Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

It amazes me that she feels so important, knowing about this crap instead of realizing that everybody doesn’t need an online lesson if they have diabetes, they are typically in touch with a real doctor. I swear she is trying to follow Candie’s latest cycle because it brought her views. Or now that she has a machine she feels important and has something to say.

I’m simply waiting for her to become a breatharian.

I’m correcting myself: perhaps it’s only 1/2 Candy influence with a wild attempt at mirroring, however badly, Underrated Hijabi. Now I might be onto something lol.
 
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I predict that the "water fast" will last just until her YouTube coin hits the bank and she can badger Tall Peetz enough for him to get her fix. After all, she's almost cured her diabetes after just one day and "feels lighter" already. It's the same old shit show, but somehow it's so much more boring than it used to be. I used to stare at the spectacle of her in flabbergasted fascination, but now, meh. But I'm too invested in this trainwreck to just walk away, lol. DAMMIT!
 
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ngl there's a level of comfort seeing Chantal fall back into the same cycle that dominated so much of her channel in the early years.

Excited for the next video where she admits breaking her fast and binging.

"I've decided to keep my health off my channel. It's a personal matter that I don't feel like discussing with everyone..."
 
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Of course she’s gonna water fast again. Her biggest delusion is that things can be permanently fixed in a week. Now she thinks she can fix her liver by getting rid of glycogens, ”reset” her palate, eat low carb and fix her blood sugar and blood pressure, and she can start enjoying food!
She’s getting stupider as the days pile on. Her beetus video had her confessing that she’s basically a shut-in and hated going out to eat because she was so awkward. Now in the water fast video she‘s acting like she was never ashamed of her weight and is fine with the way she is. Kind of a strange thing to say when she’s still lying about her weight.
I do wonder if part of this beetus arc is an attempt to get into the December sweeps, as her views were dwindling hard for the last few weeks. It doesn’t appear to be doing much though.
 
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The fact that she believes fasting for a few days improves the quality of one's existing hair says a lot about her understanding of the human body.
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This is fucking brilliant!
She finds the most woo woo diabetic witch Dr out there, watches the first 5 minutes of their Youtube doctoral thesis, filters it thru her defiant brain weevils and ends up in the infinite loop of cheese flavored dopamine death. It's beautiful, really.
It's like pottery.
 
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I've got a bad feeling this is gonna come to a disappointing end.

It's better to burn out than to fade away goddammit Clotso. You're gonna die and no one's gonna care.
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It's highly likely that it will be disappointing. To be honest, very few cows will have the courage to go out in a blaze of glory like Chloe Sagal (in her case, literally).

Most cows will end up dying quietly, or if they managed to wise up to their own errors, fade away and stop producing milk.

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We all know Foodie won’t see the light during this latest health scare but what about Salad? Is he too much of a village idiot that he doesn’t realise the gig is well and truly up? Big Gorl is dying in 4k in front of us, be interesting to watch HIS moves over the next few weeks as he assesses the few options left remaining to him.

Or maybe not. He likely is that stupid, it must be true love!
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If he has someone else he can latch on to and replace Chins as sugar mommy, he would've jumped already. He's a dumb person who's getting fatter. Even desperate aging normies have standards, and Salad ain't it.

With nothing else going for him (no new target, no career, no money), he figured he might as well ride the gravy train until it crashes.

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WHO ARE THESE STILL PAYING MEMBERS? If Marty was not a complete fucking failure, outing all of those speds would have been some kind of service to GorlWorld.
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Once a streamer cow finds their audience, it's pretty unlikely that they'll completely lose all support barring some extraordinary event that gets said audience to remove the blindfolds.

DSP has been shitting on his audience for a decade-plus already, and yet he still has people willing to be shat on over and over (while giving him money to do so).

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I'm curious, what happens to him when this fails? We already know he is never getting to Canada. But what happens when she is denied a tourist visa and is really broke? That retard refuses to work, nor does he have any skills.. Does he lose the luxury fartbox and the toy car?
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Likely he just goes back to driving deliveries or whatever he did for money before he met Chins. He'd be forced to work since I'm not at all convinced his family is willing to support his lazy ass, as well as needing to keep whatever visa he has that lets him stay in Kuwait and away from Syria active.

I'm inclined to think the car is under his name. I highly doubt a car dealership in Kuwait will let a Canadian without an employment certificate or a bank account with ample funds and without a valid residence permit finance a vehicle. The fart box will just enter the market again for new tenants.
 
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Chantal, the perpetual victim, is accusing people for now "going after" her scale. Stop boolying her poor, confused, scale! Doesn't it have enough to contend with, what with a 500 lb woman heaving her massive girth onto it like a boulder, tinkering with it endlessly, and whatever other games she plays.

She used to lie blatantly about her weight and then say "Why would I only say I'm 350. If I were lying, I would say 250" which is the most basic and transparent liar manipulation "I could come up with an even more flattering lie, so surely you must accept this only slightly less flattering lie as irrefutable truth" *dupers delight grin spreads across her face*

Now she's given up the ghost of even a remotely believable lie. She's lopping off a good hundred pounds, easily, but she has an excuse! I LOVE her new explanation of why she looks so fat. Why, she's short, of course! She looks round because her extra weight is on such a short frame. Your lying eyes could be excused for perceiving her as fat, she's just horizontally challenged.

Now of course, her looking fatter than she did in Canada makes perfect sense. She was 11 inches taller in Canada- it's the conversion to Kuwait inches creating this shared hallucination we are all suffering under, convincing us that she has gained preposterously. Chantal is a globetrotting influencer, a happily married beauty, and the victim of an unfair height conversion rate.

Also she is binging like crazy and certainly was not on hour 24 of her fast. The only time Chantal ever talks about her body metabolizing its own fat is when she is absolutely fucking stuffed, like sweating gravy and chocolate stuffed.
 
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Haram Habibi said:
Okay, we all know she's broke AF, and doesn't have suitable expat health insurance, but....let's say she decided to get weight loss surgery in Kuwait, or Thailand. Because let's face it, she probably doesn't have 8-12 months to wait in a queue at this point, *if* she makes it back to Smee's couch in January.

Any idea how much that would cost her? Could they sell the Chinese mobile deathtrap and have enough to cover the cost?
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In Kuwait, around $10k US for bypass surgery. Google will show anything from $5k but when you search those they aren’t in Kuwait and you have to get quotes.

In Thailand, the average is around $6-7k for gastric bypass.

The issue, apart from cash, for her will be lack of followup, which is really necessary after surgery. They don’t have the funds, given they are taking 6 years to pay for the Chinese tin can . Another issue is that many cash places don’t accept the very high risk patients, of which she is absolutely one.

In Canada she’d have to actually get ”in the queue” before she could start counting down months. Getting in the queue could take years, and that’s IF the clinic schedulers change their mind and don’t reject her again.
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How much time does she have before those 300+ glucose readings do her in?
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They are already damaging her major organs. She could potentially collapse and die any moment from stroke or heart attack. That’s potentially, not probably. Her kidneys and pancreas are being damaged every hour she maintains BGL that high. She needs medication right now, regardless of what she does with diet. That medication would probably include monitored insulin in a hospital setting.
 
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Let's all say a prayer for Salah..

NOT!

Hopefully this arc pushes them both over the edge and we get back to Canada. This is definitely going to test their "marriage." I'm patiently awaiting the crying stream when she will say she can't go walking because Salah is never home, when she says this is too hard and she needs actual help. She will be up in smoke, literally, eating mounds of cheese, drinking juice(s), maybe having some olives..

How long do we give it?
 
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I was watching Pulpy’s stream last night and he had an interesting take on the scale figure. Sounded a bit fanciful to me at the time, but he said that taking the weight with just one foot on the scale (most weight on that foot), reads about 75% of your correct weight. My issue with that was we’ve seen both her feet on the scale when the weight is read. So I just decided to give it a try. Pulpy’s right! My weight with only one foot on the scale, with the other foot just balancing on my toes on the floor, was around 75% of my actual weight. Once the weight locked in (it’s takes a little bit to get the balance just right), I lifted the other foot onto the scale, and the weight stayed at the previous figure because I hadn’t reset it to zero.

YMMV, but it’s an interesting and workable explanation for what has yet to be adequately explained, beyond over the limits of the scale.

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Now I'll give you another experiment..

Step on the scale while holding onto a wall or whatever you can find to balance yourself. This is what I think she does..
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I’m well aware of this theory, and she’s been called out for it before. She’s shown unrealistic weighins when nowhere near a wall she can balance on.

That said, I tried it and got my usual weight when leaning on the wall. So I’m more inclined to go with Pulpy’s theory.
 
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I call shenanigans said:
I was watching Pulpy’s stream last night and he had an interesting take on the scale figure. Sounded a bit fanciful to me at the time, but he said that taking the weight with just one foot on the scale (most weight on that foot), reads about 75% of your correct weight. My issue with that was we’ve seen both her feet on the scale when the weight is read. So I just decided to give it a try. Pulpy’s right! My weight with only one foot on the scale, with the other foot just balancing on my toes on the floor, was around 75% of my actual weight. Once the weight locked in (it’s takes a little bit to get the balance just right), I lifted the other foot onto the scale, and the weight stayed at the previous figure because I hadn’t reset it to zero.

YMMV, but it’s an interesting and workable explanation for what has yet to be adequately explained, beyond over the limits of the scale.
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Now I'll give you another experiment..

Step on the scale while holding onto a wall or whatever you can find to balance yourself. This is what I think she does..
 
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I call shenanigans said:
I was watching Pulpy’s stream last night and he had an interesting take on the scale figure. Sounded a bit fanciful to me at the time, but he said that taking the weight with just one foot on the scale (most weight on that foot), reads about 75% of your correct weight. My issue with that was we’ve seen both her feet on the scale when the weight is read. So I just decided to give it a try. Pulpy’s right! My weight with only one foot on the scale, with the other foot just balancing on my toes on the floor, was around 75% of my actual weight. Once the weight locked in (it’s takes a little bit to get the balance just right), I lifted the other foot onto the scale, and the weight stayed at the previous figure because I hadn’t reset it to zero.
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If 362 lbs is 75% of Chantal's weight, then Chantal's actual weight is 482.67 lbs.

The math:

 
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