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Procrastinhater said:
This is one stalker that should definitely Enjoy Prison.
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Jeff? Or Kelly? Bc Kelly (as of the date of the piece) wasn't a stalker (first actually attended concert of Tiffany's was during the filming), just weirdly obsessed. Jeff, on the other hand, had gotten a legal 3-year "stay tf away from her" years beforehand. And Jeff had Aspergers (per the film/total rainman type, though not particularly savant-ish, just an obsessive, cataloging mind, and also kind of a self-centered asshole). If you haven't watched it, it's worth a view.

Procrastinhater said:
'Nam lasted a long ass time, Indochina fell in 1955, and we didn't pull out until Saigon fell in '75, most people think it was a 1960's war because of the music associated with it but Vietnam was the Boomers Afghanistan.
Ended the same way too.
Watching the chaos of our pull out from Afghan after Biden fucked up the withdrawal plan was like watching old news footage of the Fall of Saigon.
In fact I think Kabul was worse, we didn't leave millions of dollars of shit for the Gooks.
A lot of people in my generation had Dads and Uncles who were served in Vietnam. My Dad wasn't but my Uncle was.
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My dad (80) joined up during Vietnam and went on remote tours but did not go there.

Agree Kabul withdrawal was sloppier, but Afghanistan had just a fraction of the cultural influence in the US vis-à-vis Vietnam. Afghanistan was relatively peripheral for the US in general, whereas Vietnam involvement was a whole national/ cultural engagement. None of our military actions since Vietnam have been so central to cultural and civilian life. (Korea was also not so central, albeit moreso than Iraq and Afghanistan). It takes a lot to galvanize this country.
 
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SimplyScrumptious said:
normal humans just take their pills without informing everybody. Usually on their break or in the privacy of the bathroom stall. Only munchies and troons want the world to know about their medications outside of family.
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Why would you even want to tell your coworkers that you're taking medication? I know the answer is these people are attention seeking whores, but it is astounding that they are so socially dense that they are unware that medication is hot gossip in the workplace and that's in the best case scenario. Worst case scenario, it's used against you and the next thing you know, you're being fired because the workplace snitch lied to the higher ups about your "drug problem".

SimplyScrumptious said:
Why do they do this fucking smirk.
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Checked profile and it’s every. single. photo.
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LavenderMenace said:
Alright ppl, tomorrow is Thanksgiving in the United States and Canada.
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This is my favorite time of year because everyone starts airing their personal grievances with their family on social media and it is always the most batshit stuff. Will someone's pooner cousin claim that the cranberry sauce is non-binary? How about a crunchy SIL and her breast milk casserole that she brought for dinner? Did Gram Gram almost blow everyone up while smoking a cigarette and using her oxygen tank at the same time? Did Uncle Pablo regale everyone with a whimsical tale about the frog people that keep breaking into his house to use his toilet? I hope one day we get one where two MtF troons begin a brawl with each other over who passes better during dinner. Bonus points if the better looking one has been making passive aggressive comments to the other one for years.
 
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Surfin Terf said:
I hadn't noticed the resemblance, but no, that was "Meredith Talusan".


The chest scars are barely visible (and not noticeable if you aren't looking for them). Rare for them to actually want to hide them these days.
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The main issue she has is the fact that the mastectomy gave her permanent nerve damage in the area, causing chronic pain.
 
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This is a win, but boyfriend is too brain-damaged to see it.

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Help finding a therapist​


I’ve been seeing my therapist for a few years and I think he’s wonderful in countless ways. But—and based on the header, you knew there would be—I’m having a very difficult time as I begin moving towards transitioning. He doesn’t get it. At all. He’s been trying to guide me towards being a flamboyant gay man. He’s actually talked about how I would not be an attractive woman, in the cis straight male magazine cover sense, and that I would lose the privilege of my “maleness” and become more marginalized than I already am. He’s wanted me to define masculinity and femininity with regards to myself which makes me question what feels right.

So. Yeah. I would love to hear from anyone from NYC who has any recommendations, particularly if they work on a sliding scale.

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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Jeff? Or Kelly? Bc Kelly (as of the date of the piece) wasn't a stalker (first actually attended concert of Tiffany's was during the filming), just weirdly obsessed. Jeff, on the other hand, had gotten a legal 3-year "stay tf away from her" years beforehand. And Jeff had Aspergers (per the film/total rainman type, though not particularly savant-ish, just an obsessive, cataloging mind, and also kind of a self-centered asshole). If you haven't watched it, it's worth a view.


My dad (80) joined up during Vietnam and went on remote tours but did not go there.

Agree Kabul withdrawal was sloppier, but Afghanistan had just a fraction of the cultural influence in the US vis-à-vis Vietnam. Afghanistan was relatively peripheral for the US in general, whereas Vietnam involvement was a whole national/ cultural engagement. None of our military actions since Vietnam have been so central to cultural and civilian life. (Korea was also not so central, albeit moreso than Iraq and Afghanistan). It takes a lot to galvanize this country.
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I watched it its pretty good, and yeah I meant Jeff. He reminds me of the guy that try to kill Bjork then painted himself red and put a pistol in his mouth.
He was retarded and/or autistic too.
Spoilered because it's not relevant to the thread.
I think the reason Vietnam has more of a hold on the national psyche is the draft, there was never any draft for Afghanistan or Iraq, everyone was volunteers. Vietnams draft was like a Sword of Damocles that hung over the head of an entire generation, you never knew if or when you were gonna get called up and it took a lot of people who were never military inclined and netted them up and threw them into the meat grinder. That meant it affected a way wider range of and more people than any war since WWII. It was also the first war that was widely pumped into people's living rooms, sure you had footage of WWII, but it was sterilized by propagandists before broadcast, you didn't have Cronkite on the evening news showing you injured GI's, and burning villages, and guys reporting about fuck ups like Da Nang and the Tet offensive right as it happened.

That shocked and affected people who weren't desensitized to it like we are, and Vietnam was a foreign war and involvement in a place most people at the time couldn't find on a map for nebulous purposes, "defeating World Communism" there wasn't a direct Cassus Belli like the World Trade Center, as dubious as it was the War on Terror could be understood by normies as a response to a hostile act on domestic soil, instead of being dragged into what most people saw as someone else's fight, we were responding to an attack like Pearl Harbor.
War weariness and the military having its hands tied meant Afghanistan dragged on for far longer than it needed to, and it lost popular support, but I remember the mood just after 9/11, I was in my 20's when those Towers fell, we wanted payback, invading Afghanistan had a lot of support at the time. Iraq, not so much, even people I knew that supported going into Afghanistan saw Iraq as GW wanting to finish what we should have done after Kuwait to impress his pappy.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
That was really good. Not really a tranny, though. But intersex (I'll assume that wasn't a lie) and severely brain-damaged is a rough road. I did like when Kelly told Jeff to stfu, because everyone should tell Jeff to stfu. Jealous little rainman.

As for Tiffany, what is it about that plain vanilla girl that brings out the weirdos. Not just the two in the movie, but even those dudes at the Santa Cruz concert (one seemed normal until, "Tiffany rocks!". Then I knew he was a loon, too). Santa Cruz, but still. She's had more than her share. On the other hand, how bizarre she does the smiles and poses with Jeff after having once had a restraining order against him and when clearly does not enjoy seeing him.

Htf is Kelly 31, btw? Dad served in Vietnam* (which would mean his would be around 80ish, if alive), and no 31 yo in a 16-day coma at 16 would have been brought a Tiffany cd at the hospital - must be early 50s, which would align with dad's age and Tiffany's popular/teen time ('86,'87). That unblinking fib was funny - as was Jeff's rivalrous response.
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Glad you enjoyed it. I do feel bad for Kelly, apparently they have (at least had) an open Facebook as well. I only wish them the best as it's apparent that if not intersex per se, they did have SOME physiological differences unrelated to the car crash judging from the high school pics. I howled at Jeff's crystal apparatus to talk to Tiffany psychically, with the bicycle helmet decked out with lights and all wired up for the experience.

To all, have a great Thanksgiving - I am thankful for my sanity at this point lmao.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Jeff? Or Kelly? Bc Kelly (as of the date of the piece) wasn't a stalker (first actually attended concert of Tiffany's was during the filming), just weirdly obsessed. Jeff, on the other hand, had gotten a legal 3-year "stay tf away from her" years beforehand. And Jeff had Aspergers (per the film/total rainman type, though not particularly savant-ish, just an obsessive, cataloging mind, and also kind of a self-centered asshole). If you haven't watched it, it's worth a view.
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Short follow-ups from a/the original director, 15 years later:

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Idaho Battle Barn said:
I'm pretty sure the first poster is using filters for the 'after' photo, since his skin is smoothed out. ...And he still can easily get clocked as a guy.

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He looks like he might be a potential Buffalo Bill, and it seems the money spent on the FFS was wasted as you can barely tell the difference.

Twice Baked Turnip said:
This is my favorite time of year because everyone starts airing their personal grievances with their family on social media and it is always the most batshit stuff. Will someone's pooner cousin claim that the cranberry sauce is non-binary? How about a crunchy SIL and her breast milk casserole that she brought for dinner? Did Gram Gram almost blow everyone up while smoking a cigarette and using her oxygen tank at the same time? Did Uncle Pablo regale everyone with a whimsical tale about the frog people that keep breaking into his house to use his toilet? I hope one day we get one where two MtF troons begin a brawl with each other over who passes better during dinner. Bonus points if the better looking one has been making passive aggressive comments to the other one for years.
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I never had to contend with arguments with family members around Thanksgiving, as everybody in my extended family becomes very chill and low key when we were all together on Thanksgiving in the past, even if opinions on things differed wildy...it was just never brought up.

However, in years past, around the late-1990's, to around the 2010's...it became increasingly popular for the woke malcontents in popular culture to shame people for celebrating Thanksgiving and to call for the holiday's cancelation because it is apparently a "celebration of native American genocide" and "colonialism".

The woke crowd still gets triggered by Thanksgiving from time to time, but you do not hear from them around this tine of year as much as you did a decade or so ago.
 
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I have no idea why the hell you would pay a therapist to simply cheerlead your delusions. The whole point of therapy is to confront your busted thinking about yourself. It’s not actually meant to be painless and life affirming. That dude’s therapist was doing him the biggest favour anyone will ever do him, and the dude’s response is to go looking for a handmaiden.
 
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LavenderMenace said:
The comments are supportive as always
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I love how trannies try to cheer up other people by essentially doing their version of troubleshooting your PC and seeing a comment that says "works on my machine".

"I'm having issues with my self-esteem! Help!"
Tranny: "Well, I don't, hope it helped!"
"T-Thanks..."
 
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