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When will Jack drop dead?

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Jack went to a really hipster looking restaurant and it got an A- cause gud meat.

There's a strange moment where he takes a bite of his burger, he sloppily chomps the top 3/4 of the burger and entirely misses the bottom bun. Tammy points this out and he immediately gives her the pig glare while saying "Oh are you filming, what else should I do?" I read it as him snapping at her but at the same time he almost seems confused. Fat brains getting to him I suppose.
 

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Jack went to a really hipster looking restaurant and it got an A- cause gud meat.

There's a strange moment where he takes a bite of his burger, he sloppily chomps the top 3/4 of the burger and entirely misses the bottom bun. Tammy points this out and he immediately gives her the pig glare while saying "Oh are you filming, what else should I do?" I read it as him snapping at her but at the same time he almost seems confused. Fat brains getting to him I suppose.

Having a pair of dogs, you would think by now TamHam would know not to bother an animal while they're feeding.

Actually, they probably have an auto feeder. She should get one for Christmas for Jack. Just load the fucker up with soy Bacon Bits and sit it next to his Lazy Boy.
 
Tammy points this out and he immediately gives her the pig glare while saying "Oh are you filming, what else should I do?" I read it as him snapping at her but at the same time he almost seems confused. Fat brains getting to him I suppose.
Fuck-stupid and yet still rage-filled. Exactly the type of American Jack embodies.
 

Jack went to a really hipster looking restaurant and it got an A- cause gud meat.

There's a strange moment where he takes a bite of his burger, he sloppily chomps the top 3/4 of the burger and entirely misses the bottom bun. Tammy points this out and he immediately gives her the pig glare while saying "Oh are you filming, what else should I do?" I read it as him snapping at her but at the same time he almost seems confused. Fat brains getting to him I suppose.
That's the face of a man that says, "Dafuq did you just say to me?"
 

Jack went to a really hipster looking restaurant and it got an A- cause gud meat.

There's a strange moment where he takes a bite of his burger, he sloppily chomps the top 3/4 of the burger and entirely misses the bottom bun. Tammy points this out and he immediately gives her the pig glare while saying "Oh are you filming, what else should I do?" I read it as him snapping at her but at the same time he almost seems confused. Fat brains getting to him I suppose.
You linked the wrong video, my dude.
 
Eating out with Jack at this point must be a fucking nightmare. If Tammy had even the slightest amount of empathy she'd make him eat in the car. But she LOVES torturing everyone in the restaurant with her jabba shaped husband.

Jack is too disabled to hold a hamburger, but the tongue shovel still lives.

We see one and a half bites. Jack can't eat.

The bun was fine, Jack is just a shit.

Tongue shovel is something that people without shame do. People with even the LEAST amount of class know that doing that makes you look like a monster.
 
She picked it up from him.

But I've never Jr & Jr do it. But then maybe they just don't get on camera as much. But Jagoff Scalfatty is practically tongue fucking that food before taking a bite.
So out of curiosity, I wondered if Fatty has always eaten like that. The answer is no. If you go back to his oldest videos, he does not stick his tongue out. HOWEVER, "Crispy Cheddar Frico Burger" from 6 years ago Tammy tongue fucks it. You can't see if Fatty himself is doing it from the angle but I don't believe so due to the lack of delay for the tongue to escape his mouth and caress the food.

In Bison Tacos & Burgers(the raw bison burger episode) we do definitely get Fatty "eating it like a taco".

But in Bloody Mary Burgers(grilling) from 11 years ago Fatty absolutely does tongue the shit out of that meat before it goes in his mouth. That said, there are a number of videos where in the first 5 years or so, he actually does eat like a normal human on occasion. So maybe he was only doing it when "meat gud!" No, because 14 years ago in fat on the go Dino's Pizza Burbank, CA he basically uses his tongue like a prehensile tentacle to scoop the pizza into his mouth. But in JUN's SUSHI 13 years ago, he doesn't do it and we repeatedly see him eating without using the tongue. And in Tommy Pastrami - Huntington Beach, CA he's eating a giant pastrami sandwich, with no tongue. Chronic Tacos - Fullerton, CA again no tongue with a food I'd expect him to do it with.

There has to be something that is triggering the tongue.

Kogi BBQ Truck (part 2 Cypress, CA 12 years ago, no tongue.

Whole Hog Cafe - Bentonville, AR 11 years ago, tongues the ribs while eating them.

The Burger Bar vs Super Stack Burger - Burger Wars #10 (Las Vegas), 10 years ago he doesn't tongue the burger before he rams it into his face.

So yeah, after way more time spent looking at Fatty eating, I can't determine whether Tammy did it regularly before Fatty did because she's so rare in his early videos. However, Fatty seems to do it more often over time. Originally I thought it was just food that he thinks might fall... no. Maybe a combination of at least 2 of his favorite food groups(meat, cheese, grease, sugar), no. While this is inconclusive, if I had to make a guess, Fatty picked it up from Tammy based on his lack of doing so regularly early on while the earliest appearance I can find of Tammy eating on camera she looks like she belongs in a hentai with the damn food.
 
Here's the new video, correct link

It's just hilarious that he can no longer hold a burger properly. Watching this man try to eat is a weight loss video. He looks like he's in his eighties.
Alright, love you guys, take care.
This seems to me to be an odd way to close a YouTube video, but I barely watch anything, so I wouldn't know.
 
Jack's Black Power fist with the dying arm will never not be funny or appropriate. Now it's dead and he can't even walk.

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Probably has the consistency and smearing properties of spackle.

"Bring the whole roll Tam"
God loves the humble, and wearing simple things to church is better than wearing flashy things, but don't you have anything nicer to wear to worship service? Also, that look of extreme constipation is not exactly aew inducing.
 
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