Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[4stardaysbahbe]

I imagine him ending like STAN, but instead of making a voice recording to Eminem, he is sending a DM to the anime rabbit or EJ with Coomalot in the truck.

I think you mean sending a DM to Josh and his soft eyes. Our poor Null only gets weirdos falling in love with him.

Midlife crisis hits hard. You see a shitload of trannies in mid40'S saying they are having '' a second (girl) puberty''. Rekieta isn't looking to troon out but he's certainly picking up the retarded anorexic teenager shit ala Eugenia Cooney

Of all the trannies, the midlife crisis married men with children trooning out is probably the worst of them. The autists that get brainwashed I can somewhat understand, same for the porn addicts. The midlife crisis married men I just cannot fucking comprehend.

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Jesus fucking Christ on a crutch. His eyes actually roll back when he laps up that drop. How fucking pathetic of an alcoholic are you, Nick? You look like you're having an orgasm from that one little drop, what the actual fucking shit is wrong with you. I know you'll never pull up but seeing yourself like this should be a fucking wake-up call dude. Even other alcoholics would say this is crazy!

Edit: HOLY SHIT! I didn't realize he had his fucking pills in his mouth there what in the actual fucking shit are you doing Rekieta! PULL THE FUCK UP! Do you seriously want your fucking children to see you like this? You're gonna fucking kill yourself before your children can even become adults, man!

 

[Nod Flenders]

The fuck?
Rekieta, just swallow your "tic tac" medicine pills with water like a regular person...

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He's just asking for a hospitalization, or worse.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

In this clip, Nick says there's only 4 people in lawtube that can be trusted (plus him...he's a special case cause he won't lie to you and always argues with you). The rest lies and manipulates people into...subbing to them.

Any guesses on the 4?

He names them, but it's hard to tell because even slowed down the his voice is too slurred to make it out clearly.

- Legal Vices, even gets a special shout-out for always being a real one, seems Mindset has been ousted from the inner circle?
- Lead Attorney
- Gosney
- Branca

Lead Attorney and Branca aren't really lawtubers though. Lead Attorney I don't think was ever considered fully part of Lawtube, he was more off doing his own thing, and Branca is not really a streamer first. I think Joe and the Australian dude may be included in his 4 good streamers. Certainly they have both been on Nick's streams lately.

In terms of who Nick is pissed at, the most obvious candidate is Legal Mindset (as I stated earlier). The big clue that the LawTube streamer he's talking about hating so much in particular is Legal Mindset was that Nick implied that he was complaining about the situation to a "friend". Which probably means Drexel. And he'd complain to Drexel about Legal Mindset because Drexel regularly guests on Andrew's show.

Other individuals he would be mad at include Sean and Kurt, the latter for the drama with Megan on a recent stream. He's implied that Kurt invited himself onto the stream.

Lawtube Civil War imminent?

It's possible. Andrew is a drama hound. He also probably understands the dynamic that Nick is going to passive aggressively seethe about him constantly, put him on a "list" where he is blacklisted from Nick's show (Nick already admitted not inviting him to the recent drama stream), likely talk shit about him behind the scenes, and in general do damage to his channel until Andrew eventually responds. At that point, Nick will present himself as a guileless, blameless victim. We have seen this cycle happen with other people at least three times in the past year alone.

Knowing that the situation will inevitably descend into open conflict eventually as Nick drunkenly complains about you until you are forced to respond, Andrew's best move is to go scorched earth immediately.

Andrew doesn't really play the "I hate drama" game. He literally leaked his super chats with Megan behind a paywall

If he decides to take the gloves off Nick is fucked. I wouldn't be surprised if Nick is grovelling in DMs today to avoid that from happening.

He is becoming the convergence of DSP and Ethan Ralph.

I'm glad to see more people mention the comparison with DSP. Nick basically has the id of Ralph and the ego of DSP. He has the alcohol abuse problems and tendency to overreact to the smallest slights as Ralph. But it tends to morph into the passive aggressiveness of DSP. A lot of the tics Nick has are identical to DSP: repeatedly stating how much he hates "drama" and is done with drama as he engages in drama, refusing to identify people he is talking about while talking about "drama" even though it's plainly obvious who he's talking about, and so forth.

 

[mfalkner]

Jesus fucking Christ on a crutch. His eyes actually roll back when he laps up that drop. How fucking pathetic of an alcoholic are you, Nick? You look like you're having an orgasm from that one little drop, what the actual fucking shit is wrong with you. I know you'll never pull up but seeing yourself like this should be a fucking wake-up call dude. Even other alcoholics would say this is crazy!

Edit: HOLY SHIT! I didn't realize he had his fucking pills in his mouth there what in the actual fucking shit are you doing Rekieta! PULL THE FUCK UP! Do you seriously want your fucking children to see you like this? You're gonna fucking kill yourself before your children can even become adults, man!

This isn't a "lemme make sure this doesn't spill" action. you can easily do that with your thumb. This fag is lovingly licking that bottle like a dick-crazed slut at a frat party

 

[AnOminous]

Edit: HOLY SHIT! I didn't realize he had his fucking pills in his mouth there what in the actual fucking shit are you doing Rekieta! PULL THE FUCK UP! Do you seriously want your fucking children to see you like this? You're gonna fucking kill yourself before your children can even become adults, man!

I believe you just Nickmaxed.

 

[Fools Idol]

No one ever learns. We all just keep ground around in circles. Nick is repeating the same mistakes that destroyed so many e-celebs. The drugs/drinking, weird sex stuff, back stabbing and losing sight of your audience and what they want are all here.

It's pretty obvious observation but do you guys think Nick has noticed that he's getting into a lot of drama these days?

 

[AnOminous]

passive aggressively seethe about him constantly

This is why Nick is such a cocksucking pussy. If he ever does this to you, the response is not to treat him like he can be reasoned with, but treat him like the sad ass-fucked little bitch he is, call him an utter cunt, and just curb-stomp him American History X style. Do not ever put up with pathetic passive-aggressive bitch shit like this. Stomp the fucker.

This isn't a "lemme make sure this doesn't spill" action. you can easily do that with your thumb. This fag is lovingly licking that bottle like a dick-crazed slut at a frat party

Imagine being on this level of a cocksucking jizz-gargling faggot, and the evidence is in public, and you're obsessively reading your own thread to see what a complete faggot you look like, and you see this, and you just continue sucking cock and gargling jizz.

This is your life, Nick.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick did another LOCALS. (I was a day behind with the last)

- Apparently some woman sent her picture in during the show and he pulled it up. It sounds like it was part of a body positivity idea, becuase he talked about changing beauty standards.

- Nick targeted off the above to talk about how Biblical 'modesty' was about ostentatious wealth and not skin exposure. It was about flaunting your own status to draw attention from the service at temple. You can have more revealing clothes that are tasteful and not meant as an invitation for more. This is one of Nick's biggest problems with the modern church.

- Chat actually pushed back. They cited Adam and Eve. Nick said that it was shame that made them cover themselves. Shame was wrong. They were alright to be naked because they were secluded and alone on the planet, as far as they knew. They were only shamed becuas they were hiding from Gid and were afraid someone else might come along who better exemplified God's image.

- 'Genesis 2 is a complete fucking analogy'. The 'who did Cain and Able marry?', is the smoking gun evidence of that. Only modern Christians thought the first 3 chapters are literal. As someone who grew up Catholic and became Protestantism, he can tell they are both wrong.

- All Christian sects are idol worshippers. They venerate the cross and the image of the Bible. They say the Bible is both simple and complex: full of allegory and literary genius but understandable by sub 80 IQ people.

- He said Paul and Peter told people to keep their faith a secret and follow all laws and taxes becuase they might die. It was about personal evangelism and following all earthly law otherwise you deserve persecution. He cited COVID lockdowns and the upset there would be if there was a messiah defying the government. That was the point
The Bible is not equipped to tell people how to live in modern times without persecution.

- Chat asked him to explain the joke, and he had to explain he was serious. (Maybe they will wake up?)

- His big gotcha was Joe Biden being in power and all powers being ordained by God, as said in the Bible, and it being said to never challenge the government and Christians not accepting just complying being a contradiction.

(It seems like Nick is saying that modern audiences have to interpret what is applicable and what is not. Also, we have governments that allow people to vote in much of the world. Is he saying they do not need to because Gods will always be done?)

First attempted post went weird, but thankfully retyping encourages brevity:

Spoiler: spoilered for your convenience

While Scripture does warn against flaunting wealth due to pride it is obvious why Nick thinks it doesn't apply to people flaunting their bodies if they are proud of them (in addition to ignoring warnings against lust). Nick just wants to be naked as much as possible as often as possible and wants others to do the same. Nick should at least try to define what tasteful yet revealing means in a church context.

If Nick is going to argue that covering shame is wrong then he should also account for God providing them with animal skins (Genesis 3:21). The question of who Cain and Abel married isn't the smoking gun Nick thinks it is. Genesis 6 clearly shows that human genetics now aren't what they were back then. Then there is the way that biblical genealogies focus on the man and only mention the woman if they hold some importance. Nick should at least try to account for these things before waving his "smoking gun" around.

While there are some professing Christians that place undue importance on "idols", this isn't encouraged in Scripture and they will have to answer for it. As for keeping one's faith a secret from the government, Nick sounds like the Pharisees and Herodians trying to get Jesus arrested in Mark 12:13-17. Christ acknowledge that people will be persecuted because of Him in Matthew 10:16-22, but trying to biblically justify the persecution of Jesus' followers or His message is insane.

Nick claiming that all the governmental powers of the world are justified in whatever they do betrays a lack of understanding of how the Lord deals with nations. When there is an unjust ruler it is evidence that the Lord has given them over to their sin and thereby sins reward. It is not an endorsement of all earthly governance being justified in all they do.

 

[Neetorino]

Edit: HOLY SHIT! I didn't realize he had his fucking pills in his mouth there what in the actual fucking shit are you doing Rekieta! PULL THE FUCK UP! Do you seriously want your fucking children to see you like this? You're gonna fucking kill yourself before your children can even become adults, man!

Cough. Cough.

Source: https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/modafinil-addiction/modafinil-and-alcohol/

This motherfucker is trying to BoozeMax using his narcolepsy meds. And those days he "doesn't remember" are also covered by this practice. What a faggot, I hope to god you don't do this on nights before you have to drive.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

First attempted post went weird, but thankfully retyping encourages brevity:

I think the underlying tone of his complaints is: "Actually being Christian is difficult and I don't like any difficulties in my life unless I create them."
You can analyze specific parts. Like the wealth thing is just wrong. There is nothing wrong with being wealthy in of it's self or showing it off but with the pride specifically.. Or the Iconoclasm as being the go to attack vector of formally protestant bitter non Christians. Those feel like Nicky trying to one up Christianity and claim to be more virtuous than your average Christian.
He has taken his approach to everything in life and applied it to Christianity. I know better than you in fact I am better than you at X thing. You can take your advice and shove it. It sounds like a lot of work and besides I don't need advice I am perfect.

 

[FedPostalService]

I think the underlying tone of his complaints is: "Actually being Christian is difficult and I don't like any difficulties in my life unless I create them."
You can analyze specific parts. Like the wealth thing is just wrong. There is nothing wrong with being wealthy in of it's self or showing it off but with the pride specifically.. Or the Iconoclasm as being the go to attack vector of formally protestant bitter non Christians. Those feel like Nicky trying to one up Christianity and claim to be more virtuous than your average Christian.
He has taken his approach to everything in life and applied it to Christianity. I know better than you in fact I am better than you at X thing. You can take your advice and shove it. It sounds like a lot of work and besides I don't need advice I am perfect.

“Let he who is without sin take his wife to Jamaica and watch her get gang banged by a herd of black bulls” - Jesus

 

[AnOminous]

This motherfucker is trying to BoozeMax using his narcolepsy meds. And those days he "doesn't remember" are also covered by this practice. What a faggot, I hope to god you don't do this on nights before you have to drive.

What a bunch of bullshit. This faggot doesn't have narcolepsy, he's just so drunk he's barely capable of remaining conscious at the best of times.

He's just a drunk and a faggot.

 

[Iron Hamster]

In terms of who Nick is pissed at, the most obvious candidate is Legal Mindset

as opposed to legalbytes?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Plus he's downing four figures in utterly empty calories from booze. And probably at least triple digits in black jizz.

Nah, I think he farts that out so Lady Ours can get her weekly meal.

Combine this with his comment not too long ago that whenever he's dehydrated that he drinks a caffeinated beverage, he's heading down a nasty trajectory. That's not even touching the hard drugs he's admitted to using.

His sole health concern is not being fat... which is yet another similarity to DSP and his cope that he's healthier than ever because he's lost weight in recent years (thanks, Total Wine). Meanwhile his arms and legs are atrophied to twigs as his balding head is dripping with hair dye, trying to maintain the facade. You reap what you sow!

He’s gonna get kidney stones so fucking bad. I drink like a liter of water every time I have an energy drink or coffee in the hopes that it’ll help me get rid of the calcium, caffeine, and oxalates. Some studies show it does, but pray for me as a decade of nearly daily caffeine indulgence will likely increase my chances regardless.

Rekieta going sodium heavy with alcohol and energy drinks is gonna be bad.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

His hand is a completely different shade from his face. I’d say it’s either alcohol flush, or he’s been experimenting with some of Our Wife’s self tanning products.

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Could be Raynaud's phenomenon. The discoloration shouldn't carry over passed the fingers though.

Could be related to his mystery "worst day" diagnosis (Raynaud's is classically associated with lupus).

Could also be triggered by Modafinil or whatever other stimulants he's abusing.

Happy Thanksgiving Balldoman! Have a drink, or six it's a holiday you deserve a rest from all that work you do.
Place your bets now will balldoman be falling down drunk before noon?
How many times will our wife be reduced to tears?
How many of the children will be yelled at until they cry?
Will the balldos actually cook or order their dinner?
Did balldoman drunkenly overcook the turkey until it's dryer than our wife's pussy when balldoman touches her?

Did anyone masochistic enough to listen to Rackets happen to overhear his holiday plans? Dinner with Kayla's folks? Travel south? Hosting out-of-town guests? A wild Drex appearance?

I really like AV.

This is from chat's speculation re: Nick's 4 inner circle Lawtubers in good standing. And is female.

I'm having a brainfart. Who is AV?

Sean, Megan, and the Ladyboy fucker pissed him off didn’t they. I’m guessing Barnes, Runkel, and the SelfDefense Guy all quietly told him to fuck off with the drinking.

Robert Barnes was just on with Megan Fox a week ago live with Nick, making it unlikely he's on the naughty list.

 

[Captain Manning]

as opposed to legalbytes?

Legalbytes hasn't been relevant for a long time now. More than a year, in fact. She kinda just does her own thing away from the rest.

Balldo's Gate is right. The two he's probably the most pissed off at are Andrew and Sean. They've been taking pot shots at Nick. Especially Sean.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Legalbytes hasn't been relevant for a long time now. More than a year, in fact. She kinda just does her own thing away from the rest.

The two he's probably the most pissed off at are Andrew and Sean. There've been taking pot shots at Nick. Especially Sean.

Haven't been following this thread for awhile. I could swear I recently watched a Legal Mindset stream where he said he had no problems with Nick.

 

[Pomniman]

The fuck?
Rekieta, just swallow your "tic tac" medicine pills with water like a regular person...

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Look at this "man" and try to tell me he hasn't sucked at least a thousand miles of cock.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Haven't been following this thread for awhile. I could swear I recently watched a Legal Mindset stream where he said he had no problems with Nick.

None of these pissants come out and admit they have beef. It's all teenage mean girl "I love Stacy, but she's such a whore!"

 

[Captain Manning]

Haven't been following this thread for awhile. I could swear I recently watched a Legal Mindset stream where he said he had no problems with Nick.

And he's also called Nick gay and been increasingly open with criticism.

It's not whether anybody actually has a serious issue with Nick. It's whether thin-skinned Nick perceives members of Lawtube as not kissing the ring Balldo enough. Both Sean and Andrew have been pushing their luck in that respect. Sean moreso than Andrew. Nick gets the most angry when he feels slighted by people he believes should be subservient to him.