Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[King Kiwi]

Frankly I'd rather people use they or call Chris by his last name. At least that implies you don't wanna play along with both his delusions and clownworld but are trying to sidestep around the eggshells it's forcing people to tread on.

Christ.

 

[Jewthulhu]

IS HE SUCKING ON A FUCKING DILDO

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So is Chris going all-in on being gay a new thing? I know there was an old post about offering BJs but I figured that was the Idea Guys.
Half wondering if this is Caden's influence.

 

[King Kiwi]

So is Chris going all-in on being gay a new thing? I know there was an old post about offering BJs but I figured that was the Idea Guys.
Half wondering if this is Caden's influence.

I suppose in this instance at least Chris has a place to stay.

I mean they're taking advantage of Chris but at least he gets something; at least until the IRS comes knocking.

Oh, Chris, please stay out of trouble at least until after Turkey day.

 

[XpLuda]

Also, was Bob really a Shriner or is that just something /x/ made up? I've heard it a couple times now I think, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was. He was no saint but he's the only person in the whole CWC story I truly feel bad for. It seems like he always tried to do what he thought was best.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, was Bob really a Shriner or is that just something /x/ made up?

It's not in his CWCki article. That doesn't mean it couldn't be true, but that article is pretty exhaustive.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Legit question, what is Chris's self-admitted goal to his currently 40-year-old existence?

It sure as shit isn't finishing the comics, without financial support or incentive at least, he will not touch them as it has been shown.
The only thing I consider to be a possible goal is to father Crystal Chandler, but at this point I've heard so little of her from him that I don't even know if he still remembers her.

Is he just waiting his own clock out until the merge happens all the while trying to manipulate some woman to have sex with him?

 

[King Kiwi]

Legit question, what is Chris's self-admitted goal to his currently 40-year-old existence?

It sure as shit isn't finishing the comics, without financial support or incentive at least, he will not touch them as it has been shown.
The only thing I consider to be a possible goal is to father Crystal Chandler, but at this point I've heard so little of her from him that I don't even know if he still remembers her.

Is he just waiting his own clock out until the merge happens all the while trying to manipulate some woman to have sex with him?

I was just coming here to say that exact same thing!

With the pile of green these filthy bastards are raking in, it's very possible that Caden could adopt and allow Chris to be the father he always wanted to be.

No one in their right mind is going to allow Chris to adopt or let him have a surrogate, the only other option for him to have sex with someone and the likelihood of that is very scant as well as the idea that he could actually conceive with all that HRT.

But if they are on the path they are right now with Chris having a house with Caden (I wonder where the honeymoon will take place) there's every possibility Chris is going to try to obtain that goal.

It's very possible he won't succeed but I think we should keep a lookout next year you never know what they're going to be up to next.

 

[Seija Kijin]

Legit question, what is Chris's self-admitted goal to his currently 40-year-old existence?

It sure as shit isn't finishing the comics, without financial support or incentive at least, he will not touch them as it has been shown.
The only thing I consider to be a possible goal is to father Crystal Chandler, but at this point I've heard so little of her from him that I don't even know if he still remembers her.

Is he just waiting his own clock out until the merge happens all the while trying to manipulate some woman to have sex with him?

I think he genuinely can’t think about the “bigger picture” outside of naive surface level wants and just lives on impulse.

 

[Zellogi]

Legit question, what is Chris's self-admitted goal to his currently 40-year-old existence?

It sure as shit isn't finishing the comics, without financial support or incentive at least, he will not touch them as it has been shown.
The only thing I consider to be a possible goal is to father Crystal Chandler, but at this point I've heard so little of her from him that I don't even know if he still remembers her.

Is he just waiting his own clock out until the merge happens all the while trying to manipulate some woman to have sex with him?

I thinks at this point his goal is simply to make Crystal a reality, that’s the only thing he’s never been able to make real in any way possible. He ‘completed’ his love quest albeit in possibly the most terrible way imaginable, and he’s been genuinely successful selling Sonichu since even 2014. So that’s where I think his goals are at this point, other than that it’s just same old Chris chan bullshit, spending too much money on games and trips to Maccy-D’s every day except with more god complex sperging and incest.

 

[Shrlurmp]

If Chris is too retarded to have any new ideas then what is the Ficship game a ripoff of?

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

If Chris is too retarded to have any new ideas then what is the Ficship game a ripoff of?

TSSSFF ?
It is literally a ~7 year old (?) card game that involves shipping mlp individuals with one another, it's not a rip-off of anything it is it's own creation, someone else's mind you.
Chris just decided to make unofficial "DLC" for the game In the form of new cards, cards that "could" be used in play, although they broke the game because they're either overpowered as shit or nonsensical, and all of it done on patreon money that was ment to go to the comics lol lmao.
He can't create anything original.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It seems the way "Honor Roll" writes is always that broken "look how edumacated I am" stuffy wannabe-royal-decree-sounding tl;dr-ing.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

If you had the money and the reason (say your new job was in Ruckervil) would you buy 14 branchland or would you just buy a different house in the same neighborhood? What you want to do with the land is your choice.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I was just coming here to say that exact same thing!

With the pile of green these filthy bastards are raking in, it's very possible that Caden could adopt and allow Chris to be the father he always wanted to be.

No one in their right mind is going to allow Chris to adopt or let him have a surrogate, the only other option for him to have sex with someone and the likelihood of that is very scant as well as the idea that he could actually conceive with all that HRT.

But if they are on the path they are right now with Chris having a house with Caden (I wonder where the honeymoon will take place) there's every possibility Chris is going to try to obtain that goal.

It's very possible he won't succeed but I think we should keep a lookout next year you never know what they're going to be up to next.

I hope Caden adopts a Natalia Barnett - esque child that smothers Chris in his sleep.

 

[Shrlurmp]

If you had the money and the reason (say your new job was in Ruckervil) would you buy 14 branchland or would you just buy a different house in the same neighborhood? What you want to do with the land is your choice.

Even if I could get a deal on it leveraging the fact that the home has a history of infestation, fire, probably needs a litany of put off repairs, has a documented history of being absolutely fucking disgusting to the point that it could have had rotting cats in it at times, probably has piss stained floors, has a reputation that will bring weens around if not Chris themself, and probably will get me doxxed in the CWCiki? No.

Also, raised ranch homes in the style of Chris' suck. The focal point of your home two open awkward ass stairways with three landings rather than something like a sitting room or mud room. It doesn't really leave a lot of privacy for a family. It's like an apartment where you can almost always hear what someone above or below you is doing. There's a reason why Chris' room was nowhere near Barb and Bob's. You'll end up primarily using the side door, if there is one, and if you need to move furniture up or down those stairs; good luck.

 

[Makov]

Is there any update on the "gal-pals" that Chris was friends with? I am not Chris or any sockpuppet account or anything, and my inquiries are based on actual curiosity rather than whatever Chris's feelings are.

 

[King Metalia]

Legit question, what is Chris's self-admitted goal to his currently 40-year-old existence?

It sure as shit isn't finishing the comics, without financial support or incentive at least, he will not touch them as it has been shown.
The only thing I consider to be a possible goal is to father Crystal Chandler, but at this point I've heard so little of her from him that I don't even know if he still remembers her.

Is he just waiting his own clock out until the merge happens all the while trying to manipulate some woman to have sex with him?

Chris I don't think has ever had a plan for his life. Or at the very least a plan for after finishing high school. Even when he was a kid he never once thought the question of what he wanted to be when he grew up.

 

[D is for Stupid]

If you had the money and the reason (say your new job was in Ruckervil) would you buy 14 branchland or would you just buy a different house in the same neighborhood? What you want to do with the land is your choice.

If I had stupid amounts of money, I would knock everything down and make it into a open to the public park. Jungle gym, a running track and a gazebo so people can picnic. And possibly name it Bob Chandler park or kiwi park.

I would squeeze all the lemon juice from that turd and make something positive.

 

[Artaius]

If I had stupid amounts of money, I would knock everything down and make it into a open to the public park. Jungle gym, a running track and a gazebo so people can picnic. And possibly name it Bob Chandler park or kiwi park.

I would squeeze all the lemon juice from that turd and make something positive.

Hopefully it just gets torn down by the city and left to rot as a vacant lot that within a few years get's covered up by the surrounding nature.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

If I had stupid amounts of money, I would knock everything down and make it into a open to the public park. Jungle gym, a running track and a gazebo so people can picnic. And possibly name it Bob Chandler park or kiwi park.

I would squeeze all the lemon juice from that turd and make something positive.

Sounds like a idea or maybe I'd gut the place and turn it into a halfway house for addicts or the mentally ill/group home.