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Oh shit, living with Caden confirmed?? This is crazy.
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Even doorknobs aren't safe.Doors and doorknobs also match up. Comparison w/ image from Zillow listing:
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doorknob dox has been done a few times, the eyeball dox is still my favourite.Even doorknobs aren't safe.
Kiwis are mad geniuses.
It's not quite on the level of doxing someone from the reflections in their eyes, but it's pretty good I suppose.Even doorknobs aren't safe.
Kiwis are mad geniuses.
Possibly, but to go through with it would depend on what constitutes legal residency in Virginia.Seems the best house to take advantage of Chris. You can guilt trip him to making shitty merch for weens to buy on one floor and make sure he stays on task on the upper. "Chris, make my merch or you will be homeless instead"
Cadumb should use those entrepreneur skills of his and evolve beyond Chris.God, I hope Christ Chan is being abused, so we can see him on one of those true crime shows. Or maybe, he'll do the abusing. Either way, I hope somehow he ends up homeless. I also hope people think both he and Caden are a gay couple.
Personally, I think this is one of those things that makes you lose faith in God. Rape your mother, get out if jail and live in a better house than you did before....? That home is way better than Chris deserves. He should be sleeping on wet cardboard right now or underneath a big black man named Bubba or Corn Pop.
he might meet the academic standards of Liberty UThe closed bank and commercial storefronts are so depressing. It's very close to the post office which is convenient for the business given that anything else you'd need looks to be 20 minutes away. Memory Lane is also a cute street name. Lynchburg is also where Liberty University is. Chris probably won't go anywhere near there as a transvestite, but holy shit would it be amazing if he was pulling out the attraction sign on that campus. Liberty is Jerry Falwell University. No sex, drugs, or R rated movies with the exception of The Passion of The Christ. Actually, maybe Chris would have benefited from going there. Today, Chris showing up there proclaiming to be the christ would be top tier entertainment.
I agree that Caden can give him even less pittance since he's giving him shelter. I'm sure he thinks his plan to take advantage of a retard is perfect but, of course, it's Chris and he will fuck it all up sooner or later. I doubt until then he will get tired of his cashcow.Seems the best house to take advantage of Chris. You can guilt trip him to making shitty merch for weens to buy on one floor and make sure he stays on task on the upper. "Chris, make my merch or you will be homeless instead"
I suspect Chris is making even lesser of a cut now since housing is probably being worked in. Eventually Caden will get tired of his ass asking for more money for vidya and legos.
I wonder if cabbage patch is staying there, probably not. I bet she sets up the live streams, it would give an explanation why the live streams don't happen very often. If the live streams made money, i would do it every day. Maybe it's because of the fear of losing the tug boat. Anyway, Once she's gone for good, Caden is going to crank the manipulation up for sure.
I'm still not entirely convinced that Caden is a boy,Speaking of Caden and Cabbage, is it possible they are brother and sister? They both look similarly weird.
It's nice how you reminded us that he looks more like a lesbian than Chris ever could. How marvelous. Simply marvelous.Well, since Caden seems to be more important than ever, here's every single image I could find of the retard.
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As a bonus, here's a video Caden made for a high school assignment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgji83lpbtA
I thought so too but after finding his father on facebook, it seems he only has brothers. At least that is what has popped up in pictures so far.Speaking of Caden and Cabbage, is it possible they are brother and sister?
Autism stare, no muscle tone, wears bras publicly for attention... Chris probably thinks they could be twin sisters, tee hee!It's nice how you reminded us that he looks more like a lesbian than Chris ever could. How marvelous. Simply marvelous.
Fishtank.live: Virginia EditionSince the house is clearly set up for multiple tenants, maybe Caden is gonna try to get ADF and Sockness to live there too, then the three of them can have big autistic slapfights for his amusement. It'd be the dumb Virginia white trash autism version of Pokemon.