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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I noticed Caden of praetor faggots recently, (in June 2023) bought a house in part of Lynchburg, Big Island VA. 22 mins away from the P.O. Box.
This property change was listed in the Lynchburg, news and advance.
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Where did this sperg get the money to buy this house? He can't possibly have gotten it from exploiting Chris with his retard buddies.
 
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Cybertonia said:
Since the house is clearly set up for multiple tenants, maybe Caden is gonna try to get ADF and Sockness to live there too, then the three of them can have big autistic slapfights for his amusement. It'd be the dumb Virginia white trash autism version of Pokemon.
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I doubt it considering how much Caden and the praetor suckle at Chris' bent duck since he's their cash cow.
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Chris has posted a PO box address. What lovely gifts will he receive this holiday season?
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Considering the incest saga brought Chris into the mainstream and made him morally reprehensible I wouldn't be shocked if some Reddit ween gets hopped up on their psudo-moralistic sense of justification and sends him (phony) anthrax.

I do however look forward to the mailbag segment coming back.
 
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If anyone has lived near or driven through small towns, particularly ones with a small amount of tourism, houses like that are used for commercial and residential. That's probably why it's shaped the way it is with a long concrete "parking lot".
Yep. I just saw the "open/closed" sign and interior below is designed for a small business.
NoReturn said:
Post photos? The archive isn't playing nicely with Tor.
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This isn't all of them since there are ~72 images.
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SaltyFanta said:
Considering the incest saga brought Chris into the mainstream and made him morally reprehensible I wouldn't be shocked if some Reddit ween gets hopped up on their psudo-moralistic sense of justification and sends him (phony) anthrax.

I do however look forward to the mailbag segment coming back.
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Those Praetor dipshits suck and I don't care if reddit retards go and fuck with them. In fact, I hope they get the Cyraxx treatment. Fuck dem niggas.
 
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The sheer amount of autism that went into finding Chris's new house lair is almost on par with the HWNDU flag capture 4chan did a few years ago. I tip my hat to you, Kiwis.

Can't believe the pet lolcow arc is real. It sort of reminds me of retarded families who decide to get a tiger as a pet only to have it completely tear them apart when it gets big enough. I imagine something similar will happen with Chris. He's a living ticking time bomb and the resulting explosion from letting him live in the same house as him is going to be horrifyingly spectacular.
 
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Broseph said:
How does some 20 year old faggot like Caden afford a fucking house?
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Wouldn't take a whole heck of a lot of downpayment money to acquire a crock of shit tinderbox like this building. The place looks like it's one zealously chewing mouse away from an electrical fire. You just know there's a downmarket realtor somewhere in Virginia right now taking his wife out to dinner and telling her "Those stupid fuckers actually BOUGHT the place! Can you believe it!?"

Take a look at where it's at. On google maps, if you adjust the dates you can watch the house across the street become abandoned and dilapidated in real time.
 
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NoReturn said:
House flipping job, you think?
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Definitely. You can see that the house is old and rotting. Anywhere it's exposed and not covered up by fresh drywall or cheap flooring gives it away. For example:
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The way it's built directly into the hillside would make me worry about flooding and mold problems. I would not purchase this house.
 
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