1MinuteMan Conspiracy Containment Thread

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Who is 1MM? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kiwi tell it, anybody could have worked for 1MM. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.

 

[freund]

Much of the information is outdated and incomplete due to the age as well as inactivity of the thread.
A great summary of previously gathered information and own speculations on this topic has been given by @Shirō Ishii in his video on the 4th August 2023.

 

[giraffe]

Much of the information is outdated and incomplete due to the age as well as inactivity of the thread.
A great summary of previously gathered information and own speculations on this topic has been given by @Shirō Ishii in his video on the 4th August 2023.

Good watch.

Any theories on why Jeff has not reached out to Phil and told him to stop announcing the daily 1MM tip? After getting doxed it would be logical to cut all ties with Phil(at least publicly). And I would assume his instinct to protect his family would be very high considering all the nonsense that comes along with being associated with Phil.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Any theories on why Jeff has not reached out to Phil and told him to stop announcing the daily 1MM tip? After getting doxed it would be logical to cut all ties with Phil(at least publicly). And I would assume his instinct to protect his family would be very high considering all the nonsense that comes along with being associated with Phil.

That would be logical. However, this is the vortex, and logic doesn't apply.

Jeff often tipped amounts larger than the previous top tip, just so he could get his name on the leaderboard. And he also tipped and cheered to "own the trolls"

After Nigel's dox, and the subsequent rotation of tip names (SilentBob, Bobbajo, etc) There were many instances where "OneMinuteMan" would tip $21 or $26, just to knock the previous $20 or $25 tips off of the leaderboard, so that he could see his sock name up there. For whatever reason, this guy gets off on Phil shouting out his contributions, and if they sit on the leaderboard for a while, that's even better.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Jeff is only giving money to Phil, and I doubt anyone is trying to ruin his kids' lives. Only us hardcore detractors for years even hypothesize he's 1MM.

I think the Jeff situation is like what Shiro explained in his video. Jeff appears to be the stereotypical happy smiling Mormon husband with a beautiful family and the perfect life. Phil represents the total opposite of that in the public view, but obviously Phil wants to be like Jeff with how he always mentions his "family".

So, I see Phil as an outlet where Jeff is helping a guy who was unfairly beaten down, and fuck all the people who hate on him.

 

[Colloid]

I always thought 1MM was PlanetJeff or a similar whale with a proper income since the amounts he gave were always way higher than what the usual SSI tugboat fans gave, and also because he turned up out of nowhere after PlanetJeff got doxed with Phil being unusually not skeptical of his sudden appearance.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Sure is lucky that 1MM has been able to up his daily tithe to $50, and now include a totally not made up message where he agrees with Phil on everything.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Sure is lucky that 1MM has been able to up his daily tithe to $50, and now include a totally not made up message where he agrees with Phil on everything.

These sudden messages actually made me believe that 1MM is real.
We all know that Phil can't lie/act for shit and seeing him visibly reading messages (and at times struggling doing it) is prove to me that he indeed gets a daily tip during each prestream.
And think about it:
If somebody is dented/cucked enough to give a 41 year old beggar 25$ each day, it is not really surprising that the same person fully agrees with what DSP is saying.
Peak Pignosis at work.

 

[myone]

These sudden messages actually made me believe that 1MM is real.

The fact that the only other person who propagated this retarded theory is Doody of all people should've told you something. Birds of a feather I guess..

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

The fact that the only other person who propagated this retarded theory is Doody of all people should've told you something. Birds of a feather I guess..

Well I wouldn't know what shit Doody is propagating and what not so kindly fuck off would you?
All I know is that there was always the question whether the 1MM tip was real or not and all I was saying is that the new messages convinced me that it is.

 

[Gulls on Film]

You have to apply Piggam's Razor when thinking about things like 1MM. Whatever is the greediest option is true. DSP will never "prime the tip jar" with fake tips, as he thinks people will give him 20 dollars less everyday, because his viewers are selfish and stop giving him money after he hits his daily tips goal.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Reddit posts and Doody theories...

 

[HorseSense]

Well I wouldn't know what shit Doody is propagating and what not so kindly fuck off would you?
All I know is that there was always the question whether the 1MM tip was real or not and all I was saying is that the new messages convinced me that it is.

I believe 1MM tips come from an actual non-Burnell style creature. That said, I think the messages are fake as fuck. Dude has been silent for ages and now suddenly pipes up with troll-focused messages? No opinions on games. No opinions on crime. no opinions on house repairs. No opinions on food. Just a weak reflection of whatever drama kept DSP up late the previous night.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Sure is lucky that 1MM has been able to up his daily tithe to $50, and now include a totally not made up message where he agrees with Phil on everything.

Well it's because Phil was deathly ill during the last week of October. He still is btw! 1MM is merely giving Phil what he would have during the Marathon!
Duhuhuh.

As for why he's talking I gotta assume someone else simply took up the mantle. The guy who gets my posts moved to another thread or Planet Jeff or someone like that.

edit: DAMMIT! evicted again.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Dude has been silent for ages and now suddenly pipes up with troll-focused messages?

Phil recently said that 1mm is around for the streams. This is why he's talking now. 1mm's recent tip messages are directly related to whatever Phil has been talking about on that day's pre-stream.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/1minuteman-conspiracy-containment-thread.129592/post-17099400

Phil knows who 1mm is, and he is in contact with him behind the scenes, which is why he stated before that 1mm does not actively watch the streams, but now Phil knows that he does actively watch the streams.

As for why he's talking I gotta assume someone else simply took up the mantle. The guy who gets my posts moved to another thread or Planet Jeff or someone like that.

Phil will not allow anyone to impersonate 1mm, as evidenced in this clip when another known whale tries to impersonate "SilentBob" (same person)

All I know is that there was always the question whether the 1MM tip was real or not

For people who are unaware, or think these tips are fake for some reason, 1mm tips were not always behind the scenes and weird. They used to come in, through Streamlabs, while Phil was in the middle of gameplay. It wasn't until the DMCA Saga of Oct 2020 when tips from 1mm, Silentbob, NoCouture, Bobbajo, etc all began being sent to directly to Phil's paypal.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The fact that the only other person who propagated this retarded theory is Doody of all people should've told you something. Birds of a feather I guess..

Doody thinks 1MM is Mommy Linda, which is even more foolish.

Dave isn't faking tips. Most of his massive tips come early on in prestreams, and then it dies off. He's also had many "slow support" streams. He's a lazy fat fuck. Dave's not doing this shit.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The direct debit still seems like the most plausible theory to me, Jeff just gives Phil x amount and says he can call it whatever he wants on stream. But also there's nothing to say he isn't giving Phil more than he tells us.

 

[BallBuster II]

Is that true? He seems to get his daily 20-25 tithe and then 10-20 extra. I'll check the end of rawphil and he's usually double that number. It feels random how his money comes in at this point

Can we dive into the mind of 1MM for a second? This dude tips at least 20$ daily. That's at minimum $600 a month, $7,200 a year. This doesn't include the random $25, $50, and $100 tips he leaves sometimes. Are we to believe that someone who is never in chat, drops the equivalent of a monthly payment on a brand new Infiniti Q60 on Phil? I really think this person isn't real, and Phil just uses it as a primer to get the ball rolling on tips, thinking his wheelchairs are more likely to tip if they see they are already half way to a "goal".

EDIT: I think Tip track detractors need to account for this and start making adjustments to tip totals, and have fields that exclude 1MM and include 1MM. I think having data on both sides will help.

 

[myone]

Can we dive into the mind of 1MM for a second? This dude tips at least 20$ daily. That's at minimum $600 a month, $7,200 a year. This doesn't include the random $25, $50, and $100 tips he leaves sometimes. Are we to believe that someone who is never in chat, drops the equivalent of a monthly payment on a brand new Infiniti Q60 on Phil? I really think this person isn't real, and Phil just uses it as a primer to get the ball rolling on tips, thinking his wheelchairs are more likely to tip if they see they are already half way to a "goal".

EDIT: I think Tip track detractors need to account for this and start making adjustments to tip totals, and have fields that exclude 1MM and include 1MM. I think having data on both sides will help.

What does Phil get out of 'priming' a virtual tip jar? His dents give him more money when he's sad and desperate and less when he's doing well. If DSP could he would anti-prime the tip jar and he does so regularly: "I've lost $24 dollars in charge backs, so we start off with -24"

Also, do you think DSP would put on a pair of glasses for $30?!!?

Stop being retarded. I feel second hand embarrassment every time a dent tractor gets a little close to this doody-tier (bumfuck retarded) idea.

 

[Cadoster]

Can we dive into the mind of 1MM for a second? This dude tips at least 20$ daily. That's at minimum $600 a month, $7,200 a year. This doesn't include the random $25, $50, and $100 tips he leaves sometimes. Are we to believe that someone who is never in chat, drops the equivalent of a monthly payment on a brand new Infiniti Q60 on Phil? I really think this person isn't real, and Phil just uses it as a primer to get the ball rolling on tips, thinking his wheelchairs are more likely to tip if they see they are already half way to a "goal".

EDIT: I think Tip track detractors need to account for this and start making adjustments to tip totals, and have fields that exclude 1MM and include 1MM. I think having data on both sides will help.

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