Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Here's the new video, correct link

1. The slurring and jacked up voice are getting worse.
2. Former successful Hollywood "talent manager" doesn't recognize modern industrial design. "Looks raw and kinda cool. I love this design "
3. Jack decides that even with his fucked up voice he is gonna provide the play by play as everyone takes a bite of their food. He is audibly annoyed that Tammy decides to eat a loose shrimp from her taco instead of biting into it. He then tells her "Now bite that taco. Please." as if she gave him a serious case of blue balls by not immediately smashing the taco in her face.
4. For whatever reason Jack decides to really ham it up in this video like he used back in '09 but he now looks and sounds retarded. He pops the yolk of the egg in his burger and then presses down hard on the bun and moans "OH MAN, ITS GUSHING ALL OVER!".
5. He genuinely pondered how to eat the burger for a second before reaching down to pick it up

6. I agree with @TheMovieGuy that we can't discount an acute episode of confusion when he gives Tammy the death glare. After all, he had to consciously think about how to eat the burger just a few moments before.
7. Jack is rude as fuck to their guest and is super passive aggressive towards her just because she isn't ready to answer his question even though the cunt didn't even address her by name.
8. He is effusive in his praise of the restaurant but then docks them to an A- because buns were flaky and dry .

In conclusion, Jack is an insufferable piece of shit.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Happy Thanksgiving Foodjacks. May your meal be worthy of an earnest lick.

 

[p1138]

6. I agree with @TheMovieGuy that we can't discount an acute episode of confusion when he gives Tammy the death glare. After all, he had to consciously think about how to eat the burger just a few moments before.

Thinking about this... it reminds me of that family guy clip where Peter forgets how to sit. It gives me hope for someday an outtake existing where he's on his last legs, forgets wtf he's doing, and just smashes a burger into his forehead.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

You linked the wrong video, my dude.

I am so stupid

 

[Andoxico]

I know it's been said a hundred times before but it never ceases to amaze me how much this fat faggot lacks self awareness.

 

[crowabunga]

I know it's been said a hundred times before but it never ceases to amaze me how much this fat faggot lacks self awareness.
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Now I want to try one of these, just to spite the blob. One of those packages as a treat seems like a reasonable amount of KitKat for the average person.

Don't get MATI like I did, kids! That's how the Big KitKat advertisers GETCHYA.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I know it's been said a hundred times before but it never ceases to amaze me how much this fat faggot lacks self awareness.
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wait until he sees the japanese flavors
theres like 30 of them or some shit

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

I know it's been said a hundred times before but it never ceases to amaze me how much this fat faggot lacks self awareness.
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It's a fucking candy bar of course it's not going to be good for you. You're not supposed to shovel all of it down in one sitting then get another bag and do the same thing you fat imbecile. Why would a candy bar company make healthy snacks? It's impossible to not a-log this guy he is constantly one of the dumbest and most ignorant mother fuckers on the internet.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Its takes like this that show just how astronomically retarded Jack is. Yeah most people write on the computer nowadays, but handwriting is still used for checks, signatures, and heaven forbid someone may need to write somewhere they can't just type on their computer. Maybe Jack should pay attention to those preschool shows he watches if he needs to understand why this is an important skill.

You really only need to know your initials in cursive, the rest can be scribbles. Not like anyone in the coming generation will be able to read further than that.

I know it's been said a hundred times before but it never ceases to amaze me how much this fat faggot lacks self awareness.
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This is why the west only has chocolate Kitkats and the Nippons have hundreds of flavors to choose from. Maybe if they sold a roast beef Kitkat he'd change his tune. GET YOU CHOCLATE.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

wait until he sees the japanese flavors
theres like 30 of them or some shit

Thirty? Dude there's been HUNDREDS of them. Literally at last count there's been over 400 flavors of Kit Kat in Japan. Sure you only see maybe a dozen of them at any time but they're always coming out with new ones or bringing back old ones.

But none of that matters because Jagoff would never eat one because they're full of sugar. You know. That stuff that he doesn't eat because it made him sick and gives you cancer but he still totally eats it and carbs whenever he can?

Now I want to try one of these, just to spite the blob. One of those packages as a treat seems like a reasonable amount of KitKat for the average person.

If one Kit Kat bar is too much sugar for you then you've failed at life.

I know it's been said a hundred times before but it never ceases to amaze me how much this fat faggot lacks self awareness.
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He's just virtue signalling to anybody who actually pays attention to him. He wants people to believe he's into healthy foods but then we have him making cookies from cake mix that are rolled in powdered sugar. Kinda sending mixed messages here.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

I know it's been said a hundred times before but it never ceases to amaze me how much this fat faggot lacks self awareness.
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I find it ever so amusing how fucking dense this fat fuck is when he makes statements like this in all aspects of his life.

Has almost half a dozen strokes/health issues from a shitty poor diet, but has the constant urge to boast about how candy and sugar is bad.

Same goes for his religion. Somehow in his brain since he says hes a Christian he thinks he gets a fast pass to heaven and sky daddy will fix all of his problems for him if he just says Jebus enough. All of this in his mind makes him better than the rest of the crowd despite being a shitty human who exhibits the opposite of the virtues preached in that religion.

Its just very funny how he keeps going on to make these posts despite having tons of evidence of him contradicting himself. Hes just trying to do what he does best, larp as hard as he can to a small audience so he can feel like a big boy.

Pretty funny how in the post about him shitting on kit kats there is the blueberry muffin one....kind of like how he stroked out eating a blueberry muffin.

 

[biggacracka]

Pretty funny how in the post about him shitting on kit kats there is the blueberry muffin one....kind of like how he stroked out eating a blueberry muffin.

Maybe that's why he's angy about them kitkats? I think he may have some kind of ptsd regarding blueberry muffins now. Of course he probably think it was the blueberries and not the muffin who caused his latest stroke

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Happy Thanksgiving Foodjacks. May your meal be worthy of an earnest lick.

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[Kuritan Deplorable]

Thirty? Dude there's been HUNDREDS of them. Literally at last count there's been over 400 flavors of Kit Kat in Japan. Sure you only see maybe a dozen of them at any time but they're always coming out with new ones or bringing back old ones.

And most of them are fucking awesome. The tea ones are always great, love 'em. You'd think a consumerist glutton would love the variety and experimentation. Always funny how Jack insists on virtue signaling against his own interests and vices though. Nobodies gonna buy your healthy life LARP, and pretending to be mad is just gonna make you actually mad.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I know it's been said a hundred times before but it never ceases to amaze me how much this fat faggot lacks self awareness.
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Is Jack saying this because of the Blueberry Muffin flavor?

But also lol that Jack keeps going on his sugar causes cancer agenda but it's fine to eat heavy sandwiches regularly.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Thirty? Dude there's been HUNDREDS of them. Literally at last count there's been over 400 flavors of Kit Kat in Japan. Sure you only see maybe a dozen of them at any time but they're always coming out with new ones or bringing back old ones.

dont challenge me with a notice like that. i am a diabetes and i will kill myself on this wild kitkat hunt

 

[Aunt Carol]

dont challenge me with a notice like that. i am a diabetes and i will kill myself on this wild kitkat hunt

Some of the Japanese Kit Kats are made to be baked; you put them in a toaster oven on the "toast" setting and they brown up nice.


Usually it's pudding-type flavors, or cheesecake.

 

[p1138]

dont challenge me with a notice like that. i am a diabetes and i will kill myself on this wild kitkat hunt

They also do regional versions specific for prefectures, events, holidays, collabs, etc. I've had a bunch over the years(probably a few dozen) and I can say that there's maybe a handful that I simply didn't like, none of them were actually gross.

Weirdly enough, KitKat also had a store at some mall in Canada for a few years where you could customize the fillings and they had some fancier "premium" versions as well.

Fatty of course cannot grasp the concept of eating something in moderation as a treat, thus his hate for sugar. "But if taste gud, need to eat till stomach full. Stomach full of sugar bad!" That is his default thought process with food.

 

[Piggle Rick]

The sheer arrogance of demanding a fucking candy company make “healthier snacks” instead of just grabbing a piece of fruit/veg or one of the many healthy commercial snacks that already exist. Never change, Jack, it’s all about you…

 

[densedance]

The sheer arrogance of demanding a fucking candy company make “healthier snacks” instead of just grabbing a piece of fruit/veg or one of the many healthy commercial snacks that already exist. Never change, Jack, it’s all about you…

Yeah it's crazy how delusional and narcissistic that guy is. You could literally show him his latest video where he's literally struggling eating that fucking Burger with his only functional arm & he wouldn't want to project.