Containment Random Chris Updates

[A Grey Cat]

What discord user in their right mind would give themselves a title that's so horribly close to "predator"?

They think they're being clever and named themselves after the pretorians. The bodyguards of the emperor of ancient Rome.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Caden looks like a pooner. Two faggots living together. I hope Chris makes life miserable, that's what you get for pozloading my neghole.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Double bait makes it not bait.

No one knows what's actually happening with Chris. Just saying.

 

[FinnSven]

Generation X and millennials just laughed at him, pranked and trolled him, with some bleeding heart sympathizers.
Gen Z turn him into an art commodity.

I fucking hope he doesn’t eventually end up as the Andy Warhol of the late 21st century.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

I fucking hope he doesn’t eventually end up as the Andy Warhol of the late 21st century.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B095F3762C/

He might.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

All this, plus this house was built in…1920, according to the listing. Not good.

There’s factories/paper mills/whatever right across the street (Caden’s newly purchased wreck is at bottom right of this pic, circled)
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Another view of the neighborhood. There’s a line of factories and smokestacks all along the river, right across the street (again, the house is circled.)
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NOT a nice neighborhood. Would not buy.

So literal sweatshop conditions.

 

[BScCollateral]

Chris has no interest in taking care of himself, and has driven away every person who actually wanted to do good by him. "Exploited by salesman" is probably the best he could reasonably hope for.
As long as Praetor doesn't make him do something illegal or do it themselves, this is what a Chris Wins scenario looks like.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

At this rate I wouldn’t be shocked if I found out Cyrax and Amos Lee start hanging out with Chris-chan in real life.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

For whatever reason I've never heard of this Caden faggot but seeing that picture of him, the first thought that came to mind was that it looked like something that needed to be cleansed out of humanity's gene pool due to pure weakness. What a weird feeling.

 

[Artaius]

I'll never understand. Caden is a good hustler, I have to give that to him. But why hustle Chris?

The desire to be apart of Chris' story is like that feeling you get when doing dishes and have an unnatural dark thought when handling the knives for weens. The Call of The Abyss I think.

A smart person would look at Chris and want nothing to do with him and avoid becoming a side character to his lore. But the allure of clout and tugboat payouts is too much for the weak willed to resist.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Well, since Caden seems to be more important than ever, here's every single image I could find of the retard.

Spoiler: Caden Peck

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As a bonus, here's a video Caden made for a high school assignment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgji83lpbtA

Motherfucker morphed from disabled boy to straight up hideous pooner, jesus.

 

[glue eater]

I cast vote for a hobo saga: I think Chris will become new Andy Dick, from world famous comedian (intentionally or unintentionally) into coach surfing in the houses of a-logs/weens trying to squeeze money or fame from washed out Chris' presence.

I take no joy in having called this.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

It reminds me of this.

 

[Rupin]

I'll never understand. Caden is a good hustler, I have to give that to him. But why hustle Chris? Especially when you're so bad at producing good content? Is there some Wolf of Ruckersville Street shit going on here that I'm not understanding? Why wouldn't you go and find something else to grift off of as opposed to fucking with some of the most autistic motherfuckers on God's green Earth, many of whom are the same people who doxed Shia LaBeouf's stream of an opaque window based off weather patterns and bus hours?

It's like having the option between dealing drugs to the any normal cartel but picking Los Zetas because you think they're cool.

Why not hustle Chris? Do you see the way people throw their money at Chris? Caden turned him into a job. Chris is the goose that lays the golden eggs. Caden’s group made six figures off of selling Chris’s junk and he bought a house, probably with the money he made off of Chris.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

My question for the last few months has always been how sustainable this is.

That's really a good question. Caden's main two goals at the moment seem to work against each other: he wants to keep Chris safe and on a leash so he can produce content, but at the same time he's banking on the reputation of somebody who earned it by being unsafe and unleashed. This stunt might have worked before the sinking of the S.S. Barbussy but now most of his new audience seems to be malicious actors and young people who only know Chris from YouTube documentaries. Once the initial hype of seeing him after the jail of fail saga fades out, that audience is going to expect more shock and drama than a pill zombie Chris can provide.
Maybe Caden will get "lucky" and Chris will get in trouble again on his own, but that's unlikely since he is barely allowed to leave the house unsupervised anymore. And considering that now he'll share responsibilities with Chris and he's not made of Teflon, that'd be as "lucky" as finding a rolled up $50 bill down your urethra. The only alternative is to fabricate drama but I don't see Caden being competent enough to pull it off. Another element to consider is that Chris won't remain docile for long, once he feels safe again it would be very very hard to make him do anything ge doesn't want to, and any short-term success will be disastrous for Chris's ego in the long run.
All considered, it's a race against time I don't see them able to win so I'd like to share some ancient Chinese wisdom for Praetor: a buck-broken electric hedgehog pokemon makes no bucks. Also dont put all your eggs in one basket case.

 

[Ponzo]

Why the hell is Chris learning Finnish?
I wonder what fake name he'll give himself?


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Barbson Modirfukinen

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Seeing the progress in figuring out Chris, I think we don't even need Flutter's identity, as she is just a pawn of Praetor. The only thing we can get that would really expose Chris is his new phone number and getting access to his e mails.
Over the last few weeks I have been checking his emails and stuff to see if I can get anything worthwhile out of them and find a way through which someone could get access to his accounts. I cannot social enginner people and do not have an american phone number, but as most of Chris's emails have his old phone numbers linked to them, you could probably call AOL and request a change.
From my findings:
Twitter:
login CPU_CWCSonichu
connected to ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com
requires a phone that ain't any common ones
Google:
email cwcvilleguardian@gmail.com
not connected to any known phone number
email anighttochristine@gmail.com
seemingly removed
email imamrc@aol.com
connected to (434)760-0848 and (434)990-(01/098
chrischansonichu@aol.com
connected to c......ss@gmail.com, unknown email connected to (434)990-(01/098
cwcsonichu@aol.com
connected to I....n1@gmail.com
itsamecwc@aol.com no backup
ILuvVaginatables@aol.com seemingly removed
Throwaway emails that Chris/others used or use but I have no clue on them
sonichumanager@gmail.com
praetorllc@gmail.com
stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com
volcanoinsuranceidiot@yahoo.com
several more that I only have the first few and few last ones, but didn't write them down

Via Whitepages, I have also managed to get these, but it isn't anything that we didn't know before. Of note is that the number ending in 55 is actually Barbara Chandler's, and was used a few times during the Financhu Crisis Saga.


There's also no Barb on Whitepages. No email info from there because I would have to pay another 20 bucks for it, and one was enough.
If we wanted to try to get some insight into Chris (NO USING THIS INFO TO TROLL HIM, I WANT THIS USED ONLY TO LEARN OF HIS SPENDINGS AND HIS CURRENT SITUATION), the best bet would probably be either of the two aol emails. Gmail would also be very important, but we have no info that can help us on there.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Chris is learning Finnish for a new type of pokeymon: Spurdochu the electric bear pokeymon.

Spurdochu, go out abd perkele for the extreme!
Ebin, Fadder : D : D : D

Ah, such a pleasure to see a fellow connoisseur of finer European arts.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

I dont live on the states so i assume the tugboat has sink?, seems he found his people at least, the retard farm

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I dont live on the states so i assume the tugboat has sink?, seems he found his people at least, the retard farm

Nope, it was most likely still up. He would have gotten over 30K from it, which is what I imagine Chris has used to buy two video game consoles, a new car and all the stuff he's been using for streams (or it has been donated to him via Praetor, but since this money would also cover mortgage...)