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Seems the best house to take advantage of Chris. You can guilt trip him to making shitty merch for weens to buy on one floor and make sure he stays on task on the upper. "Chris, make my merch or you will be homeless instead"

I suspect Chris is making even lesser of a cut now since housing is probably being worked in. Eventually Caden will get tired of his ass asking for more money for vidya and legos.

I wonder if cabbage patch is staying there, probably not. I bet she sets up the live streams, it would give an explanation why the live streams don't happen very often. If the live streams made money, i would do it every day. Maybe it's because of the fear of losing the tug boat. Anyway, Once she's gone for good, Caden is going to crank the manipulation up for sure.
 
Seems the best house to take advantage of Chris. You can guilt trip him to making shitty merch for weens to buy on one floor and make sure he stays on task on the upper. "Chris, make my merch or you will be homeless instead"
Possibly, but to go through with it would depend on what constitutes legal residency in Virginia.

There are certain kinds of squatters law that if they're there a certain time they're considered occupants of that house or apartment.

If Chris is living there, Caden would have been smart to follow up on these.
 
God, I hope Christ Chan is being abused, so we can see him on one of those true crime shows. Or maybe, he'll do the abusing. Either way, I hope somehow he ends up homeless. I also hope people think both he and Caden are a gay couple.
Personally, I think this is one of those things that makes you lose faith in God. Rape your mother, get out if jail and live in a better house than you did before....? That home is way better than Chris deserves. He should be sleeping on wet cardboard right now or underneath a big black man named Bubba or Corn Pop.
 
God, I hope Christ Chan is being abused, so we can see him on one of those true crime shows. Or maybe, he'll do the abusing. Either way, I hope somehow he ends up homeless. I also hope people think both he and Caden are a gay couple.
Personally, I think this is one of those things that makes you lose faith in God. Rape your mother, get out if jail and live in a better house than you did before....? That home is way better than Chris deserves. He should be sleeping on wet cardboard right now or underneath a big black man named Bubba or Corn Pop.
Cadumb should use those entrepreneur skills of his and evolve beyond Chris.

Chris, for his part, is undoubtedly a survivor.

For now.
 
Well, since Caden seems to be more important than ever, here's every single image I could find of the retard.
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As a bonus, here's a video Caden made for a high school assignment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgji83lpbtA
 

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The closed bank and commercial storefronts are so depressing. It's very close to the post office which is convenient for the business given that anything else you'd need looks to be 20 minutes away. Memory Lane is also a cute street name. Lynchburg is also where Liberty University is. Chris probably won't go anywhere near there as a transvestite, but holy shit would it be amazing if he was pulling out the attraction sign on that campus. Liberty is Jerry Falwell University. No sex, drugs, or R rated movies with the exception of The Passion of The Christ. Actually, maybe Chris would have benefited from going there. Today, Chris showing up there proclaiming to be the christ would be top tier entertainment.
he might meet the academic standards of Liberty U
 
Seems the best house to take advantage of Chris. You can guilt trip him to making shitty merch for weens to buy on one floor and make sure he stays on task on the upper. "Chris, make my merch or you will be homeless instead"

I suspect Chris is making even lesser of a cut now since housing is probably being worked in. Eventually Caden will get tired of his ass asking for more money for vidya and legos.

I wonder if cabbage patch is staying there, probably not. I bet she sets up the live streams, it would give an explanation why the live streams don't happen very often. If the live streams made money, i would do it every day. Maybe it's because of the fear of losing the tug boat. Anyway, Once she's gone for good, Caden is going to crank the manipulation up for sure.
I agree that Caden can give him even less pittance since he's giving him shelter. I'm sure he thinks his plan to take advantage of a retard is perfect but, of course, it's Chris and he will fuck it all up sooner or later. I doubt until then he will get tired of his cashcow.

Speaking of Caden and Cabbage, is it possible they are brother and sister? They both look similarly weird.
 
Speaking of Caden and Cabbage, is it possible they are brother and sister? They both look similarly weird.
I'm still not entirely convinced that Caden is a boy, I know hes a boy but anything is possible.

Caden might have hired his sister or cousin or whoever to be Chris's chaperone.

Just because Chris was trying to put himself on her doesn't mean they were necessarily dating meaning that the cover story was they're just friends...

Something Chris absolutely of course had no intention of doing and so Cabbage may have ditched him.

All speculation, of course.
 
It's nice how you reminded us that he looks more like a lesbian than Chris ever could. How marvelous. Simply marvelous.
 
Speaking of Caden and Cabbage, is it possible they are brother and sister?
I thought so too but after finding his father on facebook, it seems he only has brothers. At least that is what has popped up in pictures so far.
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I know some are dupes, I just ripped them from the FB account to archive.
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It's nice how you reminded us that he looks more like a lesbian than Chris ever could. How marvelous. Simply marvelous.
Autism stare, no muscle tone, wears bras publicly for attention... Chris probably thinks they could be twin sisters, tee hee!
...which doesn't bode well considering how he's treated other female relatives. :tomgirl:
 
Since the house is clearly set up for multiple tenants, maybe Caden is gonna try to get ADF and Sockness to live there too, then the three of them can have big autistic slapfights for his amusement. It'd be the dumb Virginia white trash autism version of Pokemon.
Fishtank.live: Virginia Edition
 
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