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bile demon said:
Smartphones and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race. It didn't take long for the Internet to turn to shit once being at home at a computer was no longer required to access it.
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AOL bringing the Internet to the unwashed masses was the first step.

Eternal September.
 
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Remember I talked about an apartment I was looking at that was in the same block as my kid's best friend, but the area kinda sucked?

Went to see it.

IT FUCKING SUCKS.
Aside from not being in great condition, something particularly notable is that it had the worst bathroom mirror I've ever seen. These two tiny warped ovals, I couldn't believe it.

I'll say tho, the lady from the real estate agency was fffffucking hot... on the body. Full hourglass, small waist, tastefully big ass, resounding gongas. But the face? Best I can describe it is a pug who is also native Incan. The butterfacest woman I've ever seen.

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Saw other places, real estate agents were regular older ladies, ugly in the normal way; but the apartments were better. Well, no, one was worse, but I saw another earlier today that I really like and I think I'm gonna give it the shot.

Pity that the kid won't be able to see her friend all the time, but the benefit is not enough to make it worth living there. And the one I want is not that far from the other, just a few blocks, surely we can arrange frequent visits.
 
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What is the point of wisdom teeth. Are they a throwback to ye olden days where you'd start running out of teeth in your youth and they were the replacements? Do I really need to be in my 20s and still teething? I don't feel any wiser I feel dumber because my face hurts
 
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cybertoaster said:
Also I'm finally getting a couple grey hairs, far later than most dudes and thank god I'm not going bald.....but it still fucking sucks.
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When the time comes, if it does, embrace the bald and bic it. Living in denial of hair loss is among the saddest thing a man can do.

Hear ya on the graying, my beard straight up went half silver after the whole lockdown fiasco and I'm the youngest of my brothers. Oldest doesn't have a single graying hair and he's got ten years on me, the fucker.
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Sounds hokey, but I've been taking meditating a lot more seriously over the last year, been easier to just let go and whatever happens happens. It's pretty liberating when you truly stop giving a shit about what is ultimately trivial day to day BS.

Have stayed off nicotine cold turkey for three years now as of this month, pretty damn chuffed about that! I was puffin it down like man with a lust for lung cancer, cbd tinctures helped me kick the habit where everything else failed if anyone is curious.
 
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Just lazing around like I've been wanting to do. I'm playing some of my Steam games and emulators. Reading a few books. Right now I'm reading the Confederacy of Dunces. Just enjoying being as useless and inert as humanly possible. I'm sleeping in a lot lately too. Times like this sometimes make me wish I was a NEET, but there's no way I could make that work.
 
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davids877 said:
AOL bringing the Internet to the unwashed masses was the first step.

Eternal September.
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AOL was its own shit which is good because it acted as a containment space for normies, they would stay in their little playpen where everything was easy to use instead of shitting up the place. Had the normies stayed in these walled gardens things would've been way different.

Even when the internet went open on september '94 you still needed a fucking compsci degree or autism to connect, it wasn't all icons and pics like AOL, it wouldn't get anywhere near user friendly until 98-99 which is when AOL started to bleed customers.

And even then it was all people who could buy a computer, put it together, manually install the necessary programs, config the modem and then connect thru a clunky UI that was 90% text. There's no comparison to smartphones, these things are retard-proof, everything is a touch away, which is why zoomers have the same level of tech retardation boomers have because they grew with this shit and can't even figure out an install wizard let alone a command line.
Bagronkleton said:
When the time comes, if it does, embrace the bald and bic it.
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Nah not losing any hair, my dad isn't bald either so I guess I'm safe.
Bagronkleton said:
Oldest doesn't have a single graying hair and he's got ten years on me, the fucker.
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How old is he?
 
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cybertoaster said:
How old is he?
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Old enough to have at least some blonding or silvering around the temples. But, like mentioned, the cheeky bastard doesn't even have an off color hair on his whole gob, not even after dealing with his kids in their hellion stages. In six years or so I'll be lucky to have any color in the beard at the rate it's going.

Might as well start working on my ho ho ho ho laugh just in case some heft gets packed on later.

As for hair, how were the hairlines of the men on the family of your mother's side? That's the real indicator. Gramps was bald AF, so I took true to his legacy real fast.
 
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Going grey isn't all that bad if you're a guy. Got my first ones at 14, but both sides of the family grey really early. At least I got that really nice silver grey from my father. I looked like I was 40 when I was 25. It's never really bothered me, though. I'm just glad I'm not balding, still have a nice thick head of hair, even if little of it is still brown.
 
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cybertoaster said:
I take he's 40 then? I only got a few random white hairs, not even together, but once again: still sucks.

Same, no baldness.
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Mm 40, yeah we'll go with that for conversation sake.

You lucky bastard...
Just joking. I'm honestly a little jealous when hearing about people who shave their head once as a joke or something and it doesn't grow back. Got a widow's peak here that would make vegeta do a double-take, so it's just easier and more dignified to stay domed.
 
Second Sun said:
Steam sale being on has highlighted how much I don't care - about games or anything. I've still got a huge backlog of games as well as torrented movies and shows, but simply can't be bothered with any of them.
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Hey man, I hope you're okay. Depression sucks the joy even out of our most favorite hobbies. I hope you're able to find something that sparks your excitement soon.
keytar said:
What is the point of wisdom teeth. Are they a throwback to ye olden days where you'd start running out of teeth in your youth and they were the replacements? Do I really need to be in my 20s and still teething? I don't feel any wiser I feel dumber because my face hurts
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Just don't do what I did and wait too long to get them pulled. Worst fucking pain of my life when they started to decay. I still feel phantom nerve pain shooting up into my sinuses or through my jaw sometimes.
 
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bird.up said:
headspace
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That is one of the most annoying zoomer terms I have ever heard. It's called "temporarily feeling bad" and it is a normal part of life, you fucking faggot. If you can't handle biological human emotions then take karate classes or join the military. If that won't work then join a cult.
keytar said:
I don't feel any wiser I feel dumber because my face hurts
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Well said. "Wisdom" teeth are fucking gay. Mine all came in half assed and casued me pain in both my face and wallet (getting them removed) later in life.
Second Sun said:
Steam sale being on has highlighted how much I don't care - about games or anything. I've still got a huge backlog of games as well as torrented movies and shows, but simply can't be bothered with any of them.
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I never got into Steam or GOG but I do appreciate how they make cool old shit available to people who probably would have never experienced it. ...That being said, just learn how to set up DOSBox, SCUMMVM, and all the various emulators available now, find the places where the game files are stored and you can gayme to your hearts content.
cybertoaster said:
AOL was its own shit which is good because it acted as a containment space for normies, they would stay in their little playpen where everything was easy to use instead of shitting up the place.
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OMG! I remember the first time I ever used AOL. My gf and I were staying for a few days with a family that had it. They had gone to sleep and we were looking at random shit. Just to fuck with her, I typed in "sex with animals".....it actually brought up sites for that. *shudder* My internet cherry was popped. Today, Goatse is hilarious and Lemon Party is tame to me. lol

Enough drunken power leveling for one night though. How am I? I am thoroughly convinced that my brain will do anything to avoid washing dishes at home. Among other distractions I decide to go onto Kiwi Farms and sperg like a tard.(tm) JUST GO FINISH THE THANKSGIVING DISHES, RETARD!
 
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Ewan McGregor said:
One of my friends is completely losing it and another one had been contemplating suicide.

I am completely blackpilled about politics, society, work, friendship, love or the future and the only thing I care about is lifting as much as I can at the gym.
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I can relate to that. There isn't much to be optimistic about. Also sorry to hear that your friends are in similar shoes.
 
Blamo2000 said:
I can relate to that. There isn't much to be optimistic about. Also sorry to hear that your friends are in similar shoes.
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My friends are in worse shoes.

I still have some god damn sanity left, thank God.

Though I was close to lose it too some months ago.

I'd elaborate but it's too hard a PL.
 
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