherwise.


FTFY, now unassailable. All corrections in bold.
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Does anyone have a picture I am not sure if I saw it here or there?
It was Fatrick in a dungeon placing a black child in the grinder. It was done crudely in paint, but it looked so grim and horrible.
 
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FinnSven said:
Does anyone have a picture I am not sure if I saw it here or there?
It was Fatrick in a dungeon placing a black child in the grinder. It was done crudely in paint, but it looked so grim and horrible.
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I missed that. I tried generating a similar scene with AI, but it refused to make image where a child of urban descent survived.

I suppose that's part of being a robot, you can't accept illogical situations.

It did, however, show me a rather awful simulation of what goes on in Patrick's basement. Between sobs, I managed to snag the following screenshots:

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EVERY FUCKING TIME
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LGHDR+ said:
I missed that. I tried generating a similar scene with AI, but it refused to make image where a child of urban descent survived.

I suppose that's part of being a robot, you can't accept illogical situations.

It did, however, show me a rather awful simulation of what goes on in Patrick's basement. Between sobs, I managed to snag the following screenshots:

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Lots of content warnings...so Nigerian got me blocked but Senegalese was okay. Meat grinder didn't work at all for me, maybe you can't do that and any word related to children. Also, "a man whose head is that of a pig" made me laugh and got these:

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LGHDR+ said:
Oh god.

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Jesus Christ, it even gave him the most evil face possible. Real Pennywise the Clown vibes.
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Which makes you connect the dots... a lot of similarities between Pat and Pennywise. Both:
- Feed on the flesh and fear of little children.
- Slumber close to river/sewer for eons without actually doing anything.
- When they do wake up, go into sudden bounds of maniac attacks, bringing chaos and leaving everyone around feeling hollow and messy.
- Eyes are dead lights.
- Are literal bufoons
- Have minds that are impossible to figure out without going mad.
- Are somehow related to inappropriate orgys involving children.
My boy Penny W. can definitely bench 250
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Now, I'm not categorically asserting that Pat is an Eldritch Elder entity of Evil. I'm just saying... it can't hurt to keep an eye out for flying turtle gods in the Milwaukee area.
 
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Rick's Beef Wellington said:
"Pepperoni grinder" and not "meat grinder"! You're brilliant, and I need this to become a horror movie:

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I may have been actively fucking with this thing for a while. It's like manipulating an idiot savant with an incredibly diverse vocabulary, who has been handed a list of words and situations he's not allowed to put together or say in general, and he's not allowed to tell you what's on the list. However, through guesswork and determination, you can get him to do all sorts of stuff just by figuring out which words they forgot to include.
 
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man just wanted to say, I originally joined the farms because of ethan ralph, but honestly? Patrick has far eclipsed my expectations for any other cow. I've been able to spread the story of Fatrick IRL to both personal friends and coworkers and the universal reaction is just immense entertainment at what bizarre and retarded character fatty is.

in all, the official favorite lolcow of Seanut Arbuckle is Patrick Sean Tomlinson. May his stalkers perpetually enjoy prison.
 
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