Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
Addicts have to be incredibly adept at manipulation, least of all to manipulate others. Convincing yourself to poison your body and destroy your life requires immense abilities in that regard. Often when an addict lies to someone they're more trying to lie to themselves. Nick probably knows he's sick from alcohol but he's trying to sublimate those symptoms onto anything else.
 
What either of them does during the days is a bit of a mystery. Nick doesn't cook for himself, claims he doesn't watch online podcasts or livestreams (a claim he made during the Isom grave visiting arc, contradicted entirely by the fact he would text @Null corrections to read live during Mad at the Internet (the internet never forgets, Nick)), if they homeschool their children then Nick has already admitted they condense "4 hour lectures" into "90 mins" for them, so all that's left is supposedly playing chauffeur (because hiring a sober person without narcolepsy to drive your children around as a millionaire is out of the question).

Jeez, no wonder he hates his life. He's either too unimaginative or too lazy to do anything valuable with his time besides drink at home and mope around about how awesome his life could be without all those little burdens weighing him down.

Besides the eternal mystery of what occupies the couple's daytime hours, there's also the fact that Nick continually alludes to unspecified stressors at the beginning of his streams in a "OMG, what a day/week" fashion.

Nick's resilience and coping abilities have plummeted, but surely there's still some unknown factor nagging at him beyond malding at KF and recovering from yesterday's bender.

It seems to me there is no consistent set meal times they have as a family. Would not be surprise me if the kids eat 1 meal a day and the rest is supplemented with snacks, junk food.

Back in either the Rittenhouse or Depp "12-16 hour days", Nick would frequently talk about having to end the daystream around 5-6 pm CST in order to go cook dinner for his family. Or would sometimes discuss what he had cooked for them upon firing up his nightstream at 11 pm CST.

I remember it in particular because:

a) it seemed late for a family with young children to be STARTING to the process of cooking dinner and

b) why would a streamer running a "multimillion dollar enterprise" have to interrupt his golden goose revenue stream to cook dinner for his stay-at-home wife?

One of few positive things that I have come across from Rekieta is him recommending this YT channel called Sip and Feast. This guy's cooking channel is quite wholesome where the entire family participates in the videos some times. It's too bad Nick no longer has that same image.

I went to subscribe to your link only to have forgotten that I subscribed to the channel a month ago after watching them make Shepherd's Pie.

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So I'm guessing they have time slots and some of the current people will leave so there aren't too many people on at the same time.

I would be very surprised if there was any formal scheduling of timeslots on Hunley's show.

As @Potatoherder researched upthread, Hunley's show seems like a 60-90 min show where practising lawyer can drop in over their Friday lunch hours.

I've seen the host Eric start to panic that he needs to shut things down when the show passes the one hour mark.

Yep. And he still isn't there; the stream is 93 minutes in. Me thinks his panties are still in a bunch and won't bring himself to fraternize with Potentially Criminal (Sean) after such affronts have been meted out on his ego.

I'm sure I've mentioned it before in this thread, but Hunley's show is how I discovered Rekieta after discovering the panel on account of Viva.

IIRC, the panel was empathizing and strategizing after Hunley's main channel had been permanently deleted somehow earlier that day. I noted at the time that the other panelists seemed to give Nick a lot of reverence despite the fact that he looked like a dorky nobody.

Might I posit that him pulling up could be the funniest arc of all? After all of this, after potentially losing friends and family, he pulls up. He's back! But no longer has the winemoms, the weebs, the norms, the coomers, he has no audience. Sure, a few stick around, but not enough to mean anything. Left only with a question: Was pulling up worth it? As he is firmly planted in obscurity.

I think it's the kind of poetic ending that a creative literature fag would appreciate. One could convince someone that this would be the greatest show of all. Real art-house shit.

I think the problem with any sobriety/redemption arc is that Nick's remaining/new audience would shower new Nick with positive affirmation re: his addiction and recovery, which just feeds the narcissistic beast in a positive feedback loop all over again.
 
It appears Nick effectively confirmed that Legal Mindset is the guy he's pissed off at last night when he re-told the story about how he acted as a wingman for Andrew with a Latina while in Houston for Anime Matsuri in 2022.
Andrew has ever so slightly started to acknowledge to his audience that Nick is a bit of a drunk and starting to become a bit of a cluster fuck. Andrew is trying to avoid the drama. But it is extremely difficult to stay honest with your audience and not acknowledge what everyone else plainly sees. This acknowledgement is probably what is pissing Nick off. It isn't that Andrew is the worst towards Nick. It is that Nick thought that Andrew was 100% in his corner, ride or die.
 
Andrew has ever so slightly started to acknowledge to his audience that Nick is a bit of a drunk and starting to become a bit of a cluster fuck. Andrew is trying to avoid the drama. But it is extremely difficult to stay honest with your audience and not acknowledge what everyone else plainly sees. This acknowledgement is probably what is pissing Nick off. It isn't that Andrew is the worst towards Nick. It is that Nick thought that Andrew was 100% in his corner, ride or die.
It seems like the Eric July meltdown stream was for Andrew as well as the Casino the final straw where they weren't willing to keep pretending that Nick hadn't morphed into a massive lolcow. That was the stream where Andrew went point by point saying why what Nick did was a terrible idea.

It was also on Andrew's show where a guest referred to Nick as "Lolcow Nick" or something similar and Andrew was caught off guard. Nick has clearly breached the point where being associated with him is embarrassing.

Nick has clearly added Andrew to his naughty list where Nick will ice him out of invites to his show and passive aggressively shit talk him. There is nothing to be gained by further association with Nick at this point, The question is whether Andrew takes the gloves off or not. Will Andrew do basically what Sean has done where he mostly stays quiet about Nick other than occasional jokes, or does he go all in and let the people still watching "LawTube" in on everything that is common knowledge on this thread and Elissa's comment section?

Might I posit that him pulling up could be the funniest arc of all? After all of this, after potentially losing friends and family, he pulls up. He's back! But no longer has the winemoms, the weebs, the norms, the coomers, he has no audience. Sure, a few stick around, but not enough to mean anything. Left only with a question: Was pulling up worth it? As he is firmly planted in obscurity.

I think it's the kind of poetic ending that a creative literature fag would appreciate. One could convince someone that this would be the greatest show of all. Real art-house shit.
100% no. Quite the opposite, I keep checking the Ralph subforum for signs of life and I don't remember the last time somebody posted a clip of Ralph in his subforum that wasn't directly from his Twitter.
 
Joe has done better on yt than Nick has done on both rumble and yt at $259. Of course he was covering a topic people seemed to be interested in.
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This post reminded me, did Nick cover the Argentinian elections? I looked at his livestream topics for the last month and didn´t see it mentioned. If not let me say NICK YOU FUCKING RETARD, this topic was tailor made for you.

He is a lolbertarian painted as far-right, there are weird rumors about him and his sister (saying he will was making her the first lady), there was anime involved somehow, and best of all it was a topic that the everyone was interested in.

Social media expert my ass, Nick is just a drunk degenerate with his balls trapped in a plastic chinese torture devise.

Edit: Fixed some incorrect info about the sister.
 
I believe @elb clipped this out, but Nick insulted also insulted the Anime Matsuri crowd last night. Nick said that the Anime Matsuri rave sucked because "raves at an anime convention, there's not enough drugs to make those people extroverted, so they go and they kind of stand around, it's weird."

No amount of drugs are going to make the people at those raves think you are anything other than a degenerate creepy old man Nick.
 
If I'm going to drink "digestives" that were marketed as such just so grandpa could get slightly pissed without getting nagged I'd go with the superior one, Fernet.
I think Nick would like this one, he'd definitely lick this bottle
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He names them, but it's hard to tell because even slowed down the his voice is too slurred to make it out clearly.

- Legal Vices, even gets a special shout-out for always being a real one, seems Mindset has been ousted from the inner circle?
- Lead Attorney
- Gosney
- Branca
No mention of the farms own practicing lawyer who has been regularly laughing at Nick
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He watched that one Ingmar Bergman movie where that guy plays chess with Death (and loses) and decided to base his entire retard philosophy around it just like he bases his approach to mid-life crises and cuckolded angry chip-eating rants around American Beauty.
Never mind chess, this wet brained retard couldn't play a game of tiddlywinks.
He made jokes about the balldo being for limp dicks. Also had a serious talk on his stream about how Nick did not act as a professional or a friend with Eric July situation.
He also said he thought the balldo would only work on someone with tiny balls.
 
No mention of the farms own practicing lawyer who has been regularly laughing at Nick.
He's already said he thinks @AnOminous is a retard.
Oh you meant Sean, there's too much risk of losing even more followers by going after the laughing man from Ohio. Besides, Sean barely does anything to actively attack Nick, he just takes jabs whenever the Chat prompts him to. That's what Nick does, so he can't denounce that behavior without looking like even more of a dishonest sack of shit than he already does.
 
I think that's enough learning about Nick's new, secret fetishes for one day.
Every day I question if Nick was ever funny more and more, maybe he was only ever really funny by proxy of guests who actually made jokes. We've moved beyond "shock humor" and into "peepee poopoo ack ack ack" all night "every" night.

Nick admitted that it has gotten worse in late August on a stream with Juju (link).

When Nick was planning to do his standup bit he wanted to be as racist as he could and tell the crappiest jokes because he was the opener and it is expected. Nick doesn't see how he can lose and Juju doesn't see how Nick can do well.



Nick then went on to say that he unironically likes aging and tat the aches and pains are the only downside. He then goes into how he has been telling worse jokes (in person) to people he doesn't know, particularly staff who he feels are obligated to laugh at his jokes. Putting employees in that awkward position is the payoff for him whether they laugh or not. Basically, making someone else's day just a bit worse makes it worth it.

Nick then launches into how women need to stop eating.



Chat tries to give Nick standup tips and Nick reveals that he thinks that people who do standup (they are people on the outs of entertainment). Juju takes exception and Nick course corrects to accommodate Juju.

Nick figures comedians don't get paid much and instead get paid with sex based on his impression of an attractive male comedian.



Nick is on the topic of black people and then proceeds to think that making jokes at the comedy club will go over well. they try to workshop some jokes on the spot. It is funny, but not for the reasons they think.

Nick seems to think racism = funny, but Juju points out that Nick needs a punchline. They struggle with this between periods of dead air (hence the length of the clip).

N: I don't know how you make slave jokes because you can just say slave facts and we would laugh at them anyway.

JJ: Yeah... Okay... What's a slave fact?

N: I have no idea.

JJ: Oh.

N: I didn't study them.

JJ: No... no.... no...

N: But I figure people in Sartell did.

JJ: *chuckle* Yeah?... You think so?

N: Like... cuz they're... they studied...

Nick also thinks sabotaging Chrissy's set by making jokes about women comedians, playing Chrissy's jokes from his phone and then explaining her jokes, or telling all her jokes. Nick then tells a joke about the time he tried to heckle Chrissy but was stuck at the bar.



Also, this was Nick's attempt at humor regarding the death of comedian Donovan Castillo. Even though they aren't familiar with his material (or how he died) they think they know how Donovan would want to be remembered.



TL/DR: Nick thinks that the best jokes are ones no one laughs at. Nick thought it would be funny to burn Chrissy's set because he has proven to himself (and others) that he can't be funny on his own at this point.

Well of course, he still needs God's seal of approval to be able to proselytize. Except we never heard him directly credit God for much of anything in his life.
Indeed. Nick's relationship with God is dysfunctional and seems to be antagonistic.
 
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So this SFO guy is friends with coomalot or something? Kirsche having a spat with SFO plus pippa beefing with camelot led to kirsche backing out of coomalot's show? The post is really vague when it comes to making SFO and coomalot relate to each other..
To my knowledge, they are separate issues. It's the overall conversation of the matter in, on, and around that page. That particular poster seems to have them garbled up as I never heard SFO and Camelot having any affiliation.

Exterminatus clears it up a few posts down.
 
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