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SecretMagicalGirl said:
In a way , I pity Chris because he is unable to distinguish between people that actually tried to help him, and people that are just using him to profit on his e-fame.
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Honestly at this point I don't.

Chris is a broken individual but he's not completely innocent in all this. Sure he's a tard that believes in his own e-fame and it's not helping that people want to buy Sonichu merch. Anybody that does that is just feeding into his delusions and driving his further down the rabbit hole. But he's stolen money from Barb, he's used her to get donations, he's refused to work or even do things that people have paid him for and yet people still give him pity.

You reach a point where you have to accept that he's a retard and will always be a retard.

ForgedBlades said:
My question for the last few months has always been how sustainable this is. I legitimately don't know. I assume that the Etsy sales peaked in the first couple weeks of his return. Once every retard who wants one has a bag of rocks or 3D printed figure, are they really going to keep buying? How many drawings can he realistically sell?
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It was the same thing when he started selling Sonichu medallions and pieces of Christory. People were literally buying the most autistic stuff possible like the Sonichu totem and his original striped shirt for ridiculous amounts of money just to say that they had gotten something.

All these years later and the medallions are still selling. There's obviously a market for this and it hasn't run dry yet.
 
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What does the "Joined October 2023" mean?
Is that when chris got the app? If so, and considering you get ~15xp per lession, how the fuck did he acquire 22k finnish points in less than two months? Is it humanly possible to do like 1400 lessons in that time?
Can you buy microtransactions to boost your XP, or do you get some streak multipliers?

Also, amethyst is chris' birthstone. I wonder if he'll stop at this league because of it.
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It’s just entirely possible that Chris has an aptitude for languages. He did learn Spanish in classes pretty alright if I recall. It would be ironic considering his disabilities are largely centered around not understanding human communication well.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
Honestly at this point I don't.

Chris is a broken individual but he's not completely innocent in all this. Sure he's a tard that believes in his own e-fame and it's not helping that people want to buy Sonichu merch. Anybody that does that is just feeding into his delusions and driving his further down the rabbit hole. But he's stolen money from Barb, he's used her to get donations, he's refused to work or even do things that people have paid him for and yet people still give him pity.

You reach a point where you have to accept that he's a retard and will always be a retard.
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Yeah, maybe in the beginning Chris truly was innocent, and I'm talking golden age period, where he was just an angry, horny tard that genuinely didn't seem to have a working concept of society because his parents had tried to brute-force their autistic child into being normal by pretending nothing was wrong to begin with.

I think the breaking point for where Chris could be considered innocent, however, is the macing incident, if not slightly earlier because he was committing petty vandalism with the Sonic Boom game covers. I remain convinced the sole purpose of that whole event was Chris intentionally trying to provoke somebody to have an excuse to use the Mace, to feel 'empowered', based off shit he read on the internet. He went to a location he knew was banned and was expecting there to be an altercation...only there wasn't one in the way he was hoping and when the Manager was walking away, the video shows Chris looking both ways like a child making sure it's safe before using the mace.

At that moment, Chris demonstrated he understood what he was doing was wrong but did it anyway. Forever cementing what he'd proven a dozen times over that the only thing that matters to him at the end of the day is his own self-serving interests, innocents be damned.

It only got worse later when the whole 'affair with mother 'happened and Chris straight up acted like it was 100% okay that he fucked his mother. He only recanted later because it managed to get through his skull that everybody was saying bad things about him because he claimed credit for doing so.

Now he's finally moved out (or rather forced out) of 14BC and technically living on his own, he's under no influence from Barb anymore and Cayden obviously is going to be hands-off as much as possible for his golden goose to keep being a nutcase screaming about how G4 needs five more seasons or else North Korea is going to nuke the planet or something.

FiveStarAce said:
Imagining all the steps a Person had to take to get Chris in this Situation and thinking "Yeah, this will end well!" Makes me feel not so dumb.
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Cayden made tard wrangling Chris into a literal profitable enterprise and really, he just needs to keep Chris on a leash to make sure he doesn't do anything utterly stupid. And then I would suspect if Cayden's gotten this far, he probably has an escape plan that would allow him to cut Chris loose at no risk to himself.

Kid plays his cards right, he might be able to somehow spin this into being a small time celebrity's agent. Handling Chris likely is on par with dealing with somebody in the small time with a drug problem.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
It’s just entirely possible that Chris has an aptitude for languages. He did learn Spanish in classes pretty alright if I recall. It would be ironic considering his disabilities are largely centered around not understanding human communication well.
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Are you sure you're not confusing Chris' aptitude for Spanish with that Liquid Chris? Even a decade ago his Spanish was pretty ass. I can't imagine he got great grades unless the standards in high school really were that low.
 
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FiveStarAce said:
No matter how much you make by exploiting Chris, you'll never get your dignity back
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For me personally, it's less about monetizing a retard and more about injecting his own unfunny bullshit into said tard. The Cult shit is a perfect example. Caden is extremely unfunny. If he was just collecting tard bux for feeding and homing his pet retard, I'd have no opinion of him. However, he actively manipulates Chris and injects his extremely unfunny content. Which I guess is to be expected, the only people who Chris will let get close to him are people who actively roleplay and affirm his lunacy.
 
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Rupin said:
Why not hustle Chris? Do you see the way people throw their money at Chris? Caden turned him into a job. Chris is the goose that lays the golden eggs. Caden’s group made six figures off of selling Chris’s junk and he bought a house, probably with the money he made off of Chris.
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I agree, but imagine he had used that business acumen for a less... "high risk" venture. Because after all, we're talking about a literal motherfucker retard who believes himself to be God, and who, like some other people have said, has an insatiable love of plastic. Then you'll be dealing with weens and orbiters trying to "harass" you, and if something goes slightly wrong you'll be dealing with the authorities one way or the other (occupancy laws, whipping a literal tard into producing content).

Are those six figures worth it? What if he made 5 as some rando working for a normal firm or something? I think that'd be better.
 
Some Badger said:
Are you sure you're not confusing Chris' aptitude for Spanish with that Liquid Chris? Even a decade ago his Spanish was pretty ass. I can't imagine he got great grades unless the standards in high school really were that low.
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His spanish wasn’t that bad, i’ve definitely heard worse out of people who aren’t retarded.
 
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Null's schizo theory from like a month ago, starts at 10:32, ends around 13:32
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[SCHIZO]
I don't think Joah's theory is schizo, but there's a bunch of details from Revelations that needs explanations in christory. For example, the Anti-Christ is supposed to have a mortal wound that doesn't kill him.
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oh man LORE! tasty tasty

i absolutely believe him learning Hebrew is for the whole Jesus bit, but Hebrew isn't actually a very old language, biblical Hebrew can be interesting but the stuff taught on Duolingo is modern Hebrew spoken in Israel, yknow for communicating in the country and such? It has been revived and revamped and almost entirely 'filled out' in the 1800 onward, making it relatively new in that sense, nearly every single word spoken now is no older than that.

the antichrist theory is true
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
It’s just entirely possible that Chris has an aptitude for languages. He did learn Spanish in classes pretty alright if I recall. It would be ironic considering his disabilities are largely centered around not understanding human communication well.
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Even if he learned Spanish reasonably well, Finnish is notorious for being difficult to learn and nearly impossible to become truly fluent as an adult.

There is a lot of insanely subtle context which can only be learned by being raised in it.

For anyone interested in moving to Finland, I would recommend learning Swedish instead of Finnish as that is much more possible to become fluent in and Swedish speaking Finns are the most privileged minority in the world.
 
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