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Remember when Chris and Barb had the rental while 14BC was being rebuilt after the fire? Remember how quickly the rental went from being a fairly nice, clean middle class house to being just as much of a biohazard as 14BC, including dead bugs and rodent droppings in the carpet? How much of that do you think was because of Chris? How long do you think it'll take before Chris' new digs begin to look like that rental house?
 
Doors and doorknobs also match up. Comparison w/ image from Zillow listing:
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Just realized the medallion is so musty it reads as green on the chroma key
How long do you think it'll take before Chris' new digs begin to look like that rental house?
The real question is if Cadey Poo would allow Chris to Hoard to their hearts content,transforming this “temple” into a labyrinth? And if so how long would it take?
 
Remember when Chris and Barb had the rental while 14BC was being rebuilt after the fire? Remember how quickly the rental went from being a fairly nice, clean middle class house to being just as much of a biohazard as 14BC, including dead bugs and rodent droppings in the carpet? How much of that do you think was because of Chris? How long do you think it'll take before Chris' new digs begin to look like that rental house?
Barb is a hoarder, so that probably did not help.
 
I don't get why people are making a big deal over the whole "six figures" thing. It's 2023 and 15 years of money printers go brrr means that $100,000 isn't a lot of money. It'll pay the rent on a shitty apartment and grocery bills for a year and that's about it. Any 23 year old business school graduate who didn't completely flunk all their classes is probably starting at 110 at almost any firm 3 months out of graduating.

The point being is that Caden being the chief tard in his circus of tards doesn't change the fact that he's still a tard who has a 41 year old mentally challenged roommate living in a dumpy house sitting next to a papermill in a one-road ghost town.
 
A Redditor snapped a picture of Chris at a Wal-Mart in Lynchburg. Most likely the same one he's been going to with Flutter.
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Doesn't look like anyone else is in the car with him but the photo makes it impossible to say for sure. The Redditor didn't offer any context but did make sure to refer to him as "Christine," because, well, Reddit.
 
A Redditor snapped a picture of Chris at a Wal-Mart in Lynchburg. Most likely the same one he's been going to with Flutter.
View attachment 5519229 Doesn't look like anyone else is in the car with him but the photo makes it impossible to say for sure. The Redditor didn't offer any context but did make sure to refer to him as "Christine," because, well, Reddit.
Getting fatter again.
 
A Redditor snapped a picture of Chris at a Wal-Mart in Lynchburg. Most likely the same one he's been going to with Flutter.
View attachment 5519229 Doesn't look like anyone else is in the car with him but the photo makes it impossible to say for sure. The Redditor didn't offer any context but did make sure to refer to him as "Christine," because, well, Reddit.
what's with the breast cancer awareness sticker over the license plate?
 
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I don't get why people are making a big deal over the whole "six figures" thing.
It's not the "wow look at all the money, they're rich" big deal, it's a surprise that Chris "merch" is desireable enough to reach 6 figures in sales.

Also I see you ain't from round these country parts. !00k in middle of nowhere Virginia will last you well over a year in living expenses, with treats.. The median household income in Virginia is around $50-60k, with a huge part of the households well below that. I wanna know what sad part of the country you live in where you'd only be able to feed and house yourself for 100k a year.
 
a real question, no hate or anything; but how the FUCK does Chris still have a platform?
i'm really asking, it looks like there are many people ACTUALLY supporting him, why?
To the uninitiated Chris is a full blown quirky retard that is a victim because dirty trolls have nothing to do but to bully him. But we all know that the ruckersville motherfucker does/says whatever he wants because he knows he's the Teflon tard and can get away with his disgusting behavior.

The weens supporting him financially, in my mind, are in 3 camps. One is trying to troll him, the other are shitty "edgelords" that want handmade cwc garbage, and last is trying to help him because he's internet infamous and they think they can fix him. For the third camp, if they see a slow in mind in the street, they will not put effort to help them because they are not widely known. Those 3 have one thing in common, he's famous and how do I get a piece of that. I can honestly say he lost all good will from true and honest supporters.

Caden is different story, he's taking advantage of him. But it will come in and bite him in the ass.

Read the cwcki, it's a rabbit hole. When you thought you knew a tard, he out tards himself till he fucked his mom.
 
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