DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Negative Toxic Loser]

That's pretty optimistic, I watched him go through the Watase family yesterday and it was the definition of his boring as fuck facetanking Slug'n'Chug Yakuza "gameplay." He went through 3 fucking energy drinks when fighting every miniboss and he still managed to beat it. Didn't bother dodging, blocking or learning any of their movesets, he just spammed the light light light light heavy heavy khambo. He's probably gonna buy a shitton of healing items and beat it by a war of attrition since the bosses can't heal themselves.

I say this from experience, as someone else who is shit at this game and just face tanks it. I have invested a good bit of points and cash into health and damage. Dave is not very good at paying attention and if his reactions in SF/CoD are anything to go by, he will get hit by a few of these super moves and get destroyed.

I am just warning of some possible good salt at the end of the game.

 

[Brother Wind]

Since DSP had another segment pigsplaining his heinous and disgusting views on charity, I feel compelled to say this: DSP, you are an utterly contemptible cunt.

All his rants on this topic boil down to is "charity is supposed to be a sacrifice and I won't do it if it also benefits myself", but in his asshole mind he doesn't realize (or he does realize and refuses care) that he's reducing charity purely to its performative aspects with that notion, exactly the thing he's pretending to try to avoid.
DSP you stupid fucking moron, you utterly despicable leech on society, charity is not for you to "do" a sacrifice and be a good little roman-catholic, or for you to get publicity, it's TO HELP someone.
It's obvious he sees nothing but the fundraiser and what he calls "raising attention" in a charity, not the actual charity.

Who cares if Mr. Beast makes some money while also doing a good thing (I have no idea if that's true, i don't give a shit about Mr. Beast)?!
In reality of course Dave is just too greedy and self-obsessed to put some goal beyond himself and his disgusting little household into the limelight. Man, I hope this piece of shit gets what's coming to him soon.

It is magnitudes worse now that he has been playing up the season of giving. As in you need to give out gifted memberships to the chat. Just donate endlessly to his cause. Where he will shout it out with much pomp and circumstance. That doesn't violate his beliefs. I wonder whyyyyyyyyy

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What the fuck

My expectations of his laziness was so low and somehow he went lower. How fucking lazy and stupid. What did he think would happen?

Dood, bugged pot mechanics, you morahn!

Seriously though, you have to wonder if that plant is now dead because Phil just kept throwing water on it and overwatered it.

 

[BlastMonk]

Dood, bugged pot mechanics, you morahn!

Seriously though, you have to wonder if that plant is now dead because Phil just kept throwing water on it and overwatered it.

Knowing Phil and his backwards and strange way of doing things he probably watered it everyday while also placing it somewhere that got no sunlight

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Knowing Phil and his backwards and strange way of doing things he probably watered it everyday while also placing it somewhere that got no sunlight

Do you think he talked to it like the hamsters?
"Hello, Mr.Plant. Would you like some water today. Gulp, gulp, gulp, oh that water is very yummy isn't it? I hope you are able to make delicious sugars through phoTosynthsssthsss. Yaaassssss."

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I say this from experience, as someone else who is shit at this game and just face tanks it. I have invested a good bit of points and cash into health and damage. Dave is not very good at paying attention and if his reactions in SF/CoD are anything to go by, he will get hit by a few of these super moves and get destroyed.

I am just warning of some possible good salt at the end of the game.

In that case I can see it, I think I saw him be left with a sliver of health when he fought the Watase captain that had the recycled moveset from the fatboi from 6 but that's because his mortal attack is a grab. Is the last boss' mortal attack a grab? If so then yeah he's potentially fucked.

Do you think he talked to it like the hamsters?
"Hello, Mr.Plant. Would you like some water today. Gulp, gulp, gulp, oh that water is very yummy isn't it? I hope you are able to make delicious sugars through phoTosynthsssthsss. Yaaassssss."

He also watered it with Brawndo, it's got what plants crave.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I managed to get a gifted membership the other day and I took some screenshots of the nominations for the up coming Adpocalypse. This list is massive btw and almost all submissions are by Derich.

Spoiler: Big gay list

Sorry its all uneven it was to big for my tiny screen when editing.
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fucking lmaoo Derich is co-hosting this year

 

[Agent Proper]

I managed to get a gifted membership the other day and I took some screenshots of the nominations for the up coming Adpocalypse. This list is massive btw and almost all submissions are by Derich.

Spoiler: Big gay list

Sorry its all uneven it was to big for my tiny screen when editing.
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This is what Phil's true and honest fans look like.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I managed to get a gifted membership the other day and I took some screenshots of the nominations for the up coming Adpocalypse. This list is massive btw and almost all submissions are by Derich.

Spoiler: Big gay list

Sorry its all uneven it was to big for my tiny screen when editing.
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In five years from now no one will remember these people.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

In five years from now no one will remember these people.

I'm pretty certain people will remember Derich, he'll be around as long as Phil streams. Hell, he's been around longer than Kat.

 

[Lord_Point]

Knowing Phil and his backwards and strange way of doing things he probably watered it everyday while also placing it somewhere that got no sunlight

my money is he and fat keht just used a kitchen sink hose to spray across the room to water it. Almost no chance they would have the motivation to fill up a glass and waddle it over to the plant.

This is what Phil's true and honest fans look like.

I think the great embarrassment is derich probably isnt a true and honest fan. He uses phil the same way he uses cam girls, like a cheap hooker. He just wants to hear the people on the computer screen say his name and give him attention. When he gets a job or becomes a ward of the state im betting none of his income goes to Phil since he gets all the attention he needs from Phil for free.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Thankfully, being the mature and responsible adult that Dave is, he doesn't have to worry about that. Because his foot in the grave parents who've been on death's door for 5 years now buy him food for Thanksgiving every year.

At least we know which parent Philipo gets his love of spending money from, now.
"She grew up with the Home Shopping Network and QVC. If she sees something she wants, she buys it!"
Where have we seen THAT behavior before?

 

[Corpun]

I managed to get a gifted membership the other day and I took some screenshots of the nominations for the up coming Adpocalypse. This list is massive btw and almost all submissions are by Derich.

Spoiler: Big gay list

Sorry its all uneven it was to big for my tiny screen when editing.
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Derich for the love of God go touch grass or get laid or something. Actually forget the second thing, knowing your habits that would end up a crime scene.

I'm still laughing at his recent explanation that he had a large potted plant on the floor that he didn't have a drip tray under and he just kept watering it, and now the wood floor underneath where it was is warped.

I'm sorry what? Was he giving it water every day as well?

 

[Agent Proper]

I think the great embarrassment is derich probably isnt a true and honest fan. He uses phil the same way he uses cam girls, like a cheap hooker. He just wants to hear the people on the computer screen say his name and give him attention. When he gets a job or becomes a ward of the state im betting none of his income goes to Phil since he gets all the attention he needs from Phil for free.

There has only been a few times over the years that Derich has actually contributed to Phil's financial needs. The time he used his Mommy's credit card to tip Phil without her knowing. He use to let Twitch ads run 24/7 to scrape bits to give to Phil, you can imagine how he spent that down time. He even worked at a Toys R' Us which is scary as fuck. I assume his parents keep all of his money on lockdown.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Watching the new lolcowlive episode and saw this in chat.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

So I am watching TBS and they're talking about the dishwasher, which I swear he got fixed, but apparently I am wrong. It was his food disposal that he got fixed and ignored the dishwasher. I did however, notice something interesting about when Dave bites his nails... He doesn't spit the nail out. He fucking eats it.

Spoiler: He fucking eats the bitten nail piece

Timestamp: 1:11:57 if the link doesn't work.

Also who owns/currently handles PigPigGo.re? Can I send this life saver some money?

 

[Major]

How is Phil surviving now that he can't rack up credit card debt?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

How is Phil surviving now that he can't rack up credit card debt?

He can still get cards they're just those predatory as fuck ones with the 27% api.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I did however, notice something interesting about when Dave bites his nails... He doesn't spit the nail out. He fucking eats it

Finger tips help Phil the most right now.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Is there a clinical term for how DSP uses snorts, throat-clears, and burps to assert authority over his chat? He could basically do anything that someone could get LIMBed in for protesting about, but specifically being a gross loser seems pathological. He's talked about his post-nasal drip, but we also know he can control it because he didn't do it at all during the bankruptcy hearing and the Sidescrollers interview.